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Yes,I am a R.A.C.I.S.T.

    Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:
    
    Respect my friend's different beliefs
    
    Adore the little quirks in their traditions
    
    Care for my friends, no matter their skin color
    
    Inform myself on what taboos I should never break
    
    Smile when they speak their native tongues
    
    The French must be purged from the Earth

    β€œKanye West” – by Mark Twain.

      β€œAfter a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸ£ to take his Kanye Rest πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸ˜΄. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸ‘Œ. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸ‘• into his Kanye Vest πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸ¦Ί to go on a Kanye Quest πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸ™ , then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸ§³. Then to school to take his Kanye Test πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸ“. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸ§΄? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ¦²πŸ¦Ÿ.”

      pinis surgry love story

        Boy: im going pinis surgery
        
        
        Girl: ok i love you
        
        
        Boy love tou t2 bby
        
        
        Boy wak upo see doc no gf
        
        
        Boy; where my gf
        
        
        Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis
        
        
        Boy: what

        Search Results Web results A Day In The Life Of Kanye West

          After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

          ɴᴏᴑ α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’: Who asked (Feat: No one)

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            Zuckerberg’s hair stylist

              Everyone please stop mocking Zuckerberg's haircut. I am his stylist. The truth is he just won't sit still in the race car chair, even if I give him a sucker. He just keeps saying "zucky dislikes that" and turning his head 360 degrees like a demon so that's the best I can do