Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
God I hate r/Ukraine its full of western suburb kids who are so stupid and such nps that they believe that al Russians are guilty for being russian.
“Dude protest putin” “Dude just overthrow the government”
Are these people actually that retarted, do they think they can just except people to throw their life away for protesting the government or get themselves killed for organising a coup. Even if al Russian are Ukrainian hating nationalist, considering the huge propaganda machine Russia has I am still not gonna consider them responsible for their own thoughts. Fuck r/Ukraine and al the western dumbfucks who lack critical thinking or empathy and in most cases both. (Bdw never saw the same responds from these fuckers when it was the us invading iraq but then it wasn’t their fault but the media yeah sure
I hate Trump, and everything about him. I am white but I wish I wasn't. Just because I am white doesn't mean I deserve rights. In fact I don't. I should be treated like a dog, just like my mom should be too. She's just such a blonde hoe anyway?
Can you upvote pls?
I (35M) went to high school with Andrew Tate. He was a completely different dude back then. We were best friends when we were 14, and neither of us really had any other friends. I was the dominant one though. He would literally do anything I told him to do. If I told him to jump off a bridge, he would jump off a bridge. He was super sensitive, a real pussy.
One night, he was at my place and we stole some beers from my dad. It was our first time drinking alcohol. Long story short, I got really horny and told him to suck my dick. He was really scrawny and had a cute feminine face back then, so I imagined he was a girl, sat back and enjoyed the head. It was my first blowjob ever. We passed out after and never spoke of it. Carried on our friendship as if it never happened.
Unfortunately, that summer he got jumped by a bunch of kids who had been bullying him. He was never the same since that incident. He became obsessed with working out and martial arts, and we kinda just went our separate ways. I’m proud of him for standing up for himself, but he’s doing way too much now. I suspect he’s lashing out because of his childhood insecurities.
I am under a time constraint currently so I apologize if this seems rushed. All of this started towards the end of July. Both of my parents weren't home (they went to dinner at an Italian place.) So basically, I (15M), was horny and because hent4ihaven was blocked (my parents found out) I didn't have much choice. For context I live by a park with loads of pigeons, they are generally trusting of humans. I grabbed one of the bigger pigeons and brought it inside. It was cooing, attempting to call out the other pigeons, but it's effort was in vein. I was scarred at the time. It was too late. I had to do it. I brought the pigeon to my room. My heart was beating. I took off my pants and...Did it. Every thrust the pigeon would coo louder and louder. My dick barely fit inside its ass. When I finished I realized it had stopped responding. I had killed the pigeon. I was just mortified. I threw the pigeon outside my window and tried my best not to think about it. That was about 10 days ago.
I feel terrible for the pigeon. I feel like this could have been prevented if hent4i wasnt blocked. I feel terrible for the pigeon in question.
Throwaway account because my family knows my main, and I don’t want them to know about this.
So as the title states, BB has ruined our sex life. It started with us getting frisky to the show, and devolved to the point where we can’t even have sex without it on.
If I’m on top I’ll watch the show while I do my thing. We both turn our heads to the side and watch it on the TV. We love doggy style because we can both watch it at the same time. Originally missionary was our favourite due to the intimacy, but we stopped it because we couldn’t watch the show.
A bit innocent so far, but the memes are where it goes downhill.
There’s a meme of Mike Ehrmantraut going “Walter. Put your dick away Walter. I’m not having sex with you right now.”
Now we found this absolutely hilarious and it somehow devolved into it being incorporated; If one wants sex and the other doesn’t, the immediate reply is doing a Mike impression and going “Put your dick away Walter.”
What’s even worse is that we changed it to say “Get your dick out Walter” or “Let me see those 8balls, Walter.” If we do want to have sex. I can’t even remember the last time either of us asked for sex normally.
Not only that, but during the act itself we make jokes about it.
“I’m like Walter and you’re like Mike, cuz I’m about to shoot something into your stomach!”
“I’m gonna make a meth outta you!”
“Choke me like Walt did to Krazy 8!”
“*in a Jesse voice* Yo I’m bout to shoot all over your face, Gale!”
All of these are actual things we’ve said.
Because of this weird obsession, everytime we see an RV we get horny. Everytime we hear the intro. Everytime someone mentions meth or the name Walter. Even when we see memes of the show on Discord or YouTube.
So yeah. That’s pretty much it. Breaking Bad fucking ruined our sex life and there’s no turning back now. Fuck sakes.
Alex (19,M) was forced to attend his Uncle's marriage anniversary. But the moment he saw his Uncle's daughter Lauren (18,F), he got an erection and j*rked off in the bathroom. Little did he know that Lauren had seen him and was aroused by him too. She followed him to the bathroom. Alex was surprised but he did not want to waste the opportunity and he immediately unzipped his pants. Lauren went on her knees and started sucking his penis. As soon as Alex was about to c*m, his Uncle and Aunt came to the bathroom looking for Lauren. What they saw was their daughter, topless and on her knees, giving head to her cousin. At first she did not realize anything and continued sucking. Her father grabbed her hair and pulled her away from Alex. He then stepped ahead to slap Alex and at that exact moment Alex came. He came on his uncle's designer suit and shouted," You know how to suck babygirl" . Lauren started laughing . Her mother then saw Alex's penis and licked her lips. Then she snapped to reality and punished both of them. Alex wasn't allowed to meet girls for a month but all it did was make him more hor*y and he started jer*ing off 5 times a day. Lauren was forbidden to leave the house but this gave her even more chances to quench her thirst as both her parents were working and she invited boys everyday. Alex and Lauren have never met since then but have sex talks regularly on calls.
Peace from Alabama.
