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Facts tho Most of sciences glowups started as hold my beer moments.dudes out here taking unhinged to Olympic levels, but even if this flops, we’ll get a killer case study on how not to become immortal. Respect the yolo energy history’s biggest Ls still taught us stuff. Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie, I watched it the day it came out high out of my mind in the basement of a frat house, and it felt like the screenwriter was talking directly to me. I had probably already taken five or six hits on the bong because I had planned to push my shit hard that night anyways and I felt like I was ballroom dancing with this movie, like me and it were a single unit. Every single line made perfect sense to me, and when the movie ended, I experienced such a sudden and present sense of grief that I ran outside and threw up four times on the front lawn. Saw it again sober, didn’t care for it that much. Real heavy-handed. 
It's been a few years now, since i've started growing quite fond of furry/scaly art as well as furry/scaly in general, and one question has been bouncing around my brain that i could not get an answer for: What is my favorite type of anthro.
That is, until i stumbled upon losercity. Losercity, and it's affluence of Furryposting.
It's Sharks, the answer is sharks, it's ALWAYS been sharks, Ripped sharks, Thicc sharks, femboy sharks, Hunks, Milfs, HELL, even PUNK ( i'm usually not a big fan of the punk aesthetic) Sharks.
Why? I do not know, maybe it's the swougitty, switgitty tails, maybe it's the slick looking scaly body, maybe it's just that sharks are really cute irl. So many potential answers so many could be wrong, so many right.....
But as of this moment, one constant remains, one undeniable truth, a truth only found deep within oneself.
I want that shark to kiss and bully me.
This is truly my losercity, and i wouldn't go anywhere else.
I belong here.Its a long list of the way a penis is called in Spanish.
Nuestro idioma es muy rico
muy extenso nuestro vocabulario y
el mismo objeto en varias ocasiones
tiene nombres varios
pero sin duda alguna
el que mas nombres tiene
es el falo
el pene
rabo,nabo,picha,
polla,tranca,pija,
verga,chola,cola,
porra,pito,mango,
pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil
el miembro viril
los hay cortos
los hay largos
los hay gordos,
y delgados
los hay blancos
y morenos
los hay bonitos
y los hay feos
pero con esas diferencias
el nombre nada que ver tiene
cada uno lo llama como quiere
rabo,nabo,picha,
polla,tranca,pija,
verga,chola,cola,
porra,pito,mango,
pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil
el miembro viril
rabo,nabo,picha,
polla,tranca,pija,
verga,chola,cola,
porra,pito,mango,
pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil,
tiene nombres mil
el miembro virilOur language is very rich
our vocabulary is very extensive and
the same object on several occasions
has several names
but without a doubt
the one that has the most names
is the phallus
the penis
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, barb, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
porra, pito, mango,
pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
there are short ones
there are long ones
there are fat ones,
and thin ones
there are white ones
and brown ones
there are pretty ones
and there are ugly ones
but with these differences
the name has nothing to do
everyone calls it what they want
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, barb, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
porra, pito, mango,
pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the member virile
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, slack, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
cock, dick, handle,
dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile memberOur language is very rich
our vocabulary is very extensive and
the same object on several occasions
has various names
but without a doubt
the one that has the most names
is the phallus
the penis
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, slack, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
cock, dick, handle,
dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
there are short ones
there are long ones
there are fat ones,
and thin ones
there are white ones
and brown ones
there are pretty ones
and ugly ones
but with these differences
the name has nothing to do
everyone calls it what wants
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, cock,
dick, ass,
cock, dick, handle,
dick, ass, dick, ass, dick, ass
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, cock,
dick, cock,
dick, ass,
cock, dick, handle,
dick, ass, dick, ass
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile memberI had a brief interaction with him this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a house that he must’ve been renting for vacation. He was screaming on the phone to someone, possible Ayuik’s agent, and in the middle we made eye contact. He mouthed “these motherfuckers” and I yelled go niners even tho I’m a chargers fan. He did not seem like the kinda guy I’d want yelling in my face. I had a brief interaction with Kelvin Benjamin this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a Golden Corral that must’ve opened recently. Kelvin was screaming on the phone to someone, possibly the Golden Corral regional manager, and in the middle we made eye contact. He mouthed “these skinny motherfuckers can't cook” and I yelled all-you-can-eat even tho I’m on a diet. He did not seem like the kinda guy I’d want to be upset about my cooking. Okay, look. I love straight people. My best friend’s neighbor’s sister is straight, so don’t come at me like I’m some heterophobe or whatever. Some of my favorite characters are straight (Captain America? Iconic. He’s so brave for being openly heterosexual in this climate).
BUT, like… why y’all gotta make everything about being straight? Every damn book, movie, video game… it’s like, kiss kiss*—“Oh no, Becky, you complete me, Brad.” Like, girl, I get it, y’all wanna hold hands and make babies and do missionary every Thursday night before 9 PM. We get it, I swear! But damn, does the plot need to revolve around Chad’s desire to put a ring on Jessica’s finger while she wears a floral sundress and they sip lattes on a date? Is that really pushing the story forward? I came for the zombies, and y’all giving me a Hallmark wedding special.
And don’t even get me started on the kissing. The constant kissing. Like, can we have ONE damn fight scene without two straight people almost dying but then deciding NOW, in the middle of war, is the perfect time to “prove their love” through lip-locking? The world is burning down and y’all over here playing tongue twister because straight love conquers all. Meanwhile, the villain is literally recharging his powers with heteronormative PDA energy.
Look, I’m not saying straight people shouldn’t exist in fiction—I’m just asking for, you know, some subtlety? Like, could Chad be straight without needing to shout it from the mountaintops? Does Janet really need to tell her coworker for the 50th time how “the right man” will come around? Straight people always acting like their sexual orientation is a plot point. We’re just here for the dragon slaying, and suddenly the protagonist is dropping hints like “oh, by the way, I’m super into boobs.” Bro, WHO ASKED? Where’s the story justification?!
Just keep it private, you know? Like, idk, let Chad be straight in his own damn living room. Why do we have to see it? Straight marriage? Okay, fine, but why bring it into every conversation? Can’t they just live happily ever after in the background? Why y’all making everything about straight love like it’s revolutionary?
I mean, it’s 2024. No one’s mad that you’re straight; we just don’t wanna see it. Save it for the bedroom. Or better yet, save it for your suburban cul-de-sac BBQ where y’all can discuss mortgage rates and baby showers while pretending The Notebook is peak cinema. 😒