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Colors of cum you can unlock: A guide to how to unlock them

    COMMON COLORS: -White:Default

-Brown:Nut 10 times to unlock this color.

-Gray:Nut 25 times to unlock this color.

-Black:Nut 50 times to unlock this color.

-Beige:Nut 75 times to unlock this color.

-Maroon:Nut 100 times with the 100th nut being shot using the helicopter method.

UNCOMMON COLORS:

-Red:Get 25 nuts using the helicopter method.

-Yellow:Shoot your cum to a distance of at least 15 feet away.

-Blue:Jump up as you cum and land your cum inside a cup.

-Green:Nut 10 times in a single jerking session to the same thing without stopping.

-Orange:Nut while sick or having a headache.

-Purple:Nut 125 times with the 125th nut being shot into a toilet using the sniping method.

RARE COLORS:

-Pink:Nut to something really weird(Does not count pedophiliac content,that is illegal and horrible and you will lose all progress and have your account terminated)

-Lime:Nut while eating something spicy

-Amber:Nut to a really old porn video from 1896.

-Teal:Nut inside a public restroom

-Mustard:Show your cock to another cock

-Indigo:When caught masturbating,look at your assailant in the eyes.

EPIC COLORS(PATTERNS BEGIN TO APPEAR HERE):

-Ruby:Obtain a condom and nut inside it

-Sapphire:Nut inside the ocean 4 times in a row

-Emerald:Nut at school 35 times -Gold:Nut 2,000 times

-Silver:Nut while shitting in the shower.

-Diamond:Nut on 20 inanimate objects

-Pearl:Nut 2,500 times

-Platinum:Charge up your cum for 50 days and let it rip on day 50 on a toilet seat

LEGENDARY COLORS:

-Woodland MARPAT camoflauge:Nut while wearing the same colors as your surroundings at exactly 6:54 PM MST.

-Bloodied:Have blood cum out instead of cum

The rest are unknown as of now.

    Yes,I am a R.A.C.I.S.T.

      Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

      “Kanye West” – by Mark Twain.

        “After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest 👨🏿‍🦲🐣 to take his Kanye Rest 👨🏿‍🦲😴. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best 👨🏿‍🦲👌. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed 👨🏿‍🦲👕 into his Kanye Vest 👨🏿‍🦲🦺 to go on a Kanye Quest 👨🏿‍🦲🏃‍♂️. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed 👨🏿‍🦲🙏 , then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest 👨🏿‍🦲🧳. Then to school to take his Kanye Test 👨🏿‍🦲📝. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest 👨🏿‍🦲🧴? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest 👨🏿‍🦲🦟.”

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Girl: ok i love you


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Boy wak upo see doc no gf


Boy; where my gf


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            After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.