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Zuckerberg’s hair stylist

    Everyone please stop mocking Zuckerberg's haircut. I am his stylist. The truth is he just won't sit still in the race car chair, even if I give him a sucker. He just keeps saying "zucky dislikes that" and turning his head 360 degrees like a demon so that's the best I can do

    Obama’s last name is…

      Obama's  last name is  .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................  We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full  commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other  guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you

We've  known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy  to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and  we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down  Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never  gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)

We've  known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too  shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game  and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down  Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never  gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give  you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you  Never gonna make you cry

Ha, you fool. I just Rickrolled you without even using a link. I bet you feel dumb right now. Get rekt.

      A funny story

        An  Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan,  an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an  Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a  Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese,  a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a  Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a  Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a  Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican,  a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a  Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an  Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a  Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a  Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a  Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a  Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an  Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian,  an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakh, a Kenyan, a  Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a  Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a  Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a  Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a  Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian,  a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Montenegrin, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a  Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a  Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian,  an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua  New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a  Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan,  a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian,  a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovenian, a  Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a  Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a  Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a  Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a  Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Vanticanien, a  Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a  Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

        Are you also R.A.C.I.S.T.?

          Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The Jews must be purged from the Earth

          Eminem has Coronavirus

            Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti.