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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Wash 😝your bum bum 😳wash your bum bum

    Wash 😝your bum bum 😳wash your bum bum 🍑every single day ☀️ wash your bum bum 😜wash your bum bum 🤯wash the dirt 🛁away now ⬇️ the bum bum’s squeaky clean 🧼 but there’s no ❌ towel to be seen⁉️but we can always shake it 💃🏼shake it 🕺🏼shake it💃🏾 shake it 🕺🏾 but we 🤝 can always shake it 💃🏽 till it’s dry 🐪

    Mom found the poop 💩 sock 🧦

      A poop sock is a sock you poop in because you’re to busy playing WoW
      mom found the poop sock
      📢🚨ATTENTION🚨📢 🎮🗣ALL GAMERS🗣 🎮 ‼️‼️RED ALERT‼️‼️ Mom 👩 has found👀 🔎 the 💩POOP SOCK 🧦 and she 💃🏼 is NOT ❌HAPPY 🙎‍♀️ ‼️‼️She is now🕑 threatening 🙅‍♀️ to🚫STOP🚫 buying 💰TENDIES🍗 and GAMER🎮 FUEL🥤 if it isn’t 🚮thrown away🚮 in the next 5️⃣ MINUTES 🕑
      
      This 👆is absolute💯🐂BULLSHIT🐂 and 🚫NOT FAIR⚖️‼️ If anyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 tries to tell 🗣 me that I cant❌ have my💩poop sock 🧦 then I’m 🧒gonna walk 🚶‍♂️to the🔝 of an 🏢 office building 👨‍💻👩‍💻 and 💯YEET💯 myself 🏃🏼‍♀️ off 🚫of the rooftop 👇👀👇and 🔚 my 🔥fucking🔥 life👋😩 or become ✔️ a paraplegic ♿️🚫👣 trying 💪 because my poop 💩 sock 🧦 is the ♥️love 💏 of my 🧒 LIFE and I will🙏🏻 do ANYTHING ♾ TO PROTECT ⚔️🔫 IT 😤 ‼️‼️

      i 🖐️wanna see👀 some 😵 ass 🍰

        i 🖐️wanna see👀 some 😵 ass 🍰🍑 i 🖐️wanna😩 see👀✊ some ass🍑 baby 🚼 can you 🥺 do it 🥵 like that 😏 from the front 👈 to the back 👉 she 👱‍♀️ say i🖐️ don’t wanna move 🏃too fast 💨💨 till she hit 👊 that gas ⛽ ciroc and ➕ the puff puff 🌬️🌬️ pass

        🦧ʙᴏɪ🦧ɪғ🦧ʏᴏᴜ🦧ᴅᴏɴᴛ🦧ɢᴇᴛ🦧ʏᴏᴜʀ🦧sǫᴜɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ᴅɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ʜᴇᴀᴅ🦧

          🦧ʙᴏɪ🦧ɪғ🦧ʏᴏᴜ🦧ᴅᴏɴᴛ🦧ɢᴇᴛ🦧ʏᴏᴜʀ🦧sǫᴜɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ᴅɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ʜᴇᴀᴅ🦧a$$🦧
          Boi🐶if🐶you🐶don't🐶get🐶yo🐶 squiggly 🐶diggly🐶head🐶 ah-
          🧸boy🧸if🧸you🧸dont🧸get🧸yo🧸squiggly🧸diggley🧸heada-
          This is a certified boy 🐿 what🐿the🐿hell🐿 boy🐿/ boy 🦬 if 🦬 you 🦬 don’t 🦬get 🦬yo 🦬squiggly 🦬diggly🦬head a**🦬 classic
          what 😼 in 😼 the 😼 hell 😼 you 😼 doin 😼
          🦬so🦬Tom🦬what🦬you🦬think🦬about🦬that🦬dumb🦬as$🦬video🦬bro?🦬 🐿Boi🐿what🐿da🐿hell🐿boi🐿

          🇫🇷 French is Sigma Male Σ♀😤

            🇫🇷👨🏻‍🏫🇫🇷 Maman a dit, 🚬🇫🇷 "assommez-vous !" 🥊 🇫🇷
            🥖🇫🇷🥖 OUI OUI, HO HO 🇫🇷🗼🇫🇷
            🥐🇫🇷🥐 OH 💩🤔 I’m sorry 🤮 That’s Sigma Σ♀ Male 😤 for mama 🤱 say 🗣️ knock you out 🤷 🥐🇫🇷
            🇫🇷⚽🇫🇷🚬🇫🇷 HOHO HO HO 🇫🇷🚬🇫🇷🥖🇫🇷

            Agency Bakugo

              HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 😳 THE 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨EUGH🌝💨
              FORWARD 🚶🏽‍♀️MARCH 🤝 AND HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 😗 THE 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨ AAAAAAAAAAA
              FORWARD 👉 MARCH 💂‍♀️ AND 👋 HERE ✋ WE👥 GO ✅ MEMBERS 👤👤 OF 🤝 AGENCY 🧑🏼‍💻 BA-KU-GOU 💥 SAI-✨ EUGH 😭
              forward 💥 march 🥦 and 🔥 here 🧊we 🧸 go 🐸 members 🎀 of 💜 the agency 🔪 BAKUGOOOO 😼
              🥺Foreword😭 March💀 and😅 here 🕺we 📝go 🔪members🔥 of😭 the📎 agency 🤖BAKUGO🥺 SAI- ⚽️EUGH😩