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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Mom found the poop 💩 sock 🧦

    A poop sock is a sock you poop in because you’re to busy playing WoW
    mom found the poop sock
    📢🚨ATTENTION🚨📢 🎮🗣ALL GAMERS🗣 🎮 ‼️‼️RED ALERT‼️‼️ Mom 👩 has found👀 🔎 the 💩POOP SOCK 🧦 and she 💃🏼 is NOT ❌HAPPY 🙎‍♀️ ‼️‼️She is now🕑 threatening 🙅‍♀️ to🚫STOP🚫 buying 💰TENDIES🍗 and GAMER🎮 FUEL🥤 if it isn’t 🚮thrown away🚮 in the next 5️⃣ MINUTES 🕑

This 👆is absolute💯🐂BULLSHIT🐂 and 🚫NOT FAIR⚖️‼️ If anyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 tries to tell 🗣 me that I cant❌ have my💩poop sock 🧦 then I’m 🧒gonna walk 🚶‍♂️to the🔝 of an 🏢 office building 👨‍💻👩‍💻 and 💯YEET💯 myself 🏃🏼‍♀️ off 🚫of the rooftop 👇👀👇and 🔚 my 🔥fucking🔥 life👋😩 or become ✔️ a paraplegic ♿️🚫👣 trying 💪 because my poop 💩 sock 🧦 is the ♥️love 💏 of my 🧒 LIFE and I will🙏🏻 do ANYTHING ♾ TO PROTECT ⚔️🔫 IT 😤 ‼️‼️

    i 🖐️wanna see👀 some 😵 ass 🍰

      i 🖐️wanna see👀 some 😵 ass 🍰🍑 i 🖐️wanna😩 see👀✊ some ass🍑 baby 🚼 can you 🥺 do it 🥵 like that 😏 from the front 👈 to the back 👉 she 👱‍♀️ say i🖐️ don’t wanna move 🏃too fast 💨💨 till she hit 👊 that gas ⛽ ciroc and ➕ the puff puff 🌬️🌬️ pass

      🦧ʙᴏɪ🦧ɪғ🦧ʏᴏᴜ🦧ᴅᴏɴᴛ🦧ɢᴇᴛ🦧ʏᴏᴜʀ🦧sǫᴜɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ᴅɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ʜᴇᴀᴅ🦧

        Certified hood classic
        🦧ʙᴏɪ🦧ɪғ🦧ʏᴏᴜ🦧ᴅᴏɴᴛ🦧ɢᴇᴛ🦧ʏᴏᴜʀ🦧sǫᴜɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ᴅɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ʜᴇᴀᴅ🦧a$$🦧
        Boi🐶if🐶you🐶don't🐶get🐶yo🐶 squiggly 🐶diggly🐶head🐶 ah-
        🧸boy🧸if🧸you🧸dont🧸get🧸yo🧸squiggly🧸diggley🧸heada-
        This is a certified boy 🐿 what🐿the🐿hell🐿 boy🐿/ boy 🦬 if 🦬 you 🦬 don’t 🦬get 🦬yo 🦬squiggly 🦬diggly🦬head a**🦬 classic
        what 😼 in 😼 the 😼 hell 😼 you 😼 doin 😼
        🦬so🦬Tom🦬what🦬you🦬think🦬about🦬that🦬dumb🦬as$🦬video🦬bro?🦬 🐿Boi🐿what🐿da🐿hell🐿boi🐿

        🇫🇷 French is Sigma Male Σ♀😤

          🇫🇷👨🏻‍🏫🇫🇷 Maman a dit, 🚬🇫🇷 "assommez-vous !" 🥊 🇫🇷
🥖🇫🇷🥖 OUI OUI, HO HO 🇫🇷🗼🇫🇷
🥐🇫🇷🥐 OH 💩🤔 I’m sorry 🤮 That’s Sigma Σ♀ Male 😤 for mama 🤱 say 🗣️ knock you out 🤷 🥐🇫🇷
🇫🇷⚽🇫🇷🚬🇫🇷 HOHO HO HO 🇫🇷🚬🇫🇷🥖🇫🇷

          Agency Bakugo

            Eugh!
            The meme clip
            HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 😳 THE 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨EUGH🌝💨
            FORWARD 🚶🏽‍♀️MARCH 🤝 AND HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 😗 THE 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨ AAAAAAAAAAA
            FORWARD 👉 MARCH 💂‍♀️ AND 👋 HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨ EUGH 😭
            forward 💥 march 🥦 and 🔥 here 🧊we 🧸 go 🐸 members 🎀 of 💜 the agency 🔪 BAKUGOOOO 😼
            🥺Foreword😭 March💀 and😅 here 🕺we 📝go 🔪members🔥 of😭 the📎 agency 🤖BAKUGO🥺 SAI- ⚽️EUGH😩

            i forgor 💀

              Obligatory response
              i forgor 💀
              i rember 😁
              i rember 😁 why i forgor 💀
              i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 i forgor💀 
              nah, you forgor 💀 how to be funny.

you forgor 💀 how to be original.

you forgor 💀 how to be a decent human being in society.

"i rember 😁"

yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced.

you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone.

you rember 😁 why nobody likes you.

shut up lmao