Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
I am in 5th grade.. I have a crush on this girl her hair smells like roses and her personality is golden so I decided to peacefully fap to her beautiful face in the middle of math because it was SOOO boring 😂😂😂 savage anyways she caught me and i was thinking she liked it making winks and smiling to her but she did not like it. 😒🤔😕so weird. she screamed then she started running to the principal office 😢🙄😬i cant stand that boomer 😂 savage 💯😎 anyway when she reported me she started spreading it 😭🙄🙄🙄😝now people call me weird and a 'loser' like whatt!???? 🙄 im totally a winner and part of the logang ✔️✔️✔️👍😂🥇😎 she now told her parents and im trying to break in her house 🏡😉💪✔️ i will do many things to her since she didnt like my fap 😅😂😂😂😎😎 she geting punsihed 🤣🤣🤣🤣anyways im gonna set the ladder up ✔️🤓😋 then go to her bedroom. 🤗😝😊 Hahahah ok wish me good luck rediit and pls give award so i can share my savage story, 🤣🤣😂😎😎💯💯👍 thanks redit and logang💪😎🤓
I (M49) beat my wife (F01) the other day when she said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. I was watching big Chungus porn on reddit (wholesome 100) when my wife came in, begging to be released from my basement. I laughed in her face and told her no. Then I kept fapping to Chungus porn. She asked what I was watching, and I was in shock. How could this bitch not know what Big Chungus is? I got out the drawing board and explained all about Chungus lore. I showed her some Big Chungus memes and I started laughing hysterically at them. She looked weirded out and said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. Shock came over me. What was this bitch saying? I quickly lunged at her, impaling my fist into her face, breaking her nose and eye sockets. She screamed and howled in pain and cried. I kept beating her and yelling that Big Chungus was funny and if she didn't laugh at it I'd torture her in my dungeon. She screamed and cried until I knocked her out. I tied her to a chair in a soundproof room and locked the door. Now I sit here wondering, am I the asshole for doing that?
Plain and simple I found an old phone in my closet my younger sister had and out of curiosity I went through it and found out your typically stuff, ranting to her friends, talking to guys, found what seemed to be a boyfriend or something, etc, until I decided to see her images... SHE HAD LIKE 2 VIDEOS AND A FEW PICTURES OF HER NUDE
At first I freaked out and got a sick feeling in my stomach so I deleted them and threw the phone back in the closet of old junk where I found it.
A few days later I decided to masturbate at night while noone was home and sadly I remembered my sisters phone, I went to gallery and clicked the recently deleted images and recovered all her nudes and I don't know what or how I just decided to finish off to a video of my sister stripping down.
After I finished I legit had the worst post nut clarity in my whole fucking life, I redeleted the damn nudes, went to recently deleted and deleted them again until there was no trace of them. The next day I couldn't bare what I did so I just told my sister I found her old phone and gave it back to her... I am just hoping she doesn't remember she had nudes on there herself and notices I deleted them
I’ve never felt so hurt.
I’ve tolerated his gaming habits for the entirety of the relationship because I don’t want to be the controlling wife and I want him to be happy. It’s only the past 3 years that he’s come to bed extremely late. He talks about the game all the time and I let him indulge in his info umping.
I’m set to go to the hospital on Monday as I might be close to delivering our first child. He said that his raid with his guild is on Tuesday and Thursday and he’s fighting the final boss of mythic and this might be his only chance to do it. The baby might be delivered next week.
I don’t know how I feel about this or how to process this. I’m so afraid he will choose the game over us.
I(69M, heterosexual) last night(10/24/21 11:12 PM) got consent(verbal) from your mom(420F) to have sexual intercourse(hetero), but you(42069M) got very angry(blood pressure 100/140) and yelled(80 decibels) at me. Am I the asshole?
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