Why did riot make the new prestige shaco a Twink?
You know why, imagine you're strolling through the jungle on graves, suddenly you step into a trap and hear a light melodic laugh, angry you look towards it and it's that sneaky little Twink! You chase after him your huge throbbing health bar barely even dented despite his ap centered build, realizing his tiny little (level) 6 can't stand up to your gigantic (lvl) 9 you catch him by the throat and blast him 3 no 4 times with your huge double barrelled "shotgun" filling his insides with potent hextech pellets, you both let out a groan as you fill him full with your gun's load and drop his limp body as you go to take his red buff
naafiri turned me into a furry.
when i opened up my browser today, the champion ability spotlight caught my attention. and unknowingly, i clicked onto it. i havent play league in months, so i checked it out.
thats when it happened.
the fur, the stance, her tender canine legs wrapped in silky smooth bundles of silk. i instantly got hard. i contemplated jerking off, i was 20 days into my no jerkoff challenge. but then, she leapt out the screen, and on my desk, stood naafiri, her gorgeous fluffy bottom faced towards me and she looked backwards, suggestively raising her eyebrows at me.
i couldnt hold back.
i grabbed both furry peaks with my hands. god they were plump. i pulled them in and dug my face straight in. the stench and stink of pure manure infiltrates my nostrils as my tongue looks for treasure. as my tongue circles around, i find the doggy hole, and start piercing my tongue in and out hearing her howl a mix of pain and pleasure. this got me even harder, and i flip her onto her back, her dog belly exposed to me. god, i wonder how hot she'd look with my baby, impregnated and her stomach inflated with my child. i couldnt hold back any longer, and pumped my 9 inchh shaft striaght into her pussy, burying my wand deep into her magic pussy which seems to pulse as it swallows every inch. i could feel her tail wiggling happily and brushing against my balls, tickling me as i continue fucking her. "youre such a good girl for me, you howling bitch. aatrox couldnt make you cum like this" i whispered into her ear as i splurge with one final, intense thrust.
she's locked up in my cage in the back right now, but i'm going to use her again later. right now i need to practice some scroll mechanics tonight. i am god's bluest soldier after all.
Bible in LoL Terms.
explain the Bible in league of legends terminology
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Certainly! Here's an attempt to explain the Bible using League of Legends (LoL) terminology:
The Bible can be seen as a champion's lore, describing the ancient and timeless battle between good and evil. In this analogy, the central figure of the Bible can be considered the "Summoner," representing the divine power behind the events that unfold.
Creation: In the beginning, the Summoner created the "Summoner's Rift," a vast and wondrous world. This realm was populated with various champions, each with their own unique abilities and purposes.
Fall of Man: Just as champions in the game can sometimes become corrupted, the Bible tells the story of how the first humans, Adam and Eve, succumbed to temptation and disobeyed the Summoner's commands. This led to the "Nexus" of humanity being weakened, introducing sin and suffering into the world.
The Chosen Champions: The Summoner selected certain individuals to become champions of righteousness. These "heroes of faith" include Moses, who could be compared to a support champion, guiding and leading the people of Israel towards victory.
Prophets and Messages: Throughout the ages, the Summoner sent messengers, known as "prophets," to deliver important instructions and warnings to the champions. These prophets, like Ezreal seeking hidden truths, unveiled prophecies, and unveiled the Summoner's divine plan.
The Ultimate Sacrifice: In a pivotal moment, the Summoner sent His most beloved champion, Jesus Christ, to save the world from sin. Jesus acted as the ultimate tank, willingly sacrificing Himself on the "Cross" to cleanse the Nexus of humanity from its corruption.
Resurrection and Redemption: Similar to a champion respawning after being defeated, Jesus triumphantly rose from the dead, symbolizing victory over death and offering redemption to all who believe in Him. This victory is represented by the "Pentakill," a glorious achievement in the game.
The Final Showdown: The Bible prophesies a climactic battle between good and evil, known as the "Apocalypse" or "Final Judgment." This epic encounter can be likened to a high-stakes ranked game, where champions unite in a final clash against darkness.
Eternal Victory: Ultimately, the Bible reveals that the Summoner will restore the Nexus of humanity to its original glory. The righteous champions will be rewarded with an eternal "Victory Screen," basking in the presence of the Summoner forever
I wish that when i die, i could reincarnate as a tree on Runeterra, because then someone would eventually chop me down, and then i could hope that Lillia would eventually rest her tight little deer ass on me while she stops to sit down, and take a long (emphasis on long) rest
Hey fellas, it has been quite a while since I posted here. I actually haven't touched league in many months, when my life as the blue man ended I got a job, a girlfriend, a dog, a nice house. Honestly things have never been better for me.
But every so often when my GF isn't home I go into the basement and I stare at my computer for no reason. It calls to me, tempts me. Staring at it I get visions, I can see Rod of Ages, I can FEEL the power.
Ever since about two weeks ago I've been having this awful recurring dream; I can see Ryze holding a seraph's embrace, but it's not the new seraphs, it's the old one. Ryze stares at me blankly and says "Wake up. Wake up" over and over and I awaken in front of the computer, my finger on the power button. I usually mutter to myself "Riot would never do that" and I walk back to spawn.
A few days ago my girlfriend demanded I see a doctor because and I quote "I have been so pale I almost look blue". I visited the doctor and he looked at me and said "you need more mana". And gave me my scroll.
After realm warping back home I noticed that the computer was turned on and my support was stacking tears of the goddess. "What is 'League of Legends'?" She screamed at me. "Is this where you go at night? What's with those tattoos? Are you even listening?!"
I had no idea why my support was flaming me. I didn't actually need to mute her as she eventually left saying something about a "breakup". "At least the runes are safe" I think to myself. Thankfully my jungler Warwick is actually loyal and would never leave me over a 40 game loss streak.
Has anyone else been enjoying the new seraph's? I have been fired from my job as a forklift operator but otherwise I can't help but feel my life is back on track
Odoamne became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. “Are you okay bro?” asks Comp. "I’ve never been better Markos, I see it all now, they’re not going Baron or Dragon. They’re going home."
