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“The goat is never washed.”

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    byu/adz0r from discussion
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    The original was for Faker when he won his 5th World’s title. Written by u/SSSl1k in a post game thread of G2 vs. T1 in LoL, the copypasta has been adopted by other esport fans to glaze on their favorite players.

    Faker from LoL

    I was out of town, doing a bit of visiting. I heard my friend KkOma had finally taken the time to settle down in the countryside. Rightfully so, after what he’d been through, with all the pent-up stress and frustration built up over the years of coaching the most successful KR team in League.
    
    “How have things been buddy?” I asked, as I saw my man step out of the house upon hearing my car come in the drive-through. “All good, life’s been a lot more chill, now that I’ve retired,” he answered. “Hey, wanna check out my animals out back? I’ve taken up farming as a hobby with my free time,” as he motioned over to the back gate.
    
    We headed out and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?”
    
    He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Faker? The goat is never washed.”

    s1mple from CS

    Was walking outside and randomly saw Karrigan making his vlogs. After he was finished recording, we talked for a bit and then headed out to tour his farm. He started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: “Ah. s1mple? The goat is never washed."

    Active: Nilah envelops herself in mist for 2.25 seconds

      Its the Jax E copypasta but changed to Nilah from LoL.

      Active: Nilah envelops herself in mist for 2.25 seconds, during which she becomes  ghosted, gains  bonus movement speed, reduces all incoming magic damage taken by 25%, and  dodges all non- turret basic attacks.
      Active: Nilah envelops herself in mist 😶‍🌫️ for 2.25 seconds, during which she becomes 🏃‍♀️ ghosted, gains 👟 bonus movement speed, reduces all incoming magic damage 🧙‍♂️ taken by 25%, and 🙅‍♀️ dodges all non- 🗼 turret basic attacks. 
      ACTIVE: Nilah envelops herself in mist for 2.25 seconds, during which she becomes ghosted, gains bonus movement speed, reduces all incoming magic damage taken by 25%, and dodges all non-Turret basic attacks.
      
      BONUS MOVEMENT SPEED: 15 / 17.5 / 20 / 22.5 / 25% Allied champions she touches will also be enveloped for 1.5 seconds, gaining the same effects.
      نشطة: تغلف Nilah نفسها في الضباب لمدة 2.25 ثانية، تصبح خلالها شبحًا، وتكتسب سرعة حركة إضافية، وتقلل من جميع الأضرار السحرية الواردة بنسبة 25%، وتتفادى جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير المتعلقة بالبرج.
      
      سرعة الحركة الإضافية: 15 / 17.5 / 20 / 22.5 / 25% سيتم أيضًا تغليف أبطال الحلفاء الذين تلمسهم لمدة 1.5 ثانية، وسيحصلون على نفس التأثيرات.

      T1 Doran 5 time Worlds Inting Champion

        T1 Doran copypasta
        There was drama backstage before Game 3 in the T1 Camp as Smash was heard mocking Gumayusi, "I can int much better than Gumayusi-nim."Guma was offended by this and immediately rose up and started arguing with Smash. The matter got so out of hand that it almost came to blows.It however was quickly resolved when T1 Doran entered the room and gave both the ADC's a stern look. They both sat down in Silence with their heads down, knowing that the 5 time Worlds Inting Champion had returned from his Voyage to the Washroom. 
        Kkoma later commented after the match "We strive for healthy competition in the team, I hope Guma and Smash learn something from a personality like Doran

        In terms of vastayan-human breeding, Nami is the most compatible vastaya for humans

          Nami is the most compatible for human breeding copypasta

          Its a variation of the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Nami from League of Legends.

          Hey guys, did you know that in terms of vastayan-human breeding, nami is the most compatible vastaya for humans? Not only is she a enchanter, which is mostly comprised of submissive and breedable creatures, Nami is 188cm or 6'2 long, 167.6cm or 5'6 tall, and weighs 90.7kg or 200lbs, this means shes large and plump enough to take a human dick, and with her impressive thigh and breast size and the ability to heal herself, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based identity, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Nami would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. She also has the abilities, Tidecaller's Blessing, Tidal Wave, Aqua Prison along with not having fur to hide her nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood and have access to some of the kinkier abilities in league. With her ability surging tides she can easily assist you with your stamina allowing you to speed up when you are getting fatigued yourself. No other vastaya comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you get her pregnant you could have a rival for sett since he is also half vastayan. Nami is literally built for human dick. Ungodly ability to turn you on and access to some of the best support skills for sex, it could take a cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still be able to pleasure everyone. 

          Shyvana’s vagina

            Shyvana's from LoL copypasta

            The infamous Shyvana’s copypasta first appeared from an anonymous comment under her NSFW art early 2013. It was later expanded and used as a comment in a popular League AMA which brought it into mainstream popularity.

            Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right. Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor). She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift. But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices...
            
            In addition, Shyvana's vagina may even be larger than those of human women, or at the very least anatomically different. The vaginal walls of human women only contract significantly during sex if experiencing orgasm. Due to her half-dragon nature, Shyvana may resemble some member of the known animal kingdom in that her physical control over her vaginas muscles is much greater. It would not be unreasonable to suggest that Shyvana could flex and contract the muscles in her vaginal walls to masturbate and in effect "milk" a penis for all it's worth. Her cervix may even be penetrable with little to no pain experienced, a sort of inverse "knot", a way to ensure that not one drop of her mate's semen will escape her.
            The thing about Shyvanna is...
            
            Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right.
            
            Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor).
            
            She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift. But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices. 

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            "Vaginas exude a large amount of heat on normal human women, let alone on certain female half-dragons, whose body temperatures would only naturally be much higher than a normal human's. If one were to approach Shyvana's bare vagina, especially if she was aroused, you would probably be able to feel the heat of it on your skin. The natural heat is also probably conducive to arousal in its own right. Much like a 15 year old going through puberty and getting erections at random, a side effect of being a half-breed is probably often, unprovoked arousal. Who knows, it may even be permanent. Shyvana might literally be "in heat" at all times. On top of what may be almost perpetual wetness between her thighs, her naturally high body temperature probably makes it difficult for her to wear human clothes comfortably (especially tight, reinforced armor). She probably sweats profusely in her armor, enough to drench herself in only one short outing to Summoner's Rift.But then again she may get off on the feeling of being wrapped so tightly, so to speak. The sensation of her wet vagina would probably resemble putting your finger into a bath of hot honey. The juices more viscous than normal and just hot enough that you almost risk a burn. Imagine the smell and the taste of her inner thighs after one match. Wet and sticky with a musky odor and all salty-sweet from the combination of her various juices..."

            For You -20LP or -20RR Delivery (Valorant)

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              Valorant -20RR Delivery to be copy pasted in game

              It looks distorted here but when inputted into Valorant in-game chat it works!

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              GGEZ! *Middle finger*

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