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NO FLOW πŸƒπŸ˜Ž POR ONDE A GENTE PASSA 🚢

    NO FLOW πŸƒπŸ˜Ž POR ONDE A GENTE PASSA πŸšΆπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™€οΈΓ‰ SHOW πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽ‡πŸ₯³ FECHOU πŸ”‘πŸ”‘πŸ”E OLHA πŸ‘€πŸ‘οΈ ONDE A GENTE CHEGOU πŸ’šπŸ‡§πŸ‡· EU SOU πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ PAÍS DO FUTEBOL βš½πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸŸοΈπŸŸοΈ NEGΓ” πŸ‘¦πŸΏπŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡· ATΓ‰ GRINGO SAMBOU πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ TOCOU NEYMAR πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ Γ‰ GOL πŸ₯…πŸ₯…βš½βš½βš½βš½βš½πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

    Open Song Lyrics

    No flow
    Desse jeito, haha, salve Brasil, pode crΓͺ
    MC Guime, tΓ’mo junto, Emicida
    Eu sou. Vai segurando muleque, eae Neymar
    AtΓ© grigo sambΓ΄... Γ‰ nΓ³s, e Γ³ como que eu vou
    
    No flow
    Por onde a gente passa Γ© show, fechou
    E olha onde a gente chegou
    Eu sou, paΓ­s do futebol, negΓ΄
    AtΓ© gringo sambou
    Tocou Neymar Γ© gol, eae
    
    Γ“ minha pΓ‘tria amada, idolatrada
    Um salve Γ  nossa naΓ§Γ£o
    E atravΓ©s dessa canΓ§Γ£o
    Hoje posso fazer minha declaraΓ§Γ£o
    
    Entre house de boy, beco e vielas
    Jogando bola dentro da favela
    Pro menor nΓ£o tem coisa melhor
    E a menina que sonha em ser uma atriz de novela
    
    A rua Γ© nossa e eu sempre fui dela
    Desde descalΓ§o, gastando canela
    Hoje no asfalto de toda SΓ£o Paulo
    De nave do ano, tΓ΄ na passarela
    
    Na chuva, no frio, no calor
    No samba, no rap e tambor
    Ergo as mΓ£os pro cΓ©u igual ao meu redentor
    AgradeΓ§o ao nosso Senhor
    
    No flow
    Por onde a gente passa Γ© show, fechou
    E olha onde a gente chegou
    Eu sou, paΓ­s do futebol, negΓ΄
    AtΓ© gringo sambou
    Tocou Neymar Γ© gol
    
    No flow
    Por onde a gente passa Γ© show, fechou
    E olha onde a gente chegou
    Eu sou, paΓ­s do futebol, negΓ΄
    AtΓ© gringo sambou
    Tocou Neymar Γ© gol
    
    Poeira no boot, Γ© cinza, Kichute
    CampΓ£o, barro na canela
    Maloqueiro, fut, talento
    Γ‰ arte de chΓ£o, ouro de favela
    Imaginei, pique Boy do Charmes
    
    Voltei, estilo Charles Dow
    Pra fazer a quebrada cantar
    Memo, Γ© tipo MC Lon
    Eu vim pelas taΓ§a, pois, raΓ§a
    Foi quase em dois palito
    Ontem foi choro, hoje tesouro
    E o coro grita: tΓ‘ bonito
    
    Eu sou Zona Norte, fundΓ£o
    Swing de vagabundo
    Dos que venceu a desnutriΓ§Γ£o
    E hoje vai dominar o mundo
    
    No flow
    Por onde a gente passa Γ© show, fechou
    E olha onde a gente chegou
    Eu sou, paΓ­s do futebol, negΓ΄
    AtΓ© gringo sambou
    Tocou Neymar Γ© gol
    
    No flow
    Por onde a gente passa Γ© show, fechou
    E olha onde a gente chegou
    Eu sou, paΓ­s do futebol, negΓ΄
    AtΓ© gringo sambou
    Tocou Neymar Γ© gol, isso memo

    Happy😜THICCSGIVINGπŸ‘

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      If Andrew Tate thinks, I agree.

        If Andrew Tate thinks, I agree.πŸ€”βœ…
        
        If Andrew Tate speaks, I listen.πŸ—£οΈπŸ‘‚
        
        If Andrew Tate orders, I obey.🫑
        
        If Andrew Tate has a million fans, I am one of them.πŸ™‹πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈπŸ™‹
        
        If Andrew Tate has one fan, I am that fan πŸ™‹
        
        If Andrew Tate has 0 fans , I’m dead😡❌

        Hoevember

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          21 can you do sum fa meee

            Drake's new banger
            21, can you do sum fa meee πŸ˜©πŸ™ˆ
            do yo thang 21😩 do ya thang 🫣
            21, can u do sum for me? πŸ™ˆπŸ’•πŸ†πŸ«¦πŸ’‹βœ¨
            21 can u do smth fa meπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ‘ŒπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΎ
            21 can you do something for me
            do yo thang 21 do yo thang
            🎡 Do yo thang 21 do yo thang 🎡

            Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked

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