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BRASIL NÚMERO UM PENTA-CAMPEÃO MUNDIAL☝️☝️🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷😎😎OUVIRAM👂DO IPIRANGA🏞️AS MARGENS PLÁCIDAS🌟DE UM POVO👥HERÓICO🎖️O BRADO RETUMBANTE, E O SOL ☀️DA LIBERDADE☝️EM RAIOS FÚLGIDOS⚡BRILHOU NO CÉU🌌DA PÁTRIA NESSE INSTANTE🕑
🚨ALERT🚨 🔊 🚨ALERT🚨
🏳️🌈PRIDE MONTH🏳️🌈💰 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.📆✅ IT IS NOW 👎 ILLEGAL🚫⛔ TO BE STRAIGHT.👫🤮 YOU ARE NO LONGER 🤯😠 ALLOWED TO:
❌🙅♀️WEAR SHORTS 🩳 BELOW THE KNEE 🦵
❌🙅♀️PLAY 😈 DEVILS ADVOCATE 🙋 IN YOUR POLISCI 📐 CLASS 📝
❌🙅♀️WATCH,👀 DISCUSS,💬 OR REFERENCE "MAD MEN" 🧑💼🧑💼
🕵️👀PLEASE REPORT 🧐 ANY SUSPECTED STRAIGHT 🤵❌👰 ACTIVITY TO THE KGBT🕵️🌈 SO AUTHORITITTIES🍈🍈 MAY ENFORCE 💦CUMPLIANCE💦 WITH ALL 💅YASS QUEEN 💃 REGULATIONS.📄📃
SEND📤THIS TO 🔟 FELLOW TITIZENS👯 TO INFORM THEM OF THEIR WIG💇♀️ SNATCHING💫🦱 QUOTA. GET 0️⃣ BACK 🥲😵💫AND SCOTUS👨🏻⚖️👨🏻⚖️ WILL SAY 💁♀️ "BYE FELICIA!" 💃 TO YOUR CUNTSTITUTIONAL📄 RIGHT TO 👬💍👭 MARRIAGE. SICKENING,🤢 NO? GET 5️⃣ BACK 😚😉 AND YOU'LL BE A 🌮WHOREDITA CRUNCH🌯 AT DRAG 👩🏼🎤👩🏻🎤👩🏿🎤QUEEN BRUNCH,🍴 BROUGHT TO YOU BY 💸💲 TACO BELL: LIVE MÁS! 🔔GET 🔟 BACK 😳🤩 AND WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ELLEN'S 👦🏼NEWLY VACATED 🏃💨 TIMESLOT.📺 SLAY, MAMA! 💃🕺
THIS MESSAGE💌 BROUGHT TO YOU 💶💴💷 BY OUR PRIDE 🏳️🌈💰 SPONSORS: 🍆COCKHEAD🍄 MARTIN✈️, 👨❤️👨GAYTHEON👩❤️💋👩, AND BOOBS 🍈🍈 ALLEN HAMILTON 😜😘🔥🔥
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Why? 🥺 I just wanna Amber and Elon to adopt me..😫 They would be my mommy and daddy 🤗 Ever night we would snuggle 🥰 And they tell me a bed time story 🤫 And then we kiss 💋 And then I piss in the bed 😰 And they will be angry 😤 But in the end they forgive me 😲 Because we are family 👨👩👧
IT IS PH🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGN🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ON🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡