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I got a dig bick

    1- I got a dig bick
2- you that read wrong
3- you read that wrong too
4- you checked
5- you smiled
7- your wondering why your still
this reading this
8- you saw that mistake.... Right? (on 7)
10- but did you see that I skipped 6?
10- you checked
11- and saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12- I said saw you, not you saw
13- I also skipped 2
14- you just got tricked
15- I am just wasting your time, everyone says "I deserve a like" but I probably don't haha, but go back to reading those comments you beautiful creature?

    What is sex

      This reads like one of those shitty whatsapp forward jokes
      Original pasta
      A teacher asked her class

“What is sex?”

Johnny got up and said:

"Sex is a temptation ,

caused by a sensation

where a boy sticks his location

into a girl's destination

to increase the population

of the next generation.

Did you get my explanation ?

Or do you need a demonstration?

The teacher shot him 27 times in the torso

      I would like to posit a theory.

        Joe Biden is the 46th President of the United States
        I would like to posit a theory. In 1975, a Republican president fell down the stairs one time. In 2021, a Democrat president fell up the stairs three times. 2021-1975=46. 3-1=2. Down and up cancel each other out. In 46 years, a third-party president will board an airplane without falling. Thank you

        Like this if your against bullying.

          This is so sad, Can we get 10000$ for an anti bullying charity?
          The Girl you just called fat? She shit herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He shit himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours shitting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He shit his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.

          John Wick needs your help!

            Original video
            🚨Attention🚨ALL FORTNITE GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮, John Wick is in great danger🆘, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out 💀 all the squads in THe tilted towers 🏢🏢🏢. To do this, he needs a gold SCAR 🔫 and a couple of chug-jugs🍺🍺. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number 💳 , and the three numbers on the back 3️⃣ and the expiration month and date 📅. But you gotta be quick ⚡so that John can secure the bag 💰, and achieve the epic victory R O Y AL
            Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!