Emojipasta

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Dear Mr. Gates

Was that actually ur (your) son I met on Modern Warfare 2🤔🤔? I believe his name is “XxXSmokeDank420XxX.” He said his dad is Bill Gates, and he’ll get me 🚫banned❌ from Xbox Live😨. He also said he engaged in intercourse with my mother👉👌🙎‍♀️😕😕. I’m not sure if that’s true, but when I asked her about it ❔👦🍆👩❓, she started crying😢😢😭. Just want 2 (to) know if that’s ur (your) son.

P.S. (postscript) I’ve met like 30 of ur (your) children👶👦 on Xbox Live. u (you) must be laying mad pipe 🍆💦💦🍑 in order to have spawned that many offspring🤰. Honestly inhuman how much pussу u’ve (you’ve) been pounding 🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍆🍑🍆🍆🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆💦💦💦💦🍑. Keep up the good work!!👍(Though I suggest u (you) should b (be) a little more careful ⛑😷 4 (for) now, with 🍺coronavirus🦠 going around and everything🤒🤒.) Stay safe and have a good day!

Sincerely, Adrian :)

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