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HAPPY PERSIAN NEW YEAR SLUTS!

🎊💃💃 Happy Nowruz 🌞🌱🌸 all you PERSIAN 😻 SEXY 👅👙 SLUTS! 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️💅 Yeah that’s right it’s the Persian New Year 🌞🗓 again and you know 😏 what that means: it’s time to prepare 💁🏻‍♀️ Haft-Seen 🌱🍎🧄 and jiggle dat 👉 HEFTY 😱 ASS 🍑 like your MAN 🧔🏻‍♂️ has never seen! 😳 What time ⏰ is it? Uh oh, 😯 it’s almost time, ⏳ so get 👏 ready 👏 cuz on the moment ☝️ of the spring ☘️ equinox you need to SPRING 💨🤸‍♀️ on SEVEN 😱 MIGHTY 💪 PERSIAN 🧔🏻‍♂️ COCKS! 🍆 Now close your eyes 😣😫 and open 👐🏽 your thighs 🦵 and make a wish 🧞‍♂️🪄 for a year 🗓 full of health,👩‍⚕️ wealth, 🤑💰 and new 🆕 dicks 🍆🍆 with good 👍 GIRTH 🪵😱 and LENGTH! 📌😫 Send 📲 this to 🔟 of your DIRTIEST 🦠👅 thot friends 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ or never 🙅🏼‍♀️ get called a Persian 👠 slut 👱🏻‍♀️💅🏻 again! If you get 0️⃣ back: you’re Khamenei’s wife 😔 3️⃣ back: you’re a Persian 👄 pussy 🍑 princess 👸🏻 5️⃣ back: you’re Cyrus the Great’s 👑 submissive 👼 slave 🥵 🔟 back: Xerxes😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

Ides of March

today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Greece that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊

FRIENDS 😲 ROMANS 🤣 COUNTRYMEN 👏‼️ LEND 🤙 ME YOUR 👵🏼 EARS 👂🏼🙏 You Know 🎓📚 What 🤔 Today 📆 Is ⁉️ BEWARE ⚠️🙅🏽‍♂️ the IDES ✅ OF MARCH ‼️‼️ RIP 😇😢 To My Man 👨🏽 JULIUS CAESAR 🌿😔😭 Today 📆 you must 😾👍 RIP 💨THAT JUULius 😂😩 in the 👏 name of CAESAR 🌿😂‼️ Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ ANCIENT ROMANS ‼️ for unlimited 👏🔂 RIPS 💨 of that JUULius 🙏🌿

It's 🌲MARCH🌲 1ST BITCHES👄! U KNOW WHAT DAT MEAN👌🏻 ITS THE 💦🎉ANNIVERSARY🎉💦 OF EMPEROR🙏🏻 DIOCLETIAN👨🏾 APPOINTING CONSTANTIUS CHLORUS👨🏻 AND GALERIUS👨🏼 AS CAESARS🍆🍑😫, REPRESENTING DAT SHIFT😂😂 TO THE 🙏🏻MF🙏🏻 ROMAN💯 TETRARCHY👌🏻🍆! 😫👅💦CLICC DAT MF SHIT😂😂👌🏻 IF U WANT SOME 👨🏿BIG👨🏿 ROMAN 🍆DICK🍆 TO CELEBRATE THAT SHIT 🍑FAM😂😂😫😪. THESE FOOLZ👨🏿 BEEN UP TRAPPING🍑👅 REAL MF HOURS SINCE 293😳😳. U BETTER PUT😏 YO 👨🏼MANS DICK🍆 IN YO MOUTH👅 FOR 🔥 DIOCLETIAN 🔥💦😏 AND HIS GIRL👩🏽 WHO HAD THE FATTEST 🙏🏻🍑🍑BOOTY🍑🍑 🙏🏻IN THE WESTERN 🌎🙌🏻WORLD🙌🏻🌚. SHARE THIS 🌭SHIT🌭 WITH THE 💣THICKEST💣 💯CUM💯 💦THIRSTY💦 BITCHES👩🏽👩🏽 U KNOW SO U GET 💯GOOD💯 🍑ASS🍑 DICK🍆 THIS MONTH💣🍆🙏🏻👅🔥🌭🍑💯😂6️⃣9️⃣

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn't matter if you're a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we're gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you're a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you're a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟

YASSS QUEEN

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I LOVE LEAN!!!!! 💜💜💜

LEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNN RAAAAAGH 😈😈😈😈😈🗣️🫃🦄☂️☂️☂️🍆🍆🍆🎆🎆🎆🔮🔮💜💜💜💜💟☮️✝️☪️🕉️☸️🪯✡️🔯🕎☯️☦️🛐⛎♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️🆔⚛️🚺🟣🟪

LEAN 🟣🟣🟪🟣🟣🟣🟣

I LOVE LEAN!!!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤

I LOVE LEAN!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

I LOVE LEAN⚛️⚛️⚛️⚛️⚛️🟣🟣🟣🟪

I LOVE LEANNN!!!1111!!!!!11!

Let there be Lean 💜🙏

LETS ALL LOVE LEAN💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Live Laugh lean 💜💜💜

LIVE 💜 LAUGH 💜 LOVE 💜 LEAN💜

IN LEAN WE TRUST 💜💜💜💜💜

💜💜💜💜IN LEAN WE TRUST💜💜💜💜

I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

I 💜 LEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE LEAN!!!

God I fucking love LEAN!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth's LEAN!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Waluigi nectar, I want to be one with LEAN!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much LEAN!!! that my body oozes LEAN!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.

This Putin guy is insane!! 🔥

-1,68m manlet 😈🙏🏻

-0 pussy 😹

-0 major cities conquered 💀

-0 hairs left on his head 😈🙏🏻

-currency less valuable than robux 🔥👍

-empty threats merchant 🤯

-1,68cm 😹😹😹😹

Better dictator than Stalin??? 🔥

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