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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


The f**king nail painting emoji ideology.

    just committed mass genocide 💅🏻
    💅That nail-painting emoji enrages me to an unnecessary level. It's the epitome of sassy, entitled, bitchiness and I only ever see it used in that sense. "OMG just cheated on my man hahahaha fuck everyoneee 💅"

    Do your shoes need shining

      DREAM ‼️ DREAM ‼️ Hello 😃👋🏻 Do your shoes need shining? 🤔👟✨ Dream 😳‼️ Dream please 🥺☹️🙏 Do you need coffee? 👀☕ Come back 😫 PLEASE my clout 😤🤑 Don't go away from me 🥺 Dream please 😍

      IF 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 SEE 🇺🇸 A LINK 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 SAYS

        USA USA USA!
        IF 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 SEE 🇺🇸 A LINK 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 SAYS 🇺🇸 DONALD 🇺🇸 TRUMP 🇺🇸 NUDES 🇺🇸 DON’T 🇺🇸 CLICK 🇺🇸 ITS 🇺🇸 A 🇺🇸 VIRUS 🇺🇸 THAT 🇺🇸 PUTS 🇺🇸 AMERICAN 🇺🇸 FLAGS 🇺🇸 BETWEEN 🇺🇸 EVERY 🇺🇸 WORD 🇺🇸 YOU 🇺🇸 TYPE

        Hoevid-19

          Hoevid-19
          Did u hear 👂about 👂the 👨‍💼president👹? That’s right, our 👎fuckscist 🇺🇸daddy 🙎‍♂️has been brought to his 🥺😩knees🥺😩 by that sexy 🥵💃🏻sickening 💃🏻💅🏼lady 🦠hoevid-19👄. I’m a 👩‍🔬dumb bitch 🤷🏻‍♀️just like 🍆dongald tramp 💋but the 🧮math 🧮 just doesn’t make 🤯sense now that 19 >>>>> 45 😰. Mister 🍑 Dump 🎂rode the 🚁helicockter 🌭all way to Walter Reed to care of his Walter needs💦😛. Rumor has it 💄👅Miss Cumrona 💦🥵took up at the announcement of 🍆Suckpreme Court 👩‍⚖️nomitease 😜Amy Horny 🥺😈Barrett and baby did she 🤤spread🤪. Other men taken by this 🦠viral slut 🌮 include se- 🥜-ors Mike Lee and Thom Twolips🥠. Send this to your 🔟favorite panty-fas. Get 7️⃣back and clean 🧼and free like Joe Thighden 👯‍♀️get 5️⃣back and cough you might have a 🦴🤤😏 sore throat get 3️⃣back and you’re Melania, getting sick in bed 🤢with the president

          If my girl and my beyblades are both drowning

            Beyblade or catch a fade
            If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girls funeral😅👻💀 cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my nigga🙏👊😠💯😭

            Every Instagram girls bio:

              🏳️‍🌈He/Him They/Them🏳️‍🌈
              🏳️‍🌈Trans queer non conforming🏳️‍🌈
              🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+ Supporter and Activist🏳️‍🌈
              🏳️‍🌈Pansexual Transhumanist🏳️‍🌈
              🐶💕Furry Lover / Fursuiter 💕🐶
              💔😢Depressed / Anxious 😢💔
              💜Feminist / Pro-Women's Choice💜
              👊🏿✊🏿BLM / Anti-White America✊🏿👊🏿
              ❌👮🏻‍♀️Anti Racist Pigs👮🏻‍♀️❌
              🚫🧔🏻Fight the Patriarchy🧔🏻🚫
              ❤️💛Anaracho-Communist💛❤️
              ‼️❌No Human is ILLEGAL❌‼️
              🏴🚩ANTIFIA Supersoldier🚩🏴
              🚫🔫BAN Assult Rifles🔫❌
              🥦🥬Vegan living Helathy🥬🥦