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Greetings, You have been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation.

    You’ve been selected to pick cotton copypasta

    These racist texts were sent anonymously to troll people after former President Donald Trump won the presidential race in 2024.

    Greetings! 
You’ve been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation. Be ready at 12AM JANUARY 13 SHARP with your belongings. Our Executive Slaves will come get you in a White Van, be prepared to be searched down once you’ve entered the plantation. You are in Plantation Group A. 
    Greetings! 👋 You’ve 🫵 been selected ✅ to 2️⃣ pick cotton 🍃🤏 at the nearest plantation! 🚜

Be ready 🧍‍♂️ at 12AM JANUARY 13 🕒 SHARP #️⃣ with your 🫵 belongings. 💼 Our Executive Slaves 👨‍💼 will come get you 🫵 in a White Van 🚐, be prepared to be searched 🔎 down 📉 once 1️⃣ you've 🫵 entered the plantation. 🚜 You 🫵 are in Plantation Group A. 🚜
    Greetings,

You have been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation. Be ready at 1:00 pm SHARP with your belongings. Our Executive Slaves will come get you in a Brown Van, be prepared to be searched down once you’ve enter the plantation. You are in Plantation Group C. good day.


    Seeks hostile, filthy whore, for unfulfilling sex, future divorce, and co-dependency.

      Tinder bio copypasta

      Similar to the “Seeking hostile woman for unfulfilling sex future divorce” copypasta, its a series of Tinder copypastas that is often used in a user’s bio as a joke.

      Seeks hostile, filthy whore, for unfulfilling sex, future divorce, and co-dependency.
Looking for a whiny, crazy lady with misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills.

      Hi, my name is Annabelle.

        Annabelle doll prank chain text
        Hi did you go to school

Hi, my name is Annabelle. Once you have started reading this u can't stop. If you do you will have bad luck for a whole year

As I was saying my Annabelle and I'm 4 years old and i I'm a doll

If you don't send this letter to 15 people, I'll come into ur house at 3AM and I'll stare at u while u sleep and kill if u wake up

Don't believe me?

Lily Johnson got this chain too and she only sent it to 5 people, not good lily. So at 3AM I was in her room and I killed her at 3:30AM ha ha Lily don't mess with Annabelle

Jason Spencer got this chain too and he only sent it to 7 people, not good enough Jason , so at 3AM I was in his wardrobe and I scared him to death when he woke up to get dressed ha ha Jason don't EVER mess with Annabelle

Lizzie Clandon got this chain too and she only sent it to 10 people, not good at all. So at 3AM I went into her room and touched her feet while she was sleeping and rushed into her parents room saying that she had a bad dream so her Dad slept it her room and the next day she didn't see her Dad in his bed all she could see is blood, Lizzie screamed and passed out and those two where never to be seen again... they say that Lizzie and her dad are ghost and there looking for little children to kill so be careful...

Wendy Kieth did the right she sent it to 20 people and she got something that she really wanted, a baby Sister called Lucy.

So they are the 4 cases and remember.

1~5 you will be killed 5~7 you will scared to death 7~10 you will feel touching ur feet at 3AM sharp 15 or more u are safe I will have good luck till the day u die

So what's it gonna be?....

Your time starts................

NOW, quick!, Hurry! U have 24 hours to send it to 15 people

        This is a lighthouse. Your call.

          The lighthouse aka I'm a lighthouse copypasta

          The lighthouse joke/copypasta is a popular story between a self-entitled U.S. Navy aircraft carrier and a lighthouse. It has been proven to be fake by the Navy themselves and its a popular joke or tale dating all the way back to 1930s.

          ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

          Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology

            Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus 
            Hello! I am Albanian computer virus. due to poor technology in my come country, I am not able to hack your computer. If you would be so kind to delete one of your important files. Thank you for your cooperation!

            Pronoun Jokes

              1. What is a male Jewish New Zealander's pronoun? He/Brew 
2. What are a donkey's pronouns? He/haw 
3. I am a cowboy, but my pronouns are Ye/Haw. 
4. What are Dolores Umbridge's pronouns? Hem/hem 
5. I now identify as boring; my preferred pronouns are ho/hum. 
6. What are a male vampire's pronouns in the sunlight? He/hiss 
7. I identify as an ambulance; my pronouns are wee/woo. 
8. My preferred pronoun is letter. I was born female, but I identify as mail. 
9. What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by? She/herb 
10. I identify as sarcastic; my pronouns are har/har. 
11. What pronouns do comedians use? He/he/he/he 
12. What are a sheep farmer's pronouns? She/ar 
13. What pronouns do serial killers go by? Man/slaughter READ ALSO Edson Jeune: Facts about the ex-husband of the NBC producer Benita Alexander 
14. What pronouns did Julius Cesar use? Ze/Zir 
15. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah 
16. What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns? Hizzle/shizzle 
17. I gender identify as Michael Jackson; my pronouns are hee/hee. 
18. I identify as a chocolate bar; my pronouns are her/she. 
19. I am Jewish and nonbinary; my pronouns are oy/they. 
20. Eeyore recently changed genders; the preferred pronouns are he/haw. 
21. I identify as Giantkin, and my pronouns are phe/phi/pho/phum. 
22. My pronouns are; why/God/why. 
23. If you are under 5'5", your pronouns are ima/little/tea/pot; If you are over 5'11", your pronouns are fee/fi/fo/fum. READ ALSO Jeffrey Brezovar's bio: meet the father of the fast-rising star Milo Manheim 
24. Are pronouns just really good at being nouns? 
25. My pronouns are Oompa/Loompa; please do not assume. 
26. I am changing my pronouns to Almond Joy/Mounds because sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I do not. 27. My pronouns are rare/medium rare; if you do not use these, my feelings and mental health are at steak. 
28. Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me? 
29. What are a chocolate kiss's preferred pronouns? Her/she