Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Daylight Savings Fall Back

Hey 👋 ❗️you Freaky 🍂 Fall 🍁 FUCKS ‼️it’s time ⏲️ to turn 🔄 that COCK 🐔 an hour back 🍑 and get some 🌾 autumn ASS 🍁🍑🍂🍑🍃. Before we spread 😷 our turkey 🦃 legs 🦵 🦵 and lick 👅 up all that gravy 🍦we need to sleep 😴 in and sleep 🛌 around 🌍 . This means 😋 LONGER 🍆 mornings and shorter 😒 😡😠 evenings. more time 🕰️ to ride 🚗 that morning 🌄WOOD 🌲 . So send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your most fuckable 😜😛 fall 🪵🍂 fiends 🦐🪱🐝🐔‼️ if you want your pumpkin 🎃 smashed 👌🏽👈🏽. Get 🔟 back and you’ll get your pumpkin 🎃 creampied 🍰. Get 5️⃣ back 😂😍😝 and you have some more 💯 leaves 🍃 to rake 🧹. get none 0️⃣ back and gobble 🦃 gobble 🇹🇷 your turkey 🍗 meat is all dried up! 🛎️🥸🧐😩

SAO Day

HEY 👋🤣😆😶‍🌫️ KIRITHOTS ⚔️🗼💞👻 IT'S 6️⃣ NOVEMBER 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ AND THAT MEANS IT'S ⌛⏰⌛TIME TO GET YOUR 🎮🕹️😵 NERVE GEAR ON 😖🤤😫🤯!!!!!! Send this (⁠´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠`⁠)⁠→ message to 5️⃣ naughty 😈👻💦🔥🙊 beta 🤖 testers you want to form 🍆💦🍑a family 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦🏠👨‍👩‍👦💍 with when we 😍 get trapped 😬😨 in ⚔️SAO⚔️!!!!! IF you get 3️⃣ back 🔙🔙 that means YOU'RE A 🥳🥳 PRO 🎮🕹️🎮 GAMER AND WILL GET TO SUCK 😋😜🫢😏 ON ASUNAS 🍒🍒TITTIES 🍒🍒. Share ➡️➡️➡️or you'll end up being stuck on the 🥇 floor 😱🫣😡!!

BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣

BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣 i jjust PEED 🤣🤣🤣 OH THAT WAS SO 😂🤣 😂😂😂😂 FUN- 🤣🤣🤣-NNY 🤣 AAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣 NOW I FELL FROM THE BED HAHAHAHA🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I COULDNT 😂😂🤣🤣 HOLD MY LAUGHTER 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 NOOO THE NEIGHBOU- 🤣😂🤣 -RS ARE AT MY 🤣😂🤣 DOOR HAHAHA 🤣😂🤣 THEY PROBABLY HEARD ME 😂😂😂😂 LAUGHTING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 THEY JUST TOOK THE DOOR DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 THEY ARE 😂🤣😂😂😂😂 BRINGING THE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 POLICE 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I GOT TO THE POLICE 🤣 STATION FOR 🤣😂 INTEROGATION BUT I COULDNT 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 TALK BECAUSE OF 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF LAUGHTEEER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣😂🤣😂 THEY DECIDED TO 🤣😂🤣😂 PUT ME ON A TRIAL HAHAHAH 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF COUR- 🤣😂🤣😂 -SE I COULD NOT TALK 😂🤣😂 TO THE JUDGE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND THEY GAVE ME DEATH 😂🤣😂🤣 PENALTY 💀 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 NOW I WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND GUESS WHAT, 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM LAUGHTING at 😂 YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA 🤣 THEY ASKED ME WHAT WAS MY LAST ( 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ) WISH AND I SAID 🤣😂🤣😂 I WANT TO 😂🤣😂 SEE YOUR JOKE FOR 🤣😂🤣 THE LAST TIME 😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHHA BRO THAT WAS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 I'M PEEING MY PANTS HAHAHAHAH 😂🤣😂 NOW IM DEAD HAHAHA 😂🤣😂 AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BUT BE SURE YOUR JOKE 😂😂🤣😂 IS SOOOO FUNNYYYT HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hahaha women ☕️

🇬🇧 hahaha women ☕ 🇹🇷 hahaha kadınlar ☕ 🇲🇰 хахаха жени ☕ 🇨🇳 哈哈哈女人 ☕ 🇦🇿 hahaha qadınlar ☕ 🇩🇪 hahaha frauen ☕ 🇧🇬 хахаха жени ☕ 🇷🇺 ахаха женщины ☕ 🇦🇱 hahaha gra ☕ 🇨🇿 hahaha ženy ☕ 🇮🇩 hahaha wanita ☕ 🇬🇪 ჰაჰაჰა ქალები ☕ 🇫🇷 hahaha les femmes ☕ 🇭🇷 hahaha žene ☕ 🇮🇳 हाहाहा महिला ☕ 🇪🇸 jajaja mujeres ☕ 🇮🇹 ahahah donne ☕ 🇯🇵 女草草草 ☕ 🇰🇿 хахаха әйелдер ☕ 🇰🇬 хахаха аялдар ☕ 🇰🇷 하하하 여자들 ☕ 🇹🇯 хахаха занхо ☕ 🇹🇲 hahaha aýallar ☕ 🇺🇦 ха-ха-ха жінки ☕ 🇬🇷 χαχαχα γυναίκες ☕ 🇱🇹 Cha Cha Cha, Moterys ☕️
🇸🇪 hahaha kvinnor ☕ 🇳🇱 Hahaha vrouwen ☕ 🇫🇮 Hahaha naiset ☕ 🇵🇱 hahaha kobiety ☕ 🇭🇺 Hahaha nők ☕️ 🇵🇭 hahaha mga babae ☕ 🇻🇳 hahaha đàn bà ☕ 🇷🇴 hahaha femei ☕ 🇱🇻 Hahaha sieviete ☕️ 🇱🇺 hahaha Fraleit ☕️ 🇧🇩 হাহাহা নারী ☕ 🇧🇷 kkkkkkk mulher ☕ 🇨🇭 hahahaha wiiber ☕ 🇩🇰 hahaha kvinder ☕ 🇪🇪 hahahaha naised☕️ 🇿🇦 Hahaha vrouens ☕️ 🇲🇾 Hahaha betina ☕ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 hahaha merched ☕️ 🇲🇳 хэхэхэ эмэгчин ☕ 👽 ⍑ᔑ⍑ᔑ⍑ᔑ ∴𝙹ᒲᒷリ ☕️ 🇮🇪 Hahaha mná ☕️ 🇳🇴 hahaha kvinner ☕ 🇧🇦 hahaha zene ☕ 🇷🇸 хахаха жене ☕ 🇵🇹 hahaha mulheres ☕️

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