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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Moon

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    how 2 wash ur hands: a comprehensive guide

      How to 2️⃣ wash ur hands 😳👐

Step 1 - find 🔍 sink 💦💦

Step 2 - turn 🔁 tap on ✅

Step 3 - Put hands 👐 under ⬇️ Water 👐💦💦

Step 4 - Put soap 🧽🧼 on wet 😳💦 hands 👐

Step 5 - Rub 👌 hands together 👐

Step 6 - Make sure 👌 to scrub 🧽 all over hands 👐

Step 7 - Wash soap 🧼💦🧽 off hands 👐

Step 8️⃣ - Turn tap 💦🚿 off 😔

Step 9 - Dry 🚬🏝 hands 👐 with paper 📝 towels ( don’t use 😳😳 hand dryers 🤢🤢🤢)

Step 10 - be 🐝👐 disease free 👨‍⚕️👩‍🍳🧈

      🤠 🙂 🤜🎩 *tips fedora

        🤠 🙂 🤜🎩 *tips fedora

🤠 🙃 *flips upside down and fedora falls off

🙃 🙁 😶 *tries to flip back up but the smile won't flip so dissolves face

😶😷 *puts on facemask to fit in with no mouth

😷 😶 😆😂 *gets ridiculed for having no mouth

😶🔪😐🤐 *Cuts a hole in face with knife and puts zipper over it to heal

😐👦👨👴 *face heals with growth

👴💀 *dies

🎩

Like if you cried 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

        Jack and Jill

          Jack and Jill went up the hill🗻🏞

So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬

🅱️ut Jack got a shock😳🙌💯

And a mouthful of cock👄💦🍆

Cause Jill’s real name is R🅰️ndy 😈

          general grievous doe

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