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el que mas nombres tiene es el falo el pene

    Its a long list of the way a penis is called in Spanish.

    Nuestro idioma es muy rico
    
    muy extenso nuestro vocabulario y
    
    el mismo objeto en varias ocasiones
    
    tiene nombres varios
    
    pero sin duda alguna
    
    el que mas nombres tiene
    
    es el falo
    
    el pene
    
    rabo,nabo,picha,
    
    polla,tranca,pija,
    
    verga,chola,cola,
    
    porra,pito,mango,
    
    pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
    
    tiene nombres mil,
    
    tiene nombres mil,
    
    tiene nombres mil
    
    el miembro viril
    
    los hay cortos
    
    los hay largos
    
    los hay gordos,
    
    y delgados
    
    los hay blancos
    
    y morenos
    
    los hay bonitos
    
    y los hay feos
    
    pero con esas diferencias
    
    el nombre nada que ver tiene
    
    cada uno lo llama como quiere
    
    rabo,nabo,picha,
    
    polla,tranca,pija,
    
    verga,chola,cola,
    
    porra,pito,mango,
    
    pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
    
    tiene nombres mil,
    
    tiene nombres mil,
    
    tiene nombres mil
    
    el miembro viril
    
    rabo,nabo,picha,
    
    polla,tranca,pija,
    
    verga,chola,cola,
    
    porra,pito,mango,
    
    pilila,minga,cipote,carajo
    
    tiene nombres mil,
    
    tiene nombres mil,
    
    tiene nombres mil
    
    el miembro viril

    English version

    Our language is very rich
    our vocabulary is very extensive and
    the same object on several occasions
    has several names
    but without a doubt
    the one that has the most names
    is the phallus
    the penis
    tail, turnip, dick,
    cock, barb, cock,
    verga, chola, tail,
    porra, pito, mango,
    pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names
    the virile member
    there are short ones
    there are long ones
    there are fat ones,
    and thin ones
    there are white ones
    and brown ones
    there are pretty ones
    and there are ugly ones
    but with these differences
    the name has nothing to do
    everyone calls it what they want
    tail, turnip, dick,
    cock, barb, cock,
    verga, chola, tail,
    porra, pito, mango,
    pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names
    the member virile
    tail, turnip, dick,
    cock, slack, cock,
    verga, chola, tail,
    cock, dick, handle,
    dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names
    the virile memberOur language is very rich
    our vocabulary is very extensive and
    the same object on several occasions
    has various names
    but without a doubt
    the one that has the most names
    is the phallus
    the penis
    tail, turnip, dick,
    cock, slack, cock,
    verga, chola, tail,
    cock, dick, handle,
    dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names
    the virile member
    there are short ones
    there are long ones
    there are fat ones,
    and thin ones
    there are white ones
    and brown ones
    there are pretty ones
    and ugly ones
    but with these differences
    the name has nothing to do
    everyone calls it what wants
    tail, turnip, dick,
    cock, cock,
    dick, ass,
    cock, dick, handle,
    dick, ass, dick, ass, dick, ass
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names
    the virile member
    tail, turnip, dick,
    cock, cock,
    dick, cock,
    dick, ass,
    cock, dick, handle,
    dick, ass, dick, ass
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names,
    has a thousand names
    the virile member

    I had a brief interaction with him this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a house that he must’ve been renting for vacation

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      byu/FrozenUp7274 from discussion
      innfl
      I had a brief interaction with him this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a house that he must’ve been renting for vacation. He was screaming on the phone to someone, possible Ayuik’s agent, and in the middle we made eye contact. He mouthed “these motherfuckers” and I yelled go niners even tho I’m a chargers fan. He did not seem like the kinda guy I’d want yelling in my face. 
      I had a brief interaction with Kelvin Benjamin this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a Golden Corral that must’ve opened recently. Kelvin was screaming on the phone to someone, possibly the Golden Corral regional manager, and in the middle we made eye contact. He mouthed “these skinny motherfuckers can't cook” and I yelled all-you-can-eat even tho I’m on a diet. He did not seem like the kinda guy I’d want to be upset about my cooking. 

      idc if ur straight. i love straight people. i have a straight cousin. i just don’t want to see it in the books I read.

        Okay, look. I love straight people. My best friend’s neighbor’s sister is straight, so don’t come at me like I’m some heterophobe or whatever. Some of my favorite characters are straight (Captain America? Iconic. He’s so brave for being openly heterosexual in this climate).
        
        BUT, like… why y’all gotta make everything about being straight? Every damn book, movie, video game… it’s like, kiss kiss*—“Oh no, Becky, you complete me, Brad.” Like, girl, I get it, y’all wanna hold hands and make babies and do missionary every Thursday night before 9 PM. We get it, I swear! But damn, does the plot need to revolve around Chad’s desire to put a ring on Jessica’s finger while she wears a floral sundress and they sip lattes on a date? Is that really pushing the story forward? I came for the zombies, and y’all giving me a Hallmark wedding special.
        
        And don’t even get me started on the kissing. The constant kissing. Like, can we have ONE damn fight scene without two straight people almost dying but then deciding NOW, in the middle of war, is the perfect time to “prove their love” through lip-locking? The world is burning down and y’all over here playing tongue twister because straight love conquers all. Meanwhile, the villain is literally recharging his powers with heteronormative PDA energy.
        
        Look, I’m not saying straight people shouldn’t exist in fiction—I’m just asking for, you know, some subtlety? Like, could Chad be straight without needing to shout it from the mountaintops? Does Janet really need to tell her coworker for the 50th time how “the right man” will come around? Straight people always acting like their sexual orientation is a plot point. We’re just here for the dragon slaying, and suddenly the protagonist is dropping hints like “oh, by the way, I’m super into boobs.” Bro, WHO ASKED? Where’s the story justification?!
        
        Just keep it private, you know? Like, idk, let Chad be straight in his own damn living room. Why do we have to see it? Straight marriage? Okay, fine, but why bring it into every conversation? Can’t they just live happily ever after in the background? Why y’all making everything about straight love like it’s revolutionary?
        
        I mean, it’s 2024. No one’s mad that you’re straight; we just don’t wanna see it. Save it for the bedroom. Or better yet, save it for your suburban cul-de-sac BBQ where y’all can discuss mortgage rates and baby showers while pretending The Notebook is peak cinema. 😒 

        Rabies

          Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats.
          
          Let me paint you a picture.
          
          You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode.
          
          Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed.
          
          Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.)
          
          You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something.
          
          The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms.
          
          It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache?
          
          At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure.
          
          (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done).
          
          There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate.
          
          Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead.
          
          So what does that look like?
          
          Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles.
          
          Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala.
          
          As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later.
          
          You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts.
          
          You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache.
          
          You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family.
          
          You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you.
          
          Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours.
          
          Then you die. Always, you die.
          
          And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you.
          
          Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over.
          
          So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)

          For the love of all that is holy please add easings to your camera controls.

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            byu/_Rainn_ from discussion
            ingeometrydash

            Created by u/Coinvessel, its a comment meant to highlight the overuse of camera controls by level designers in Geometry Dash.

            For the love of all that is holy please add easings to your camera controls. You don't know how big of a difference selecting "ease in and out" for an easing makes for really anything. I also agree with u/AI_Rapee's comment where just adding camera controls and effects doesn't make it a 2.2 version. A 2.2 version would be a complete modernization of the gameplay, with new gamemodes, orbs, and other mechanics, and the camera controls and effects would be an afterthought. The main reason why people were afraid for 2.2 was because of how easily camera controls and effects could ruin a level, like this post for example. They should be used sparingly to only enhance the visuals of the level and never affect the playability of the level. If you really want to make a 2.2 version of bloodbath, I'd recommend starting from scratch and really focusing on making the gameplay as fun as possible 

            My wife keeps grouping with a dps warrior

              My wife keeps grouping with a dps warrior 
              
              I'm leveling as prot. I want to play warrior how it should be played: tanking dungeons and smashing heads with my shield. I'm solo self found, so it's a bit tough & I've fallen behind a few levels. I enjoy being able to play with my wife's mage. I thought playing together would bring us closer.
              
              She met a friend while leveling in higher level zones. He only plays DPS warrior. She keeps insisting he groups with us. I can hear her laughing at the stuff he whispers to her while we're dungeoning. He was able to level more quickly than me because he kept getting the best 2h weapon he could find and killing mobs. It's especially annoying because he constantly pulls mobs off of me. I tell him to wait for threat, but he says stuff like "the honeybadger pulls when he wants!" and just uses the rage from their attacks to do even more damage. He constantly talks about his Tesla and goes "Mind if I roll NEED" in a goblin voice whenever tank gear drops.
              
              After we do dungeons together, my wife will often go in a private "DPS only" call with him to compare their meters. Sometimes she will stay in that call for an hour or more. She locks her door while she's in it. I baked cookies for us and tried to share them. She told me to just slide them under the door one by one. I felt pathetic doing it.
              
              Does anyone have any tips on how I can catch up in leveling? I want to be high enough level to not worry about this stuff anymore.