New Year 2023 copypasta
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ new year new year ๐ thats ๐ a new ๐๐ year right ๐๐ there ๐๐๐ right๐there ๐๐if I do say ฦฝo myself ๐ I say so ๐ thats the new year im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ ๐๐ ๐O0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐Happy New Year๐
Hello you filthy slut! ๐๐๐ hope you had a greedy Xmas stuffing yourself whenever you could ๐๐๐ now 2022 is cumming fast towards us ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ are you entering the new year face on or from behind ๐๐๐๐ Make your resolutions this year as HARD as possible ๐๐๐๐ aim for bigger larger and thicker things that will stretch your capabilities ๐คช๐คช๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ but before that wel-cum the new year!! Letโs make this night last as lonnggg ๐ค๐ค๐๐๐as possible donโt let the decade FINISH too quickly โณโณ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ be sure to fill up your gl-ASS to its maximum ๐ฅ๐โโ๐โโ๐โโ๐โโ and keep your lips wet all night๐
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๐๐. Gotta be sure to see out this year with a bang ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐คค spread it wide and receive the new year you hoe.
Cunt-inue being the filthy skank u are ๐๐๐
2021 ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ฆwas a year ๐of sex ๐๐ฆ๐ฉdrugs ๐ฌ๐๐ซsmoking wheat ๐ฌโ๏ธand poppin xannies๐ฅ๐ in the school๐โ๏ธ bathroom ๐ฝ๐but sadly ๐๐2021 ๐ฏis coming to ๐ฆ๐คand end ๐๐๐คญand 2022 is right around๐ฆ the corner๐ but donโt worry ๐because๐๐ 2022 ๐๐is gonna be a new ๐๐ฏ๐ฆyear new ๐ช๐ช๐
๐me i am gonna reclaim ๐ซ๐my virginity , detox from drugs, โ๐ฌnot smoke mary wanna, โ๐ฉ๐ฆstop poppin pilliesโ๐๐ and get Myself a job ๐๐and life ๐๐... ๐๐๐๐๐SIKE ๐๐๐๐๐i pranked yo dumb ass! ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ2021 ๐is gonna be the year๐๐ถ๐ฉ of getting STD๐จโโ๏ธ, smoking acid, ๐๐๐ฏ๐ฆfucking everyone i see, ๐๐๐ผand hopping like a rabbit ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฆfrom dick๐ to ๐dick . ๐If you got pranked โ๐๐u have to copy paste ๐โ๏ธthis and send it to ๐๐10 bitches who made 2021 right ๐๐โค๏ธ๐ฆnd made ur pussy loose๐๐๐ฆ๐ฏโ๐
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๐ฏhey SlutS! ๐ฏ๐
Now that we got our yearly ๐ FUCK ๐๐ผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐
๐พ itโs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐๐พ๐
2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ was a LONGG ๐๐ and HARD ๐โ๐ป๐ซ year.... we laughed๐๐๐๐ผ We cried ๐ข๐๐ We coughed ๐ฆ๐ค๐คง we fucked GOOD๐๐ป dick๐ and ๐ต๐ตBAD ๐ dick, ๐ซ BUTT ๐ now letโs ๐๐Celebrate ๐๐ and watch that ๐ฆ๐BIG ๐
BALL ๐๐๐ผ Drop ๐๐ on us! ๐๐ So spread ๐๐ฝ those ๐๐ฝ legs ๐๐ฝ and count down โฌ๏ธ from ๐ until your man ๐ช๐พ pops ๐ his CORK ๐พ๐พ into that thirsty ๐
thirsty ๐
hole! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ COCK-BEGGING โ๐ป๐ WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐๐ฑ for the next 3๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ days ๐๐๐
๐Hey you Gregorian ๐๐ calendar cum JUNKIES ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฏโโ๏ธ the NEW YEAR ๐๐ฅ has almost ๐ฆ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ๐ฆ and you know ๐ what that meansโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ POP THAT PUSSY ๐ฝ๐ฝ LIKE ITโS CHAMPAGNE ๐พ๐พ๐พ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ really SUCCED ๐๐ WE HAD SUM UPSโฌ๏ธ AND SOM DOWNSโฌ๏ธ WE LAUGHED๐
๐คฃ๐คช WE CRIED ๐ฅฒ๐ญ๐ฅฒ we surfed ๐the rising tide๐๐ of global ๐fascism ๐๐๐watched ๐๐งour peers become merchants๐ฐ๐ฐof human misery ๐๐and death๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ but there was probably some good stuff tooโผ๏ธโ๏ธโผ๏ธOH NO ๐ฑ๐จ๐ฐTHIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HORNY ๐ฅต๐ฆ๐AND ITโS GOTTEN EARNEST ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ there was GOOD DICK ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏand BAD DICK ๐คข๐คข๐คขbut now ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE ๐ฅณ๐คฉ๐A 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ THAT MIGHT ONLY BE MARGINALLY ๐ค๐ค BETTER! BUTT ๐IF U WANT suck๐ญ that BALL๐โฝ๐๐โพ๐พ๐till it DROPS ON U FORWARD THIS TO 2๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ OF UR SLUTTIEST ๐๐New Years BABES ๐ถGET 0๏ธโฃ BACK AND YOU DONโT BE GETTING ANY OF DADDY ๐จโ๐ฆโฐTIMEโS BIG LOADโผ๏ธโผ๏ธGet 5๏ธโฃ back and ur the SLUTTIEST SLUT OF 2021! Get ๐ back and u get to fuck the NUDE year instead of it fucking youโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ AULD LANG SYNE MOTHERFUCKERS ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃis almost over๐ฅณ๐๐ฅณ๐which means the DICK QUARANTINE๐๐๐๐ฉIS DONEโฑโผ๏ธThis year Miss Rona๐๐
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๐ผsucked the most dicks๐๐and licked the most ass๐๐but next year๐us CUM๐ฆSLUTS๐ฆwill RISEโ๐ฟโ๐ฝโ๐ปSo cutโ๏ธthat glory hole๐in your n-69๐
masks, stay 6๏ธโฃinches๐apart๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏand practice social distance SWALLOWING๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆso you can be the healthiest๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธcum slut out there๐Send this to covid-1๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃof your closest hoes๐๐Get none back๐ญthen donโt worry๐ซabout whatโs in that vaccine๐๐u stank pussy hoe๐คข๐คฎGet 10 back๐คand youโre catching๐some anti-BODIES๐๐next year. Get all 19โ๏ธโโ๏ธand yourโof being a CERTIFIED RONA FREAKโผ๏ธ๐คช๐ณ๐ฅด๐ฅฐSo ready those nussys๐๐ป๐๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐๐ผbecause2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃcanโt CUM๐ฆfast enough๐ซ
