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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


for all the Joe-Hoes 🤤💋

    hey all you proud ✊ American 🇺🇸 sluts 👅😏 we’ve got a brand new 😱🗣👁 president 🇺🇸 ERECT 🍆💦 say BYE 👋 BITCH 🥳🤚 to short dick 😂🍆 Trump 😒 and welCUM 😩 our new daddy 😘😍 Biden 😩 we are MAKING ☝️ AMERICA 🇺🇸 SLUTTY 👄👉👌🤤 AGAIN 🥳 get ready to pop 🎉 some champagne🥂 and pop that pussy 😼 cause we gettin 😈FREAKY😈 tonight 🥳 whether you’re poor 😢 or white 👨🏻 we are ALL getting some of that executive DICK 🍆🤤 from our new 🌟CUMmander in chief🤭😍💦 send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest 💃 Joe-Hoes 🥴💋 who want to ride 😩😏 some of that All American 🇺🇸 DICK 😘🥴🍆💦 get 5️⃣ back and you got that patriotic 🇺🇸 pussy 😜 get 🔟 back and you’re gonna be ridin’ 🤤 daddy 😍 Biden🥳😼 for longer than it took Nevada 🙄😒 to count 🆙✍️ all the votes 🗳🥵 either way 🤷‍♀️ we’re ALL gonna be getting fucked 😩🥴 HARD 🍆 by this slutty 😜👅🤤 system 😏💋

    Guys Biden is gonna win and you know what that means?

      With Biden winning it means

The 🤚 end of Racism ✊ in America 🦅

Black Lives ✊ automatically👏 matter again 👥

Corona 🦠 Virus 😷 has been Cured 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

The ✋ end of all War ⚠ 🔫

No more 🤔 school shootings by 🤪 crazies 🔫

National 🤷‍♂️ Debt is 😎 Paid off 🤑

Women 😻 will be paid 💲 💹 and ⚖ treated equally 😂🤣

Gay 🤡 people are 🙋‍♀️ equal💥 to regular people 🚶‍♀😤😤

Stonks 📶 are 🧐 🤓 looking 💹 fire 💥 ✔

      Johnny epically owns teacher

        I'll need a demonstration
        A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class
 
“What is sex👅👀?”
 
Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:
 
“Sex is a 😏temptation😏
 
Caused by a 😩sensation😩
 
Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆
 
Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑
 
To increase the 👪population👪
 
Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶
 
Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?
 
Or do you need 😩💦 a
 
👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?
 
The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱

        Under a boomer meme

          FATHER 👨👴 I 👥 CANNOT 🚫 CLICK 👁 THE BOOK 📖 I 👁 CAN'T ❌💨 CLICK 👅 THE BOOK 📖, FATHER 👨 DAD 👨 DAD 👨🏻 THIS BOOK 📙📚 IS ANCIENT 🗿🎼 TECHNOLOGY 💡 THAT IS BEYOND 👉 MY MIND 🧠😤, AS I 👁 HAVE BEEN TAINTED 😷 BY TOUCHPAD TECHNOLOGY 💡 FATHER 👨 THE BOOK 📕📚 IS ANALOG AND THE DEVICES 📱 I 👁 AM ACCUSTOMED TO OPERATING 🤖 ARE DIGITAL 🔢 AND THUS 😂 CLICKING THE BOOK 📖 YIELDS ⚠ UNSATISFACTORY 😢 RESULTS 💹 WHEN 🍑 COMPARED 😡✊🔏 TO THE DIGITAL 🚫 DEVICES 📱 THAT HAVE BECOME 😌 COMMONPLACR AFTER 👀 THE TURN 🔄 OF THE CENTURY 👴 FATHER 👨 PLEASE 🙏🏾 INSTRUCT ⚠ ME ON 🔛 HOW TO OPERATE 🔪⚔ THE BOOK 👈🤡📖 WITH YOUR 👉 SUPERIOR 🎰 MIND 🧠 YOU 👈 WERE BORN 👶 IN THE LATE 💤 1970S 👩‍🎤 AND THUS 😂 YOUR 👉 REALM 👽 OF KNOWLEDGE 📃📚📔 WOULD MOST LIKELY 😠 ENCOMPASS 🎯 THE HANDLING 😲 AND OPERATION 🔪⚔ OF THIS ANCIENT 📜 TOME 😐 FATHER 📅👨🏼 I 👁 CANNOT 🚫 CLICK 💜 THE BOOK 📖

          God’s Statistics

            also ⁉️ according🧐 to god🟩 statistics📈 only 😰a 50🤏percent📈 of people 🤼 are going 🚶🏻 to heaven 🆙. so if u end up☝️ enjoying😌 this god, consider🤔 praying💻 it’s free💵 and u☝️ can🥫always sin later🧐 enjoy😌 the religion 🙏

            Oh😏 guys😎 I’ve👈 been😯 playing😲 Pokemon😩GO

              Oh😏 guys😎 I've👈 been😯 playing😲 Pokemon😩GO😰.... HOLD✋ UP☝ ring📞ding🎧 (x3) wait😲 are🙊you🙎 playing📲 Pokemon😩GO😰 as😨 well?😱 a😦 fellow😥 gamer?😵 PUH😫 POG😼 I🔝 CANT😋 BELIVE😮 THIS🙏