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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

I MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER SAY OH YEAH

    "No thank you good sir. I do not wish to partake in any fighting."
    I๐Ÿ‘๏ธMAKE๐Ÿ˜กA๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธMOTHERFUCKER๐ŸคฌSAY๐Ÿ‘„O๐Ÿ‘ŒYEAH๐Ÿ˜ŽIM๐ŸฅถCOLD๐Ÿ‘€AS๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธA๐ŸฆLION๐Ÿ˜ถWITH๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธNO๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธHAIRโ˜๏ธIF๐Ÿ˜ฎYOU๐Ÿ‘ˆEVER๐Ÿ‘‰SEE๐Ÿ‘€ME๐Ÿ˜€FIGHTING๐ŸคœIN๐ŸคTHE๐ŸŒฑFOREST๐ŸŒฒWITH๐Ÿค”A๐Ÿ‘‰GRIZZLY๐ŸปBEAR๐Ÿ˜คHELP๐Ÿ™ŒTHE๐Ÿ‘‰BEAR๐ŸปCAUSE๐Ÿ˜ THAT๐Ÿ˜ตBITCH๐ŸคซGON๐Ÿ˜ŽNEED๐Ÿ˜ทIT
    I MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER SAY OH YEAH. IM COLD AS A LION WITH NO HAIR. IF YOU EVER SEE ME FIGHTING IN A FOREST WITH A GRIZZLY BEAR... HELP THE BEAR!! CUZ THAT BITCH GON NEED IT

    Tooru oikawa’s favorite food is milk bread

      tooru๐Ÿ˜Œoikawas๐Ÿ‘favoriteโœจfood๐Ÿดis๐Ÿคšmilk๐Ÿฅ›bread๐Ÿž
      ๐Ÿ˜ŠTooru ๐Ÿคฉoikawaโ€™s โœจ favorite ๐Ÿ‘ food ๐Ÿฅ˜ is milk ๐Ÿฅ› bread ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜ŠHis ๐Ÿ˜ƒpersonal๐Ÿฅฐ motto ๐Ÿคชis: ๐Ÿฅณif ๐Ÿคฏyouโ€™re ๐Ÿ˜gonna๐Ÿ˜ฏ hit ๐Ÿฅฑit, ๐Ÿ˜ฌthen๐Ÿ˜ฎ hit ๐Ÿ˜ณit ๐Ÿ˜”till ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธit ๐Ÿ’•BREAKS?๐Ÿ˜
      tooru๐Ÿ˜Œoikawas๐Ÿ‘favoriteโœจfood๐Ÿดis๐Ÿคšmilk๐Ÿฅ›bread๐Ÿž
      ๐Ÿ˜ŠHis ๐Ÿ˜ƒpersonal๐Ÿฅฐ motto ๐Ÿคชis: ๐Ÿฅณif ๐Ÿคฏyouโ€™re ๐Ÿ˜gonna๐Ÿ˜ฏ hit ๐Ÿ‘it, ๐Ÿ˜ฌthen๐Ÿ˜ฎ hit ๐Ÿ˜ณit ๐Ÿ˜”till ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธit ๐Ÿ’•BREAKS?๐Ÿ˜
      Tooruโญ Oikawa's๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ favorite๐Ÿ’– foodโœจ is๐Ÿ’“ milk๐Ÿฅ› bread๐Ÿž his๐Ÿฅบ personal๐Ÿ˜ฝ motto๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป is๐Ÿคฉ if๐Ÿ˜Œ you're๐Ÿ‘„ gonna๐Ÿ’– hitโœจ itโญ then๐Ÿพ hit๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ 'til๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ it๐Ÿ’“ breaks๐Ÿคญ
      TORU๐Ÿ˜OIKAWAโ€™S๐Ÿ‘„FAVORITEโค๏ธFOOD๐ŸฅฑIS๐Ÿ˜‰MILK๐Ÿฅ›BREAD๐ŸžHIS๐ŸคPERSONAL๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸปMOTTO๐Ÿ˜‡IS๐Ÿคš๐ŸปIF๐Ÿ‘€YOUโ€™RE๐Ÿ’•GONNA๐ŸฆพHIT๐Ÿ—ฃIT๐ŸคTHEN๐Ÿ˜’HIT๐Ÿ‘นIT๐Ÿ˜คTIL๐Ÿค—IT๐Ÿ˜ฝBREAKSโ‰๏ธ

      OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜

        OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ Take me by the hand โœ‹ lead me to the land that you understand ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐ŸŒŠ OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ The voyage ๐Ÿšฒ to the corner of the ๐ŸŒŽ globe is a real trip ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐ŸŒŠ OCEAN MAN ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ The crust of a tan man ๐Ÿ‘ณ imbibed by the sand ๐Ÿ‘ Soaking up the ๐Ÿ’ฆ thirst of the land ๐Ÿ’ฏ

        My friend here Justin is cracked at Fortnite

          ๐Ÿ‘Œ My๐Ÿ’ฏ friend ๐Ÿ‘ฌhere๐Ÿ“Justin๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿปhe ๐Ÿคช is ๐Ÿ˜› already ๐Ÿ˜˜ taken ๐Ÿ”ž ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธnd he is ๐Ÿคฃcracked ๐Ÿ˜ค at Fortnite ๐ŸŽฎ my ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟguy ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ AWnnWn ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ‘ AuwWan ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœŠ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†โœŠ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

          Trace McSorley

            Just a kid from Bryerwood to wearin number 9
            Trace McSorley ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Throw it on a dime โœ… Like I ainโ€™t even tryin ๐Ÿฅฑ Just a kid from Bryerwood ๐Ÿค  to wearin number 9 ๐Ÿฅถ Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy ๐Ÿ˜ผ Flipped to Happy Valley โšก Now Iโ€™m coming back and got the natty on my mind ๐Ÿคฉ They canโ€™t touch my deep ball ๐Ÿ’ช Every game Iโ€™m scorin ๐Ÿˆ

            Among Us Red sus but with emojis

              Red suuuus. I said red sus hahahaha
              Red ๐Ÿ”ด ๐Ÿ“› sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Red ๐Ÿ”ด ๐Ÿ”ด suuuus. I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘ said ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฆ red ๐Ÿ‘น ๐Ÿ”ด, sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ, hahahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ. Why ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” arent you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚? I ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ just made ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘ a reference ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™€ to the popular ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ video ๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ“น game ๐ŸŽฎ ๐ŸŽฎ "Among ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐ŸŽ› ๐Ÿ’ฐ Us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ"! How can you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ not laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ at it? Emergeny meeting ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿค! Guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘จ, this here guy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป doesnt laugh ๐Ÿคฃ โ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜… at my funny ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ƒ Among ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ Us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ memes ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ˜‚! Lets ๐Ÿ™† ๐Ÿ™† beat โœŠ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ‘Š him ๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿ‘จ to death ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฅโ“ ๐Ÿ’€! Dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ โ˜  body ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ’ƒ reported โ˜Ž ๐Ÿง! Skip ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ! Skip ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง! Vote ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ” blue ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’™! Blue ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’™ was not an impostor ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜ . Among ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ…ฐ us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ in a nutshell ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜  hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ˜‚. What?! Youre still ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ not laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ ass ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ…ฐ off ๐Ÿ“ด ๐Ÿ“ดโ˜ ? I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ made ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘ SEVERAL ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ funny ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ“ references ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ“– to Among ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ Us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and YOU ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ”ฅ STILL ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ™„ ARENT LAUGHING ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฆ??!!! Bruh โš  ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ya ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽผ ๐Ÿ™€ hear ๐Ÿ‘‚ ๐Ÿ‘‚ that? Wooooooosh ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ. Whats ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ woooosh ๐Ÿš ๐Ÿš? Oh ๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ™€, nothing โŒ ๐Ÿšซ. Just the sound ๐Ÿ‘‚ ๐Ÿ”Š of a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ flying โœˆ โœˆ over ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ” your ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ head ๐Ÿ’† ๐Ÿ’†. Whats ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿค” that? You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘‰ think ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿ’ญ im ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’˜ annoying ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ ? Kinda ๐Ÿ™… ๐Ÿ™… sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ, bro ๐Ÿ‘† ๐ŸŒˆโ˜บ๐Ÿ‘ฌ. Hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚! Anyway ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ”›, yea ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ’ฏ, gotta ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ go ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿƒ do tasks โœ” ๐Ÿ“‹. Hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚!