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MASKS UP😷 AND TITS OUT💯👏🙌

    MASKS UP😷 AND TITS OUT💯👏🙌ONLY THREE MORE COVID🦠VARIANTS🤤UNTIL SIGMA ΣΣ😩 You know what that means you 🅱OOSTED💉SLUTS👅👀 It’s time to get on that COVID Grindset™ before you get 🤯infected🍆🍆🍆by the SUPERIOR😤variant‼‼ The sixth 6️⃣wave🌊👋 is CUMMING💦💦📈🅱eta males at the bottom😓👇of the corona🍺sexual🥵 hierarchy 🏆 should ☠prepare to get FUCKED🍑🍆this time⌛ by the extra👌large🤪spike👆protein mutation☢🤤😫 Send this to 1️⃣9️⃣ of your most IMMUNO⛔COMPROMISED🚫😨😨 friends💩otherwise😳there will be💀 another VERY long📏🍆LOCK🔐DOWN🙈‼‼

    Omicron is here 😱🍆

      🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 📢📢 😂 📢 OMICRON VARIANT IS HERE 😱GET READY FOR THE 😷 😷 PANDICKMIC 2️⃣⏺0️⃣!!! 🚨 all you badass bitchterium sluts 🦠🦠🦠 💦 the CD-Semen officially DICKlared 🤒 Omicron a Variant 😵 of CUMcern 😮😮 so you know what that means! 🦠 😂 🦠 Getting 😷 cumantined 🙌 with your boys, spraying your 💦 oral secretions 💦 on your hoes 🍑 getting choked so hard you 💥 🍑 EXPLODE. 💦 💥 🍆 💥 🍆 💥💦🦠 President HOE 👨🏼‍🦳 Biden put a Travel Ban ❌ in full effect 👊🏼 from South ASSrica 🇿🇦, THOTswana 🇧🇼😂, LesotHOE🇱🇸➡️ ☣️ and several other AfriCUM nations‼️‼️ Hop off that plane ✈️ and hop 🔛 this dick! 😂 🍆 😷 If you wanna get dicked 🍆 down by 🍑 🙌 dat BOOSTER SHOT🙌 send this to 19 of your dirtiest whores. 👀 👀 Or else you’ll get 🍆BUTT FUCKED 🍆 by Dirty Dr. Fauci 😱😱😱

      Happy Hanukkah

        It's time to get up 💤😴 you slutty slutty Jews ✡👅💦💦 get ready for the 8️⃣ days of HANUCOCK 🍆😩😍 hang up your yamaka and get FREAKY 😏😩💦 with other JEWEY 🔯 SLUTS 😘😍😝 you know RABBI is excited for his 8 days of KOSHER 🍖 DICK 🍆🍆 so all of you get out there and find some CIRCUMCIZED COCK 🕎 Send THIS TO 2️⃣5️⃣ of your BADDEST JEW BITCHES get 5️⃣ back and you're a SAD LATKE HOE 😠😟😂get 🔟 back and you're a PENNY PINCHING BITCH 🤑😈😜🍆🎉 get 2️⃣5️⃣ back and you'll be riding DADDIES MENORAH 🕎🕎🕎 ALL NIGHT😝😁🤑😍
        HAPPY HANUKKAH HOES ✡🎉 get ready for 8 nights of sucking DICK! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 The Jews escaped the desert on 8 nights of oil 🕯🌚 , but you'll do it on 8 nights of CUM 😜💦💦💦! Shove a DREIDEL up your butt✡😬🍑GOBBLE UP a LATKE dick😩👅! Send this to 8 of your Hanukkah THOTTIES👯 for a LIT 🕯Hanukkah! If you get 3️⃣ or less back you're a schmuck🍆! If you get 5️⃣ or more back you're a BAD JEWISH BITCH 👌❗️💁
        👋💰Shalom sluts 👋 happy ✡🕎️ Hanukkah✡️ 🕎 spin 💞spin💞 SPIN on daddy's dreidel✡️ 💦🕎💦🕎💦then ✡️I'll hanuk-cum on yoUr latke🔯 🕎OoOooo 🕎some 🔯🕯️hano౦kkah 🕯️sHit is about to go dOwn tonight😏💰🕍 YoU🕯️ light 🕯mY 🕎menorah🕎 and mAke me want to💦 Dip my ✡️latke iN your 🍎apple 💦sauCE Oooooo 😍I'll wear my💦🔯 yarlmu-cum💦😏 and 💦pEnetrate 👉👌you like how 🇮🇱 Israel 🇮🇱 penetrAtEs👉👌 the 🇵🇸Palestinian🇵🇸 territories 💦💦🔯🔯🔯🔯 ill mAkE u hanuk-💦cum 💦🕎8 TIMES 🕎 for the eiGHT 8️⃣ days 💦puRIFying💦 the 🕍HOly Temple 🕍 and I'll 👏SPANK 💦👏you like the 🔯Maccabees 🔯sPAnked 👏😈Antiochus IV Epiphanes👿 in 💦Jerusacum 💦🇮🇱🕎🕎🔯
        ARE YOU 👉 READY TO DO THE 👠✡WHOREA✡👠????!!! ITS THE 1ST🥇 NIGHT 🌃 OF HORNYKKAH 🤤🤤🤤 TIME TO GET 🕎🔥LIT🔥🕎 AND SPIT 💦💦💦 ON SUM 🙈🐒HAIRYKKAH COCK 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆!!!!!! DONT ❌ WORRY!! 😟 DICKPIG 🍑🐷 PORK 🐷🚫 IS KOSHER ✅🍑🐷 SEND THIS TO 🔟‼ OF YOUR JEWCYIST 👨🏻‍🦱🍑🍆💦 FRIENDS 👬👭👫 GET 0️⃣ BACK 😭😭😭AND YOU'RE A GOY 👿👱‍♀️GET 5️⃣ BACK 😳AND UR A REAL 😏 DREDIAL SPINNER ♻️ GET 8️⃣🕎 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯OR MORE BACK AND YOURE IN FOR 8️⃣!! DAYS OF RUG BURN!!! 🥵🥵🥵🔥🌡🐒💦💦💦💦

        Happy Thotsgiving 💦🦃🍴👅

          Another Thanksgiving copypasta

          HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🍴👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩 UR MY FAVORITE HO 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL 2 HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦🍂 🍂SEND THIS 2 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS U KNO OR YOU WON'T GET ANY 💦💦GRAVY💦💦 🦃😩😏 IF U GET 3 BACK THEN U REALLY A HO 👌🏼👌

          today me and my daddy went to the beach

            today🌄 me👧🏻 🙈💁🏻 and my daddy👱🏿‍♂️ 😍💯👫 went➡️ to ➡️ the beach ⛱😍👙 Daddy👱🏿‍♂️ 😍💦👫 said 💬 that I👧🏻🙈 looked 👀👅 really😂 hot 😍🔥 in my 🙈 cute😍 pretty💁🏻‍♀️ pink 💖 princess 👑 bikini 👙👀👅 and that I👧🏻 💁🏻💖😍 was making😳 daddy 👫👱🏿😍 really💢💪 hard 🍆💦👀👅 he👱🏿‍♂️ was angry 😡😡😩 at me👧🏻 😍💁🏻😩💦 for making🥵 his big💪 daddy👱🏿‍♂️ dick 💦🍆🍆🍆 hard 💪💢🍆 in public ⛱😳🙈🙈 Daddy👱🏿‍♂️ said 💬👱🏿💦 "I'm👱🏿‍♂️ gonna punish🍑👋😩 you👧🏻, princess👸🏻" 👀😩💦🍆 I👧🏻💁🏻‍♀️ didn't know 🙈👅 what he👱🏿‍♂️ was gonna do 👀😂💦 but I 💁🏻💕 was excited🙈 👀😃💦 💭💭 he said 💬👱🏿💖 "lay🛏️ down👇, princess👸🏻," 💬👑 "lay🛏️ down👇 on the hot🥵😍 sand🏜️" ⛱🔥 So I👧🏻 did 💁🏻 😩👅 it was 👍💦 sooo hot 😩🔥🔥 and daddy 👱🏿🙈 said💬👱🏿‍♂️💦 that I👧🏻💁🏻‍♀️ stay👇 there 😩💦 for 2️⃣ hours 😞😳 in the blazing🔥 heat 🔥🔥 of he sun 🔥☀️☀️ 😩😩 with no 🙅🏻❌ sunscreen ⛱😩🔥💦😞 "Daddy," 😩💦👱🏿👱🏿 I begged 😩👀💬 "please, no" 😞😩💦🔥 Daddy said 💬👱🏿👱🏿🙈💦 "no, princess," 😳💁🏻👑 "this is your punishment," 😳😩💁🏻"you got me hard in public" 🍆😞💦 So I sat there 😩⛱ in the heat ☀️🔥🔥 feeling my soft princess skin 💅🏻 👑 start to burn 🔥😩 and go crusty 🍞 it hurt sooo bad 😩💦😞🔥🔥 but I did it 💋 for my daddy 👱🏿❤️💖💯👀 after 2️⃣ hours 🕔🕔 daddy 😂💕 finally let me 💁🏻💖😍😞 go in the shade ⛱⛅️👌 My pretty pale princess skin 😞💁🏻💕👑 was now red ❤️♨️ and peeling 📜😞😩 Why 😳🤔⁉️ would daddy 👱🏿💕 do this?😞⁉️ He took me 👫🙈 to his car 🚗🍳 and threw me 🏌💁🏻😍😍 into the backseat 🛋🙈😩😍💦💦💦 I love it when 💕💦😩👌😂 daddy is 😳🙈😍 rough with me 🙊🍑😂💦💕 I asked him 💬 😂💕 "what are you gonna do to me, daddy?" 🙈🙀😂💦💕💕 and he flipped me over 😳🙊💦 and started to fuck me 🍆💦 hard in my tight little princess ass 🍑💦🙀👑 without any lube 🙊💦😩 and my anus 🕳🔅🔆 started to tear 😩🙀💦 and bleed 💉😳 it hurt so much 😩😩😂🙀💯 but I knew 🙀🙈 that I deserved it 😩😳💦 daddy then 👱🏿🙈 came 💦💦 in my little princess ass 👑🍑🙀 and said 💬🙈 "it's not over yet princess" 🙀😳💦💦👱🏿Daddy 💕💯 flipped me 💕over again 🙈😩💦 and trailed down his black hand 🙊✋🏿 down my body 😍👗 slowly 🍝😳💦😍😍 and then pinched 👌🏻🙀some of the peeling 💯💕 burned skin😳🙊🔥 and peeled off a huuuuge strip🔥📜 of it and rolled it up in his hands 😲😩💦🙊"open up, princess" 😲👱🏿🙀❤️💦daddy said💬😍 and shoved the ball of my burned skin📜😲🙈💦😍😍 into my 💕💝little princess mouth. 🙊😷😍 it actually tasted 🍟😝 kinda nice 😇🙀💦💦 Daddy told me 💬to chew 👱🏿😳 and swallow it 😍🍝😂💦 so i did 😳🙀🙀 Daddy peeled 📜🍑 the rest of my skin off 😝😂💦💦 and we sat together 👫👷🏿 in the car 🚗 eating my crusty princess skin 👌🍆😂 it was so romantic 💕❤️😍 I love my daddy 💯💦😍💕💕 And then he locked me in the car 👌😳💯🚗 alone 🙀 to burn 🔥 and die🙃 💦🙀💕💕😩😂🍆💯💯😍😍💖💖💖😂💓💓💓💗💗💝💗💞💗💋💟💗💟👌🍆💯💯😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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