Copypasta related to an internet joke.
As a teacher, you're sometimes privileged to witness life moments. I saw a girl approach a boy to ask if he wanted her number.
He paused, then pulled out his phone. Utter joy on the girl's face.
I then confiscated the phone as it's against rules to have it out in the corridor.
From a joke tweet dissing osu pro player “NyanPotato”.
RUSSIA: A 14-year-old refused to live with any family member, claiming they had all beaten him.
When the judge asked who he wanted custody from, he replied: “NyanPotato, he can’t beat anyone.”
The judge granted temporary custody to the twitch streamer.
It started as a joke Tweet by @absolutLeah before turning into a Twitter meme.
Hey guys I know I was less active, but I wanted to let you know my baby girl was born today 🥹
Welcome to the world, [NAME]
I can’t wait until you’re old enough to understand the meaning of your name, my sweet little light 👼
There's an old Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
dog shelters: don't buy puppies, consider adoption instead
also dog shelters: this is pissfingers. she's 19 years old and can't live in a home with children, books or electricity. pissfingers is nervous around hair and needs 400 acres of land and an orchard of extinct fruits.
Its a greentext joke on 4chan that made fun of how expensive the Five-SivenN rounds are.
> walking home one night
> Mugger comes out of nowhere
> "Give me your wallet!"
> Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead
> Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo
MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet