Fuckability check
fuckability check:
fuckable: ❌✅
looks good: ❌✅
impregnatable: ❌✅
submissive: ❌✅
should you fuck it? ❌✅
would it want to be fucked? ❌✅
is it legal/ moral? ❌✅
will it feel good? ❌✅
summary:Emojipasta
A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.
Daddy’s 🧔 cummies, 💦 nice 😊 and yummy 😋
Daddy’s 🧔 cummies, 💦 nice 😊 and yummy 😋
Thick 😫👌and gooey, feel like honey 🍯
That sweet 🍭 milk, 🥛 oh-so-tasty 🤤
Daddy, 🧔 Daddy, 🧔 please be hasty!💨
My tongue 👅 swirls 😛 round 🔁 and round 🔁
While Daddy 🧔 gives my ass 🍑 a great big pound 🤜💥
Over 😑 in the corner, wrapped 🎁 in chains ⛓
Mommy 👩 huddled over, screaming 😱 in pain 😪
“Shut up, bitch! 👩 Stay on the floor!”
Mommy 👩 sobbing 😭 louder, I 👧 call 🗣 her a whore
She reaches behind her 👩 for her gun 💀
While Daddy gropes 👋 and tickles 🤗 my sweet 🍬 buns 🍑
Puts the barrel 😛 between 👉👈 her teeth 👄
And Daddy’s 🧔 semen 💦 begins to seep ☔️
Gunpowder, blood, 💉 brains 🧠 and gore 😎
Mommy’s 👩 lifeless 👻 corpse slumps ⬇️ to the floor 😂
Cummies, 💦 cummies 💦 filling my throat
My pussy 🐱 is completely 😍 soaked 💦
But Daddy’s cock 🍆 just gets bigger 😳😲
Over near 😯 the drawers, he grabs the scissors ✂️
Cuts 🔪 a hole 🕳 in Mommy’s 👩 stomach
In her hand, 🤲 a gin and tonic 🍺
He 🧔 begins to unravel her strings of intestines 😝
“Look 👀 closely, you’ll learn 👨🏫 a lesson”
Ties a noose, 😔 rigs it tight 😫
“Sweetie, 👧 sweetie, 👧 no need to fight” 👊💥
Puts her 👩 guts 🤤 around 🔄 my neck
“Looks like everything’s good 👍 and set” 👌
Lets me fall down ⬇️ about 🤔💭 a yard
Face 👧 turning blue, choking 🤭 hard 💪
All the while, 🕑 Daddy’s 🧔 stroking his cock 🍆
And for a moment, 😳 our eyes 👁 lock 🔒
Tears 😭 of joy 😊 stream down my face 👧
I’m going to 😵 a better ✨ place~Bicycle day 🚲💫
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