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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


WARNING🔊🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🔊THIS IS A 🐸DANK 👽MEME

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    If Trump Wins

      Trump during the 2020 presidential debate
      If Trump 👹 Wins The Election 😡📝🎟I Am Moving 🚚 Out Of The Country ✈️📦🏃🏼 Goodbye😰👋🏽🛫 America 🇺🇸💔 Hello 😍👋🏽 Hawaii 🌴🌊☀️🏄🏽.

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        Belle Delphine my queen
        Who is Belle Delphine? 🙄🥱🤭🤔
        
        In math: My Solution 😊🤩
        
        In history: My Queen 😫👑
        
        In art: My Canvas 🎨🎉
        
        In science: My Oxygen 🍃😀
        
        In geography: My World 🌍🤯
        

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          NO❌ SIMP👼 SEPTEMBER 📆

            SORRY SLUTS‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏼‍♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES👯‍♀️TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻