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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Under a boomer meme

    FATHER 👨👴 I 👥 CANNOT 🚫 CLICK 👁 THE BOOK 📖 I 👁 CAN'T ❌💨 CLICK 👅 THE BOOK 📖, FATHER 👨 DAD 👨 DAD 👨🏻 THIS BOOK 📙📚 IS ANCIENT 🗿🎼 TECHNOLOGY 💡 THAT IS BEYOND 👉 MY MIND 🧠😤, AS I 👁 HAVE BEEN TAINTED 😷 BY TOUCHPAD TECHNOLOGY 💡 FATHER 👨 THE BOOK 📕📚 IS ANALOG AND THE DEVICES 📱 I 👁 AM ACCUSTOMED TO OPERATING 🤖 ARE DIGITAL 🔢 AND THUS 😂 CLICKING THE BOOK 📖 YIELDS ⚠ UNSATISFACTORY 😢 RESULTS 💹 WHEN 🍑 COMPARED 😡✊🔏 TO THE DIGITAL 🚫 DEVICES 📱 THAT HAVE BECOME 😌 COMMONPLACR AFTER 👀 THE TURN 🔄 OF THE CENTURY 👴 FATHER 👨 PLEASE 🙏🏾 INSTRUCT ⚠ ME ON 🔛 HOW TO OPERATE 🔪⚔ THE BOOK 👈🤡📖 WITH YOUR 👉 SUPERIOR 🎰 MIND 🧠 YOU 👈 WERE BORN 👶 IN THE LATE 💤 1970S 👩‍🎤 AND THUS 😂 YOUR 👉 REALM 👽 OF KNOWLEDGE 📃📚📔 WOULD MOST LIKELY 😠 ENCOMPASS 🎯 THE HANDLING 😲 AND OPERATION 🔪⚔ OF THIS ANCIENT 📜 TOME 😐 FATHER 📅👨🏼 I 👁 CANNOT 🚫 CLICK 💜 THE BOOK 📖

    God’s Statistics

      also ⁉️ according🧐 to god🟩 statistics📈 only 😰a 50🤏percent📈 of people 🤼 are going 🚶🏻 to heaven 🆙. so if u end up☝️ enjoying😌 this god, consider🤔 praying💻 it’s free💵 and u☝️ can🥫always sin later🧐 enjoy😌 the religion 🙏

      Oh😏 guys😎 I’ve👈 been😯 playing😲 Pokemon😩GO

        Oh😏 guys😎 I've👈 been😯 playing😲 Pokemon😩GO😰.... HOLD✋ UP☝ ring📞ding🎧 (x3) wait😲 are🙊you🙎 playing📲 Pokemon😩GO😰 as😨 well?😱 a😦 fellow😥 gamer?😵 PUH😫 POG😼 I🔝 CANT😋 BELIVE😮 THIS🙏

        Shawty’s👱🏻‍♀️ like🤤a🅰️melody

          Na ✊na✊na ✊na ✊everyday
          Shawty's👱🏻‍♀️ like🤤a🅰️melody🎶in⬆️my🙋‍♀️head🧠 That I😃can't😞 keep ✊out👉 Got me 😄singin'🎵like💕 Na ✊na✊na ✊na ✊everyday📆 It's like 💕my 🙏ipod 📱stuck💋 on replay🔁, replay🔄-ay-ay-ay

          DID U JUST MAKE A FUCKING HAZBIN HOTEL REFERENCE 🤢😠😡🤬!!!!!

            Hazbin Hotel is the work of devil
            DID U JUST MAKE A FUCKING HAZBIN HOTEL REFERENCE 🤢😠😡🤬!!!!!

WEE WOO WEE WOO SIREN SOUNDS🚓. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE BUCKAROO👮‍♂️✋

IT APPEARS U HAVE MADE A REFERENCE TO THE ANIMATED SHORT “HAZBIN HOTEL”😧

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN 😇SUB. THAT CARTOON IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL👺, MADE TO SPREAD DRUG USE💉,HOMOSEXUALITY 💏,SATANISM👹,ATHEISM🙄, PREMARITAL SEX 😡AND THE GAY😱!!!

I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KINDLY 😠ASK YOU AND YOUR REFERENCES TO KINDLY RETURN 🔙TO YOUR RESPECTIVE FANDOM SUB OR I WILL BE FORCED TO GIVE YOU THE SAD BLUE ARROW⬇️, AND YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH 🤬OF TRUE GOD ALLAH ☪️BY THE WORD OF THE QUORN. I WILL SEND U THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS🤗🙏😘 FRIEND. GOD BLESS KEANU REEVES 🧔🏻