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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


avocados 🥑 from mexico 🇲🇽

    avocados 🥑 from mexico 🇲🇽
    Avocado from Mexico 🥑 🇲🇽
    Mango from Philippines 🥭🇵🇭

Avocado from Mexico 🥑 🇲🇽

Apple from America 🍎🇺🇲

Sushi from Japan 🍣🇯🇵

Maple syrup from Canada🍁🇨🇦

    Deaf blind and muted people be like ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖

      deaf blind and muted people be like ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖👉🖖🖐🤛🤛🤲✊👐👐🤝🤝👎👎👊🤚🤙👋🦵🖖🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🙏🙏🙏🙏🦾🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
      ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖👉🖖🖐🤛🤛🤲✊👐👐🤝🤝👎👎👊🤚🤙👋🦵🖖🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🙏🙏🙏🙏🦾🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

      Wash 😝your bum bum 😳wash your bum bum

        Wash 😝your bum bum 😳wash your bum bum 🍑every single day ☀️ wash your bum bum 😜wash your bum bum 🤯wash the dirt 🛁away now ⬇️ the bum bum’s squeaky clean 🧼 but there’s no ❌ towel to be seen⁉️but we can always shake it 💃🏼shake it 🕺🏼shake it💃🏾 shake it 🕺🏾 but we 🤝 can always shake it 💃🏽 till it’s dry 🐪

        Mom found the poop 💩 sock 🧦

          A poop sock is a sock you poop in because you’re to busy playing WoW
          mom found the poop sock
          📢🚨ATTENTION🚨📢 🎮🗣ALL GAMERS🗣 🎮 ‼️‼️RED ALERT‼️‼️ Mom 👩 has found👀 🔎 the 💩POOP SOCK 🧦 and she 💃🏼 is NOT ❌HAPPY 🙎‍♀️ ‼️‼️She is now🕑 threatening 🙅‍♀️ to🚫STOP🚫 buying 💰TENDIES🍗 and GAMER🎮 FUEL🥤 if it isn’t 🚮thrown away🚮 in the next 5️⃣ MINUTES 🕑

This 👆is absolute💯🐂BULLSHIT🐂 and 🚫NOT FAIR⚖️‼️ If anyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 tries to tell 🗣 me that I cant❌ have my💩poop sock 🧦 then I’m 🧒gonna walk 🚶‍♂️to the🔝 of an 🏢 office building 👨‍💻👩‍💻 and 💯YEET💯 myself 🏃🏼‍♀️ off 🚫of the rooftop 👇👀👇and 🔚 my 🔥fucking🔥 life👋😩 or become ✔️ a paraplegic ♿️🚫👣 trying 💪 because my poop 💩 sock 🧦 is the ♥️love 💏 of my 🧒 LIFE and I will🙏🏻 do ANYTHING ♾ TO PROTECT ⚔️🔫 IT 😤 ‼️‼️

          i 🖐️wanna see👀 some 😵 ass 🍰

            i 🖐️wanna see👀 some 😵 ass 🍰🍑 i 🖐️wanna😩 see👀✊ some ass🍑 baby 🚼 can you 🥺 do it 🥵 like that 😏 from the front 👈 to the back 👉 she 👱‍♀️ say i🖐️ don’t wanna move 🏃too fast 💨💨 till she hit 👊 that gas ⛽ ciroc and ➕ the puff puff 🌬️🌬️ pass

            🦧ʙᴏɪ🦧ɪғ🦧ʏᴏᴜ🦧ᴅᴏɴᴛ🦧ɢᴇᴛ🦧ʏᴏᴜʀ🦧sǫᴜɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ᴅɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ʜᴇᴀᴅ🦧

              Certified hood classic
              🦧ʙᴏɪ🦧ɪғ🦧ʏᴏᴜ🦧ᴅᴏɴᴛ🦧ɢᴇᴛ🦧ʏᴏᴜʀ🦧sǫᴜɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ᴅɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ʜᴇᴀᴅ🦧a$$🦧
              Boi🐶if🐶you🐶don't🐶get🐶yo🐶 squiggly 🐶diggly🐶head🐶 ah-
              🧸boy🧸if🧸you🧸dont🧸get🧸yo🧸squiggly🧸diggley🧸heada-
              This is a certified boy 🐿 what🐿the🐿hell🐿 boy🐿/ boy 🦬 if 🦬 you 🦬 don’t 🦬get 🦬yo 🦬squiggly 🦬diggly🦬head a**🦬 classic
              what 😼 in 😼 the 😼 hell 😼 you 😼 doin 😼
              🦬so🦬Tom🦬what🦬you🦬think🦬about🦬that🦬dumb🦬as$🦬video🦬bro?🦬 🐿Boi🐿what🐿da🐿hell🐿boi🐿