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“Loss” is one of the most well known 4 panel comics in internet history, titled loss.jpeg in which a man’s gf has a miscarriage. Everyone thought the comic was really cringy, and the 4 panel strip was ironically reposted and readapted so many times, that the basic elements of it became immediately recognizable with minimal context.
A lot of people put it as a meta joke into their comments, memes or comics hence why you’ll see a bunch of obscure lines or dots that somewhat resemble the original Loss.
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✋Excuse me sir ✋👏but 👏👉is that original post you made 👉right there 👉loss ❓☝Now hold on ☝😡it might sound ridiculous 😡😤but bare with me here. 😤👀You see 👀 there's 4️⃣ panels ☝let's count them ☝ 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ panels ❗️❗️✋And you know what else has 4️⃣ panels ❓😤That's right 😤😡loss does ❗️😡 👇But i'm not done yet 👇 👀you see 👀👉in the first panel 👉☝there is ☝ 1️⃣ object 👈 positioned slightly to the left. 👈 😡Should I even continue ❓😡😤I guess I will 😤😒as you still don't understand. 😒 😲I should clarify this is a level 5 loss meme 😲🙄so I don't expect you to understand it. 🙄 💁 Anyways 💁 ✌️ in the second panel ✌️👀there are 2️⃣ objects 👀👉next to each other 👉 👇with one being slightly below the other. 👇☝ In the 3️⃣rd panel ☝ ✌️another 2️⃣ objects are present ✌️ 🙌right next to each other. 🙌 👆 Finally, 👆 there are, yet again, 2️⃣ objects 👆 🤙 which form an L shape. 🤙 👀Everything looks like it's adding up 👀😤therefore😤😡it HAS to be loss ❗️❗️😒You need to make it less obvious next time 😒🙄if you want it to be more funny. 🙄
The Envelope joke is an old system administrator (sysadmin) story from 2013 that highlights the chaotic and reactive nature of the job. The meaning of each Envelopes are:
Envelope 1: “Blame the previous sysadmin.”
Initial Problems: New sysadmins often inherit a system with existing issues. The first envelope gives them a temporary scapegoat, allowing them to buy time to understand the environment.
Envelope 2: “Blame the hardware.”
Hardware as a Catch-All: When other explanations fail, “hardware failure” is a convenient and often believable excuse.
Envelope 3: “Update your resume.”
Inevitability of Change: Eventually, the sysadmin will run out of excuses, and the only option left is to move on to a new job. This reflects the high-pressure and sometimes thankless nature of the role.
A fellow had just been hired as the new sysadmin of a large high tech corporation. The sysadmin who was leaving met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.
Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, there a major DoS attack against the infrusture and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."
The sysadmin went to his superiors and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous admin because of bad security. Satisfied with his comments, management responded positively, he sorted it all out, got the servers running again and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a major outage, combined with serious hacking problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the sysadmin quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Blame the cloud hosts." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive months of no downtime, the servers once again acted up. The admin went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.
The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."
