Jokes

1. What is a male Jewish New Zealander's pronoun? He/Brew 
2. What are a donkey's pronouns? He/haw 
3. I am a cowboy, but my pronouns are Ye/Haw. 
4. What are Dolores Umbridge's pronouns? Hem/hem 
5. I now identify as boring; my preferred pronouns are ho/hum. 
6. What are a male vampire's pronouns in the sunlight? He/hiss 
7. I identify as an ambulance; my pronouns are wee/woo. 
8. My preferred pronoun is letter. I was born female, but I identify as mail. 
9. What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by? She/herb 
10. I identify as sarcastic; my pronouns are har/har. 
11. What pronouns do comedians use? He/he/he/he 
12. What are a sheep farmer's pronouns? She/ar 
13. What pronouns do serial killers go by? Man/slaughter READ ALSO Edson Jeune: Facts about the ex-husband of the NBC producer Benita Alexander 
14. What pronouns did Julius Cesar use? Ze/Zir 
15. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah 
16. What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns? Hizzle/shizzle 
17. I gender identify as Michael Jackson; my pronouns are hee/hee. 
18. I identify as a chocolate bar; my pronouns are her/she. 
19. I am Jewish and nonbinary; my pronouns are oy/they. 
20. Eeyore recently changed genders; the preferred pronouns are he/haw. 
21. I identify as Giantkin, and my pronouns are phe/phi/pho/phum. 
22. My pronouns are; why/God/why. 
23. If you are under 5'5", your pronouns are ima/little/tea/pot; If you are over 5'11", your pronouns are fee/fi/fo/fum. READ ALSO Jeffrey Brezovar's bio: meet the father of the fast-rising star Milo Manheim 
24. Are pronouns just really good at being nouns? 
25. My pronouns are Oompa/Loompa; please do not assume. 
26. I am changing my pronouns to Almond Joy/Mounds because sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I do not. 27. My pronouns are rare/medium rare; if you do not use these, my feelings and mental health are at steak. 
28. Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me? 
29. What are a chocolate kiss's preferred pronouns? Her/she