Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
Hello. This is my main reddit account. Around 2 years ago Ive decided to create 10 alt accounts, and write the most random shit (aka en passant copypasta) on several shit posting subs, each line from different account, hoping that the joke will eventually get big.
But it didnt. Ive waited days, weeks, even months. But everything failed.
And than it hit me. If I cant make a joke famous, im gonna make it seem famous. And so, I spent 3 month straight creating more and more reddit accounts, making sure every single one would not look like just a bot(posting something on different subs, commenting, etc)
After all this time, Ive created around 70, 000 different accounts. And so it was time. Ive created r/anarchychess, made several accounts mods to make it seem legit. And it finally was en passant'in time.
Every single en passant chain you see is mine. Every single post about en passant- i made it. The en passant joke was never funny, nor was it popular. It was just me, from moms basement, with the whole comedy world at my fingertips.
To conclude, i will make a comment under this post from most of my alt accounts, as they all wouldnt fit in just this post.
My roommate keeps fucking his bed. How do I approach this?
I honestly donāt know how else to put it.
So for context, my roommate warned me that he āsometimes sleeptalkedā at night, but I had gotten extremely unlucky with my first two roommatesā¦ they were absolutely terrible. Inconsiderate, spoiled, and disgusting. Therefore, a clean, tidy, hygienic roommate sounded great and I thought that a little sleeptalking wouldnāt hurt anyone.
The sleeptalking I can handle. The sleepfucking, on the other hand, I cannot handle. For clarification, the āsleeptalkingā went from a few mumbles and groans (the first month) to nightly violent spring squeaking coming across the room.
This man will literally be pounding his mattress at 4 in the morning (itās currently 4:30 and heās just woken me up after rawdogging his mattress again). It got to the point where I had to use earplugs to sleepā¦ but that caused me to miss my alarm and therefore, a class.
The other disturbing part is that he calls out names. He is currently single, and unfortunately, we have the same friend group. So occasionally, Iāll hear one of their names moaned out in the middle of the night. Hereās what woke me up half an hour ago.
squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak āuuuunghhhhhh Laurenā squeak squeak āoh fuck yeahā squeak
It only stops when 1: he climaxes. 2: he fucks the bed so violently that he bounces his himself up the bed and hits his head on the wall.
I have no idea how to approach this with him, since heās very shy and tends to avoid/get quiet when there are sexual discussions (when heās awake, at least.) I wouldnāt want to make it awkward, but I canāt deal with him waking me up all the time. How should I approach this?
Official Statement Regarding My Mom.
Ok, Iām sorry for the off topic thread, but I feel like this needs to be said. Yesterday, at around 6:46 PM Eastern Time, a fellow redditoir in this sub- who I wonāt name- claimed that they āslept with my momā.
Let me get something straight. This anonymous redditoir didnāt sleep with my mom. In fact, none of you have ever and will never do something liek that. I know that for a fact.
So, please, nobody believe them. If youāve seen the comment in question, just ignore them. Ok? Thanks
Iām sorry for derailing the chicanery but this needed to be said.
Hey OP please stop replying to your own post. It's seen by karma farming by most of experienced Redditors and we definitely won't hesitate to down-vote your comments. Don't you think the karma points you've gained from the post itself are enough? There's no need to extend your metaphorical limb down the karma jar and pick up as much karma points as you can by clugging-up the whole comment section with your replies. I'll give you 10 minutes to delete the comments. When I come back I will down-vote them if they have not been removed.
Edit: Guys, you are down-voting the wrong person.
My long distance bf (18m) told me that I (18f) remind him of a reinsannce painting and that I was very pale and I told him I didnāt take that as a compliment and he said why not its āhotā and told me he was hard and that he wants me to be his mona lisa and he will paint me with his oils.
and then we started sexting and he said ādoes thou want me to cometh inside thyā
it didnāt stop there he went on to talk shakespearan for the rest of what felt like 2 hours saying things like āI want to breedeth theeā, āalloweth me to fondle thy plump bosomsā at one point he called me Elizabeth and told me to call him Henry VII of Englandā¦ and wanted me to compliment him on how good of a monarch he is
I got really uncomfortable and expressed it to him and he got mad and said I killed the mood and he hopes I get the bubonic plagueā¦ we havenāt talked since
