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Hi, my name is Bill Gates

    thanks Mr Bill 
    Hi, my name is Bill Gates and today I’ll teach you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10


    AITA for club penguin kil?

      where were u when club penguin kil
      Apolgy for bad english

I was at work eating dorito wen phone ring.

“Club Penguin must die”

“ok”

I go to clubpenguin.com and press kil

Now many people sad and cry

AITA?

Edit:

INFO: am sry to kil your favorite game but order is order

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Edit: omg thank for first gold and platinum!!!2)?1 I so hap

(No but actually I’ve never had premium so thanks to whoever did that)

      I am racist

        vroom vroom
        I am racist I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 📷. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist. I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.

        Joemama is Joe Swanson’s African ancestor

          Joemama is real
          Joemama is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, who appeared in "Untitled Griffin Family History". He, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility. His best friends were Nate Griffin and Quagdingo. The three were captured by Cleveland from South Carolina, and brought to the American British colonies, along with Tobi, Ali Williams, and the African ancestors of Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. It is unknown what became of Joemama following the arrival in the new world. The status of the wild boar is unknown as well.