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Search Results Web results A Day In The Life Of Kanye West

    After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

    Zuckerberg’s hair stylist

      Everyone please stop mocking Zuckerberg's haircut. I am his stylist. The truth is he just won't sit still in the race car chair, even if I give him a sucker. He just keeps saying "zucky dislikes that" and turning his head 360 degrees like a demon so that's the best I can do

      Obama’s last name is…

        Obama's  last name is  .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................  We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full  commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other  guy
        
        I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
        
        Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you
        
        We've  known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy  to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and  we're gonna play it
        
        And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
        
        Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down  Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never  gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
        
        Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)
        
        We've  known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too  shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game  and we're gonna play it
        
        I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
        
        Never  gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and  desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna  tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down  Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never  gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give  you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you  Never gonna make you cry
        
        Ha, you fool. I just Rickrolled you without even using a link. I bet you feel dumb right now. Get rekt.

        A funny story

          An  Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan,  an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an  Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a  Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese,  a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a  Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a  Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a  Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican,  a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a  Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an  Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a  Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a  Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a  Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a  Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an  Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian,  an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakh, a Kenyan, a  Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a  Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a  Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a  Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a  Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian,  a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Montenegrin, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a  Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a  Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian,  an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua  New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a  Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan,  a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian,  a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovenian, a  Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a  Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a  Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a  Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a  Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Vanticanien, a  Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a  Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...
          
          The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

          Are you also R.A.C.I.S.T.?

            Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:
            
            Respect my friend's different beliefs
            
            Adore the little quirks in their traditions
            
            Care for my friends, no matter their skin color
            
            Inform myself on what taboos I should never break
            
            Smile when they speak their native tongues
            
            The Jews must be purged from the Earth