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    Justin bieber? This takes me back...
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    Canadian sex

      sorry not sorry
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      Hi, my name is Bill Gates

        thanks Mr Bill 
        Hi, my name is Bill Gates and today I’ll teach you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10

        AITA for club penguin kil?

          where were u when club penguin kil
          Apolgy for bad english

I was at work eating dorito wen phone ring.

“Club Penguin must die”

“ok”

I go to clubpenguin.com and press kil

Now many people sad and cry

AITA?

Edit:

INFO: am sry to kil your favorite game but order is order

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Edit: omg thank for first gold and platinum!!!2)?1 I so hap

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