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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


According 🤔 to youtube ▶️ statistics

    According 🤔 to youtube ▶️ statistics, only 🤣 a small 😭percentage 💯of people 🤡 who watch 👀 my videos 🎥 are actually subscribed ✅, so if you end up liking 🤢this video, consider subscribing, it's free, 🤑and you can always unsubscribe❌. Enjoy the video 🥵

    The HOEvid Vaccine 💉 is here 🍆

      Listen up 👷🏼ASSential workers👩🏾‍🌾👩🏽‍🍳hotties with 💦CUMorbid conditions like 🌬ASSthma🌬, and 65+ 👴🏽👨🏼‍🦳👨🏿‍🦳Sugar Daddies! 🔍CLITical trials 🔎are over and the 💉HOvid-19 vaccine💉 is here✅✅💯hope you are ready to get 💦🧬💦mRNAsty 💦🧬💦 Are you a 💃🏻Moderna Mami💃🏻, a 💋Pfizer Phreak 💋or a 10-inch 📏🍆Johnson&Johnson? 🍆🥵Who cares?? 🤷🏻‍♂️At this dick 📆appointment ⌚everyone is getting pumped 💦💦💦full of serum 💦💦💦 Sign those consent forms✍️📝this vaccine is 6️⃣9️⃣% effective ✅you’ll wake up the next day TIRED 😫😫and ACHING 🥵🥵🥵 and SORE😭😭and begging 🙏🏻to cum back in 📆TWO WEEKS 📆 for MORE🥵🥵Ready to 🐎RIDE🐎your way to 🐴🐎🐪HERD IMMUNITY? 🐄🐪🐴🐎OK COVID COWBOY🤠Send this to the 5 sluts 👩🏽‍🦱👩🏼👧🏽🧑🏻‍🦰👴🏽who will 😫😫moan 😫😫the loudest when they get 💉😳😳PENETRATED 😳😳by that🍆 BIG, 😫Hard 😱😮needle 💉💉

      YOU’RE 🌥️ SO SUSSY 😓😓

        YOU’RE 🌥️ SO SUSSY 😓😓🙊😨😳🎵 I 😀 KNOW 💭 YOU 👈 TOOK 👫 MY 😏 FORTNITE 🎮 CARD 🃏🃏 I 🍾 KNOW 🤔 YOU 🤖 TOOK 🤯 MY 😘 19 ❗ DOLLAR 💲 FORTNITE 💩 CARD 💳 GIVE 🚪🌌🍸 ME 👈 MY 👨😣 19 ❗ DOLLAR 💰 FORTNITE 💩 CARD 💳😑 YOU 👈😭 BETTER 🎰 GIVE 👹 ME 👩💡 MY 🥳 19 ❗ DOLLAR 💸 FORTNITE 👌🎮 CARD 🗃 I 👹 NEED 📲 MY 🔑 19 ♈ DOLLAR 💵 FORTNITE 👌🎮 CARD, 💳 NOW! 📅

        Ah Iwa I got the chills

          Auh 😫 iwa🧍‍♂️i 🤪 got 😔 the 🏃‍♂️ chills 🥶🧚‍♀️✨
          aAH😩 IWa🥵 I🙈 got😿 the😔 chills🥶
          hOw CaN yOu Be So MeAn To mE!?😣😫🥺
          hh 🥵 Iwa~ 😳 I 👁 got 👏 the 🗿chills 🥶

          Sussy Baka

            SUSSY BAKAAAA😜🥵🥶 WHY YOU GOTTA BE A SUSSSYY BAKAAAAAAA😱 😨 😛 😝 😜 🤪 🤩 🥳  🥵 🥶 😰 😥  🤠  👹 👺 🤡  👽  🤖 🎃 😺😽 🙀 😿 😾👁 👅👁
            DEKUUUUUU WHY DO YOU GOT TO BE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA (snort) HUH? WHY DO YOU GOT TO BE SUCH A *sussy baka* (snort) why do you got to be such a sussy baka you *sussy ba-*
            You're such a sussybaka 📮 auugh😩
            It’s just a sussy baka and it cannot be that bad. I’m feeling like👹imposter👹I might just be a monster😨😨😨Feeling ☺️kinda crew...😳Got many tasks🔨🔦🔌To do🤨🤨
            it's 😭 just 😢 a 🌊 sussy 😏 baka 🐒 it 🦍 cannot 😈 be 💩 that 🐵 bad 😍

            🚶‍♂️ i missed the bus

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              🚶‍♂️fuck, i missed the bus