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Every Joe Mama jokes ever

    Updog

    Updog

What’s updog?

    Ligma

    Ligma

Ligma-balls

    Yuri-tarded

    Yuri

Yuri-tarded or Yuri-mazing or Yuri-dopted

    Ben-Dover

    Ben

Ben-Dover

    Mike-oxlong

    Mike

Mike-hock or Mike-oxlong or Mike-hunt

    Dixie-normous

    Dixie

Dixie-normous

    Sofa King

    Sofa King

Sofa King-dumb

    Sugma

    Suqma

Suqma-dick

    Howard

    Howard

Howard-deez nuts gonna fit in ur mouth

    Candice

    Candice

Candice-dick fit in your mouth

    Moe Lester

    Moe

Moe Lester

    Tess

    Tess

Tess a dick in your mouth

    Lee

    Lee

Lee Keybum

    Willis

    Willis

Willis dick fit in yo mouth

    Milo

    Milo

Milo-ng dick

    Yurso

    Yurso

Yurso-gay

    Sugondese

    Sugondese

Sugondese nuts

    Hava

    Hava

Hava nice day LMAOO GOTTEM

    Imagine Dragons

    Imagine Dragons

Imagine draggin Deez balls on your face

    Sugma

    Sugma

Sugma balls

    Bofa

    Bofa

Bofa deez nuts fit in your mouth

    Sawcon

    SawCon

SawCon my balls

    Grabahan

    Grabahan

Grabahan full of this dick

    Ermo

    Ermo

Ermom-gay

    Penny Trading

    Penny Trading

Penny Trading your mom

    Matter baby

    Would you rather eat a dolphin or a matter baby?

Reply: what’s a matter baby?

You say: nothing why? (What’s the matter baby)

    Band that plays Radioactive

    What’s the name of that band that plays Radioactive?

Imagine draggin deez nuts across your face

    Doomah dealer

    Are you a doomah dealer? 

Doomah? 

Doomah balls fit in yo mouth

    What’s Bofa?

      My fellow Americans, it is with great sadness that I must report that Bofa has collapsed. Many have asked me: “What’s Bofa?”, to which I respond: “Bofa Deez Towers”. I can say with full conviction that deez attacks were not bussin fr; we will find the people responsible for this evil act, and bring them to justice. No cap

      I goteth caught masturbating by mine father

        As the title says, my father walked in on me whilst I was jerkin the cherkin, "What is thee doing with thy genitalia!?" He screamed as he opened the door into my private chambers. I tried to lie and claim it was not what it looked like, but alas, it twas. My father immediately ran out of my room and into the courtyard of our palace, "Father! Father!" I yelled out in vein as my papa kicked his horse led carriage into action, veering out of our palace grounds. What shall I do? Will I ever see him again?

        Crab 🦀 Rave

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          DO NOT DOWNLOAD TALKING ANGELA

            So please read. There is an app called Talking Angela. DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT. There is a guy or guys behind it who stalk children. This one girl on twitter downloaded it and "Angela" asked where she lived but the girl lied and Angela replied "you lied" and then the girl's aunt's address came up on the screen. Then she tried to log off and Angela said " I know you're about to log off, watch out beautiful." The app also takes pictures of you with your front camera. This guy is like a genius. Please don't download it and warn people. It's so scary.