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      UNROLL THE TADPOLE  UNCLOG THE FROG  UNLOAD THE TOAD  UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT  UNSTICK THE LICK  UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN  UNMUTE THE NEWT  UNBENCH THE KENCH  PERMIT THE KERMIT  DEFOG THE POLLIWOG
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      🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉

        Every Christmas copypasta

        🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS CUMMING ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦

        MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆

          Entire Christmas copypasta

          MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🤏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🤶⛄❄🎁FAGOT*🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💦💦💦
          
          SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA'S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES 🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" 🌨🌨🌨❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💦💦💦💦 AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I'LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🦶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💦 EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES 🍬✨🍬✨🍬✨😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

          Fidget spinner

            Im 👼 daddy's ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dick🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy!
            if my girl👧😍and fidget spinner߷ both dying😱and I can only save one 😤😬catch me at her funeral 😔👻🌹spinning ߷ through ߷ the ߷ pain ߷ 💯 😎
            It sickens 😤😷 me that people associate ߷fidget spinners߷ with autism. 😢🙏 I'll have you know 🎓🔬 that mastering 🏆1⃣ the ߷fidget spinner߷ is no easy feat. 🚀🌕 You have no idea 💡🤔 how much time🕐📆, effort🎻🚴, and money💵💰 I put into this passion 💘🌹 of mine. I had to sell 💸😭 to three of my hghest ⬆💎💯 quality vape pens 🚬🚬🚬 and work ⏰👷 additional hours at Best Buy 👔💳💵 in order to be able 🏃💪 to afford the limited 👄🎀💲 addition Triple 🐉🐉🐉 Dragon Deluxe™ ߷fidget spinner߷. You have no 🙅❌⛔ idea how long I trained 🚴🏊🏈to master the ߷fidget spinner߷. Tell me, do you train 🚄🚂 for 8 hours a day, every 🙌📆 day to perfect 🚩💎💯 something you are "passionate" 💖💋🏇 about? Didn't think so. 👊😠❌ And I'm not even done 🏁🚗🏁 perfecting my form 🔴🔶⬛ yet. You see, the ߷fidget spinner߷ is much more than a toy📱🎁🎠: it is the most unique 🌠❄👀 and inspirational ⛪🙏🏆 form of art 🎷🎬💃 of the 21st century 📱💾🚇 only respected by the most 🎓📚📝 intelligent people. I highly doubt that even the greatest 🏂🚴🏆 "athletes" put as much time 🕐📆 into perfecting their sport ⚽🏀🏈 as we do into mastering the ߷fidget spinner߷. Tell me, what "sport" ⚽🏀🏈 requires as much concentration, 🔬🔍👓 effort, 💪🏇🔨 flexibility, 💃🐍🍝 and intellect 📙📚✏ than the art 🎷🎬💃 of performing the perfect 💞🌀spin♻🔁? I'll answer 💡🔦☀ that for you: none of them. 😡🙅❌ I swear, if I ever 👂hear👂 someone associate ߷fidget spinners߷ with "autism" 😢🙏 again, I will be more than willing 👊👊👊 to put then in the ground. 🔫🔪⬇ I wouldn't fucking care ✊😤 if I was put in jail. 👮🚓🔐 I am willing to sacrifice ⛪🙏 my own well-being 💅👅💄 to defend 🗽💂🚯 not just my passion ߷߷߷, but my ߷߷life߷߷.
            Today 👨🏾📅daddy ❤️😘💯 had me over at his house 🏡🌊 for a pool 🏊 ⛱💦 party 🎉😁 with some🙈🕶⛱ of his friends 👫😒 👬 i knocked 🛎on his front ➡️ door🚪🏠and he 👨🏾😄 opened🔄➰ it and he took↗️☑️ me out🔚 to the pool🔱😇 to where his 👨🏾👨🏼😃friends were 💞💓and it was so hot♨️😣🛑💯 outside so i jumped🏊‍♂️😱💦 in the pool and when 🕒🕣i got out ⬆️⛔️there was water 💧💦 dripping 💧😨💦 down my cute 💓🧡🍒tiny princess 👑 👸 bikini 👙💝and daddy 👨🏼💀got angry 😡😱🚫at me 😼😿🤠because i was making him👍✊hard👉👌🍆 in front of his friends 👀👅so he took me😏😍 back to his room 😱👀🛏 and told me😖to take off 🔞🎀my tiny pink🎀🛍 bikini 👙so i did👅🍆 and i didn’t know 🚺❓🧠 what he 🚷was gonna ⁉️⚠️do and then daddy 😏😱reached over 👉🌚and opened⛓💉 his desk drawer 🚺✅☀️and pulled ➿↗️🔗out a fidget🖍🔓 spinner 🌀🌀and he spun😏😱💉 it so fast 🌀🌀vsssssshhh 🌀💦😱wow⚠️ it spun🍆💦🌀 so quick ➿then he told 🔊💬🙈🙊me🐤 to lay down 💏🛌📢on 🛃the bed 🛏 and open 🆙❤️my legs👀 for daddy 👨🏼 so i did 🆗🚺and daddy spun🌀💦👨🏼👀 the fidget 🍆➿spinner🌀➿ as fast 💨 🔥 as he could 🙊and put it up🆙⬆️ my tight⚫️❗️ little princess 👸 👑 ass oh it felt 💎💸so good the 🌀🌀vssshhhhh🌀🌀 spinning of the fidget💎🛠spinner felt👸 so good🎖🎢🎡 then daddy 👨🏼👨🏿got another2️⃣ fidget 🌀spinner 🌀and spun➿➿ them both 2️⃣up ⬆️my tiny ass🙊 "oh yes"💬 i said 💬to daddy 👨🏼and he spun🌀💯 them and i could feel❗️👀💨 my tiny ass 💨🍆tearing💉💨😱 in half😰😰 and it was so cute😍😍 i love❤️💞💓💯 daddy 👨🏼👨🏻so much❤️❤️💯😘😍

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