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PSA: People who still drink Starbucks in NYC are the worst

    PSA: People who still drink Starbucks in NYC are the worst
    byu/PsychologicalLack698 incirclejerknyc
    As a born and raised New Yorker, I don’t understand how anyone in NYC, the coffee capital of the world, still chooses Starbucks when we’re literally surrounded by the best independent coffee shops in the universe. Are you fucking kidding me bro?! There’s literally hand-poured, single-origin beans roasted by someone’s uncle in the back of a Brooklyn warehouse, and you’re gonna opt for a soulless corporate chain? How basic can you get?

Do you even care about supporting small businesses? Or do you just enjoy being a cog in the capitalist machine, getting your watered-down PSL with three pumps of sugar while pretending to live a “New York life”? And don’t get me started on the lack of creativity. “Oh, look at me, I’m holding a Starbucks cup, I’m soooo New York.” No, you’re not. You’re just lazy.

If you’re paying $6 for a cup of coffee, at least give it to the places where the baristas know your order AND your name. Seriously, go to any corner in Bushwick, the coffee shops have actual culture. Meanwhile, Starbucks’ “baristas” are misspelling your name on purpose.

EDIT: First time posting on circle jerk ny & I’m so proud of myself cause I really got a bunch of you thinking I’m dead serious. Using this as evidence for my claim that media literacy should be a required course before students graduate cause some of yall are dumb as hell lmaooo.

    So please imagine a two-panel comic starring the Heavy from the 2007 first-person shooter game Team Fortress 2

      TF2 Heavy Open Reddit then despair meme

      AKA the TF2 Heavy reaction image copypasta is used whenever the subreddit doesn’t allow user to post image in the comments.

      This subreddit doesn’t allow users to upload images as comments, so please imagine a two-panel comic starring the Heavy from the 2007 first-person shooter game Team Fortress 2. In the first panel, which has a blank white background, he is giving the camera a thumbs-up, smiling amicably. Behind him is a desk with a powered-off laptop resting on its surface. The caption above him reads, “1) Open Reddit”, implying that he is about to log on to social media. In the second panel, captioned “2)”, the background is now black, the sheer intensity of its darkness somehow casting shadows onto Heavy’s back. The Russian man is now staring into a monitor, the contents of his social media jaunt unseen to the viewer, for better or for worse. It is likely that this is for the better, however, as Heavy’s blank eyes and relaxed jaw imply that his consciousness is no longer present even though his body persists. This image may be seen as a commentary on the objectively reprehensible opinions certain social media users may express under the perceived veil of anonymity, shared either to disconcert other users as a joke, or due to a serious character flaw, the likes of which may require the help of a therapist to rectify.

      Being downvoted on reddit sucks man.

        Being downvoted on reddit sucks man.

There’s something uniquely frustrating about being downvoted on Reddit. You put time and effort into crafting a thoughtful comment, sharing your perspective, or even just making a light-hearted joke, only to see those downvotes start piling up. It feels like a personal rejection, even though logically, I know it’s not. It's not just that someone disagrees with me—they’re actively saying my contribution doesn’t matter, that it’s not worth anyone else seeing. It stings.

What really gets to me is how impersonal and anonymous it is. There’s no feedback, no dialogue—just a faceless number that slowly erases your words from the conversation. It’s like being shouted down in a crowd, but you can’t even see who’s doing the shouting. Was my point misunderstood? Did I offend someone without realizing it? Or maybe people just don’t care? That lack of closure gnaws at me, making me second-guess everything I write.

Worse, Reddit’s algorithms treat downvotes like poison. If you get too many, your comment becomes invisible, buried at the bottom of the thread. It’s like you never even spoke, like your voice was silenced. And let’s be real—sometimes it feels like people downvote for the most trivial reasons. You used the wrong wording, or your humor didn’t quite land, and suddenly your comment is spiraling into the negatives.

It’s hard not to take it personally, even when I know I shouldn’t. I can tell myself it’s just the internet, that downvotes don’t define my worth, but the sting of being dismissed, of not being heard? That’s hard to shake off.

        No school, No Roblox

          No school, No Roblox
          byu/Odiekid inroblox
          I am a school bus driver & this morning picking up my elementary, this 3rd grader was crying & didn't want to get on the bus. His mom picked him up & put him on the stairs, & I greeted him enthusiastically to change his mood & welcome him on the bus. This did not work. His mom then threatened to call his dad. This did not work. As of now, I am blocking two lanes of busy traffic trying to get this kid on the bus. Suddenly, his mom tells him, "If you don't get on the bus, no playing Roblox today." He immediately stopped crying & ran on the bus. Thank you Roblox for making my job a bit easier today.

          BG3 has completely changed my wife

            My wife has for the past weeks been playing BG3, and it has affected her entire demeanor. She no longer speak with her normal accent but instead a posh British one. Even her body language is different. Like some James Bond villain.

She now calls me "darling". And says a lot of catchphrases I assume comes from the character "Astarion". I haven't played the game myself but I get constant story bits from her gaming sessions. The other day she was going to show me something on Instagram and her recommended was just a wall of images of this vampire guy. Alot of her downtime is now spent on listening to interviews from the voice actors from this game.

This is not the first time she get influenced by pop culture. We watched Breaking bad together and she has since never stopped saying bitch at every available opportunity. That was over 1,5 years ago. She is a massive one piece fan and each time she watches it, there will be a week long period of random japanese phrases and anime behavior.

Someone please send help. I fear this is who she is now. I don't want to date a British person.

            Has ANYONE Else ever brought this up about D’arce?

              D’arce copypasta came from a schizo post on the Fear & Hunger subreddit where OP is convince that D’arce is a man and not a woman based on her masculine “thrusting”.

              Has ANYONE Else ever brought this up about D'arce?

Let me first state i don't read many fan theories. i don't sit on Reddit much, and im not a huge part of the "Fandom" in that i post a lot, or talk about Theories, and all that. i'm the type of "Fan" that loves what i love, and i typically Lurk and read what other people have to say and then ill chime in once in a blue moon with an opinion. but i have something to ask about D'arce and i wanna see what other people feel on the subject

Are we 100% Sure D'arce is an uh.... Biological Female?....have we seen D'arce's Boobs in the Sprites? because so far all ive seen of her Nude is her on Top.... and her Thrusting in a VERY Masculine Way. now let me say, i am what some would call an uh.... connoisseur.... of watching "Cowgirl" and i don't believe ive ever seen a Girl "Thrust" like that during Cowgirl. to me, it's either her Thrusting Sprite was Re-Used from a Male Thrusting Sprite, or she is Grinding her "Lil D'arce" like there is no tomorrow while Cahara is "Along for the Ride" so to speak. now, TMI: i've been with a Girl who's done that sort of "Thrusting" while on top... im not saying its out of the Realm of Possibilities, im just saying for a video game you'd think the Animation would have been far more um.... Vanilla? "Hopping on top, less Grinding/Thrusting"? im not saying it's weird at all btw. ive seen PLENTY of videos of Ladies doing that exact same sort of thing. im just saying for a VIDEO GAME that doesn't show us her front, it makes you wonder or feel maybe something is being Implied? am i totally wrong on this? just reading into it? is it just a re-used Asset? but if we ignore all that...

How else would she use "Demon Seed" if she doesn't have a "Seed" to Deposit?

I hope im not starting anything here, im a country mile from knowing everything about the game... and maybe i haven't seen her in every um.... Position yet... but am i on to something here?

Let me say this as well: i don't try to force a Square Peg in a Round Hole. by that i mean im not looking for things to Validate my own Biases. i just noticed these things while playing the game and now i have to ask this question. if ive stepped on any Toes, ill delete this. but its just something that's been on my mind the last couple hours and i HAD to ask what other people think about it now, to see if maybe im not the only one who has noticed?