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    DO NOT DOWNLOAD TALKING ANGELA

      So please read. There is an app called Talking Angela. DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT. There is a guy or guys behind it who stalk children. This one girl on twitter downloaded it and "Angela" asked where she lived but the girl lied and Angela replied "you lied" and then the girl's aunt's address came up on the screen. Then she tried to log off and Angela said " I know you're about to log off, watch out beautiful." The app also takes pictures of you with your front camera. This guy is like a genius. Please don't download it and warn people. It's so scary.

      The Girl you just called fat?

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        The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you called stupid, he has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you called ugly? She spends hours putting make-up on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Put this as your status if you're against bullying.

        Other meme variation

        The Girl you just called fat? She shit herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He shit himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours shitting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He shit his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.
        That Snorlax you just called fat? Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the DOZEN for you to accept it. That Gastly you just called ugly? It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look. That Slowpoke you just tripped? He has a learning disability that makes him Legally Retarded. See that Hitmonchan with the scars? He fought in Vietnam for your freedoms today. Put This As Your Status If You're Against PokeBullying. Help Save A Pokemon A Visit To The Pokecenter.
        The hobbit you just called fat? He's skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He's been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs & large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That Elf you just made fun of for crying? She just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Repost this if you're against bullying in Middle-Earth

        To all bisexual people out there:

          to all bisexual people
          To all bisexual people out there:

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          how 2 pick up girls

            how 2 pick up girls

step 1.) wrap arms around base of female

step 2.) lift making sure to use both your knees and back

step 3.) relocate female as needed

            Lets say, hypothetically, I’m a Barbie girl

              Lets say, hypothetically, I am a Barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a Barbie world. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from my personal experience that, life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that you could brush my hair and undress me literally anywhere? Imagination. You can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.