Skip to content

Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Deaf blind and muted people be like ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖

    deaf blind and muted people be like ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖👉🖖🖐🤛🤛🤲✊👐👐🤝🤝👎👎👊🤚🤙👋🦵🖖🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🙏🙏🙏🙏🦾🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖👉🖖🖐🤛🤛🤲✊👐👐🤝🤝👎👎👊🤚🤙👋🦵🖖🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🙏🙏🙏🙏🦾🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

    Wash 😝your bum bum 😳wash your bum bum

      Wash 😝your bum bum 😳wash your bum bum 🍑every single day ☀️ wash your bum bum 😜wash your bum bum 🤯wash the dirt 🛁away now ⬇️ the bum bum’s squeaky clean 🧼 but there’s no ❌ towel to be seen⁉️but we can always shake it 💃🏼shake it 🕺🏼shake it💃🏾 shake it 🕺🏾 but we 🤝 can always shake it 💃🏽 till it’s dry 🐪

      Mom found the poop 💩 sock 🧦

        A poop sock is a sock you poop in because you’re to busy playing WoW
        mom found the poop sock
        📢🚨ATTENTION🚨📢 🎮🗣ALL GAMERS🗣 🎮 ‼️‼️RED ALERT‼️‼️ Mom 👩 has found👀 🔎 the 💩POOP SOCK 🧦 and she 💃🏼 is NOT ❌HAPPY 🙎‍♀️ ‼️‼️She is now🕑 threatening 🙅‍♀️ to🚫STOP🚫 buying 💰TENDIES🍗 and GAMER🎮 FUEL🥤 if it isn’t 🚮thrown away🚮 in the next 5️⃣ MINUTES 🕑

This 👆is absolute💯🐂BULLSHIT🐂 and 🚫NOT FAIR⚖️‼️ If anyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 tries to tell 🗣 me that I cant❌ have my💩poop sock 🧦 then I’m 🧒gonna walk 🚶‍♂️to the🔝 of an 🏢 office building 👨‍💻👩‍💻 and 💯YEET💯 myself 🏃🏼‍♀️ off 🚫of the rooftop 👇👀👇and 🔚 my 🔥fucking🔥 life👋😩 or become ✔️ a paraplegic ♿️🚫👣 trying 💪 because my poop 💩 sock 🧦 is the ♥️love 💏 of my 🧒 LIFE and I will🙏🏻 do ANYTHING ♾ TO PROTECT ⚔️🔫 IT 😤 ‼️‼️

        i 🖐️wanna see👀 some 😵 ass 🍰

          i 🖐️wanna see👀 some 😵 ass 🍰🍑 i 🖐️wanna😩 see👀✊ some ass🍑 baby 🚼 can you 🥺 do it 🥵 like that 😏 from the front 👈 to the back 👉 she 👱‍♀️ say i🖐️ don’t wanna move 🏃too fast 💨💨 till she hit 👊 that gas ⛽ ciroc and ➕ the puff puff 🌬️🌬️ pass

          🦧ʙᴏɪ🦧ɪғ🦧ʏᴏᴜ🦧ᴅᴏɴᴛ🦧ɢᴇᴛ🦧ʏᴏᴜʀ🦧sǫᴜɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ᴅɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ʜᴇᴀᴅ🦧

            Certified hood classic
            🦧ʙᴏɪ🦧ɪғ🦧ʏᴏᴜ🦧ᴅᴏɴᴛ🦧ɢᴇᴛ🦧ʏᴏᴜʀ🦧sǫᴜɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ᴅɪɢɢʟʏ🦧ʜᴇᴀᴅ🦧a$$🦧
            Boi🐶if🐶you🐶don't🐶get🐶yo🐶 squiggly 🐶diggly🐶head🐶 ah-
            🧸boy🧸if🧸you🧸dont🧸get🧸yo🧸squiggly🧸diggley🧸heada-
            This is a certified boy 🐿 what🐿the🐿hell🐿 boy🐿/ boy 🦬 if 🦬 you 🦬 don’t 🦬get 🦬yo 🦬squiggly 🦬diggly🦬head a**🦬 classic
            what 😼 in 😼 the 😼 hell 😼 you 😼 doin 😼
            🦬so🦬Tom🦬what🦬you🦬think🦬about🦬that🦬dumb🦬as$🦬video🦬bro?🦬 🐿Boi🐿what🐿da🐿hell🐿boi🐿

            🇫🇷 French is Sigma Male Σ♀😤

              🇫🇷👨🏻‍🏫🇫🇷 Maman a dit, 🚬🇫🇷 "assommez-vous !" 🥊 🇫🇷
🥖🇫🇷🥖 OUI OUI, HO HO 🇫🇷🗼🇫🇷
🥐🇫🇷🥐 OH 💩🤔 I’m sorry 🤮 That’s Sigma Σ♀ Male 😤 for mama 🤱 say 🗣️ knock you out 🤷 🥐🇫🇷
🇫🇷⚽🇫🇷🚬🇫🇷 HOHO HO HO 🇫🇷🚬🇫🇷🥖🇫🇷