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I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick

    I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick 😭
    
    I told my mom I am gay and she said, " So you like sucking dicks now?" Honestly i was a bit taken aback. I kinda expected it for her not to take it well but her being so explicit just threw me off a little. I explained to her it didnt matter, I am gay and I just like men and then she cut me off and said "No son of mine is going to put a mans cock in his mouth" and i just burst out crying and she just left the room. ):

    what makes you think i need my work evaluated by you?

      From a response by OP after his synthesizer showcase video was criticized. Wake up babe new synthesizer circlejerk copypasta just dropped!

      what makes you think i need my work evaluated by you? firstly from your last comment you clearly dont know the history of techno or its avantgarde nature, if you wanna get cranky about a fricking video youre free to do so but im also free to call out the uselessness and insensible low effort ‘critique’, of course its a bad recording, it was done in 10 minutes exactly how much it took me to power up the synth set up a loop and record the video, im sorry it doesnt satisfy your sonic/aesthetic needs but i wasnt trying to do so i literally wanted to know about the people here, just move on with your day sir and accept that i dont want to share my music with you lol 

      If your espresso tastes “good”, it’s not real espresso

        YSK: If your espresso tastes "good", it's not real espresso
        
        The idea that espresso should have a "pleasant" taste is a modern, American concept with no root in traditional preparation.
        
        Espresso, by definition, should imbue an intense bitterness and discomfort without any hint of sweetness or enjoyability. If you find yourself enjoying such taste notes as "chocolately", "caramel", "creamy", "fruity" etc please understand that you are drinking a coffee flavored children's beverage which would be more appropriately served at a Starbuck's drive-thru than a traditional Italian cafe.
        In traditional Japanese archery, you train for a long time before you ever actually shoot an arrow at a target. Stance, breathing, movement. Eventually you get to hold the bow, and it's a while after that before you get to put an arrow to the string, and even then you will not get to loose the arrow at the target until your instructor believes you are ready.
        
        No no one wants to hear this, but drinking the shot is like releasing the arrow. And you are probably not ready for that. The first 6 months should be just setting up the machine and then cleaning it. Focus on your breathing, focus on your posture. Then you can spend a few months grinding beans maybe, but do not try to pack the puck before you are ready and I mean ready. After a year or so, maybe you can start boiling water.
        
        Tasting the shot is something that comes at the end of a long long road. Maybe a hundred shots should go straight into the sink first. Maybe more. Point is, you can't rush this.

        I just watched your videos and I can say with 100% certainty that you are using an aim assist software.

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          byu/Lucizen from discussion
          inrivals

          A mod of r/rivals accused someone else of cheating after seeing his Punisher gameplay. He said he was 100% sure and locked the post and the comment. The comment then became a meme and is used as a joke whenever someone posts a gameplay clip.

          I just watched your videos and I can say with 100% certainty that you are using an aim assist software.
          
          Keep it off this subreddit. If I see it again you'll be banned.
          
          I'm not going to delete this post because I find it funny you think you can convince us you're legit 

          Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they’re listening to Kendrick?

            Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they're listening to Kendrick Lamar?
            
            Today i was on standing the train, listening to the new album and i noticed that there was a black guy standing behind me.
            
            I wanted to show him that i'm not racist and am in fact all for black rights, so i opened spotify, put brightness on max and held my phone up (discretely) so he could see me jamming it to the 🐐.
            
            On the train ride back there was a black man sitting across from me so I did one better. I chucked on To Pimp a Butterfly, held my phone flat so he could see it and gave him a small nod.
            
            I like to believe that i'm on the right side of history. I feel like they probably respected me for that.
            
            Anyone else do this?
            Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they’re listening to Kendrick?
            
            Yesterday I was at the airport waiting for my plane while listening to TPAB when a black man sat across from me.
            
            I wanted to show him I am not racist and that I stand with him, but not in an obvious way. So I opened the Spotify app, turned my brightness to max, and laid it on my chair’s arm. I don’t think he noticed though.
            
            I did this once before in my college class where a black student sat next to me. I decided to play some Kendrick through my AirPods and had my phone facing him and gave him a short nod.
            
            I like to think I’m on the right side of history and that I will make their day.
            
            Anyone else do this?
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            byu/mazldo from discussion
            incomedyheaven
            I got a visit from a black electrician the other day, and I was nervous because I thought he'd see me as one of those racist whites. He could see me sweating nervously and I guess he sensed that I was feeling some white guilt, but he handled it like a pro. He said, "Mind if I do some reading?" And he pulled out a copy of the Collected Works of George Lincoln Rockwell. My jaw dropped! He laughed and said, "Just letting you know, brother, we're both one of the good ones." I think we could all learn a little from him about seeing people as individuals, not just by the colour of their skin.