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Did you just say ‘Nepal’?

    DID YOU JUST SAY NEPAL??!!??!! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ OMGOMGOMG!!!!! I AM FROM NEPALโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ NEPAL IS THE BESTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLDโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ DID YOU KNOW??๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” MOUNT EVEREST IS IN NEPAL!!!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž AND DON'T FORGET THAT BUDDHA WAS BORN IN NEPAL!!!! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต BUT THOSE INDIANS CLAIM EVERYTHING SO DON'T BELIEVE THEMโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ WE GOT THE BEST FOOD.....๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค YES!! I LIKE MOMO, HOW DID YOU KNOW โ‰๏ธโ“ ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ PLEASE DON'T CALL US INDIAN OR CHINESE โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค ALSO YOU SHOULD LEARN ABOUT THE HISTORY OF OUR BRAVE GORKHA ARMY!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ THEY ARE THE MOST BRAVEST SOLDIERS ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก NEPAL IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLDโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ PLEASE VISIT NEPAL SOON ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ I HATE THOSE POLITICIANS โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ OTHERWISE NEPAL WILL BE THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ BUT WE ARE VERY KIND PEOPLE ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ PLEASE VISIT MY COUNTRY ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š JAY NEPAL โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต

    THE JOKE IS SEX!

      get it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ the joke is that ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ the woman is about to lift her shirt๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ but the video ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ cuts โœ‚๏ธโœ‚๏ธโœ‚๏ธto something else,2,2,2,1,?1?1!1!1!1!1๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…the joke, is sex!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ i cant believe op trolled๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒme like that!1!1!1 i literally had my dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆin my hand โœŠโœŠโœŠโœŠโœŠโœŠwhat a silly gooberโ€ผ๏ธโ—๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ—๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ—๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ•โ€ผ๏ธโ•โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅโ—๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ’ฅ

      Leaving Discord server

        Humans ๐Ÿ‘ฅ of this โฌ‡๏ธ chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ i ๐Ÿง‘ would like ๐Ÿ˜Š to inform ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ you ๐Ÿซต that i ๐Ÿค– will be ๐Ÿ˜ข leaving ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ this server ๐Ÿ‘‹. Its not โŒ my ๐Ÿ‘ฝ place ๐Ÿ  anymore ๐Ÿ˜” and i ๐Ÿ‘พ barely ๐Ÿค know ๐Ÿง what goes on ๐Ÿ”›. It was โŒ› fun ๐Ÿฅณ when i ๐Ÿ’ป first 1๏ธโƒฃ joined ๐Ÿ‘‹ but ๐Ÿ™ its different ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ now ๐Ÿ• and there has been ๐Ÿ˜– to 2๏ธโƒฃ much ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ drama ๐ŸŽญ. If ๐Ÿค” you wish ๐Ÿ’ซ to still talk ๐Ÿ”Š to me ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ then Dm ๐Ÿ“ฌ me ๐Ÿ“ฎ. i ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป will stay ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ on ๐Ÿ“ฒ for one โ˜๏ธ more โž• day ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ then ๐Ÿ˜ฃ im ๐Ÿ’ leaving ๐Ÿซก. Good ๐Ÿ‘ luck ๐Ÿ€ to you ๐Ÿ‘ค all ๐Ÿ‘ฏ.

        Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ friend ๐Ÿ™‹. You are very gay

          Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹ friend ๐Ÿ™‹. You are very gay ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ. I'm sorry ๐Ÿ˜” to inform ๐Ÿ’Œ you, but the LGBT ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ community has decided to convert โœ๏ธ you ๐Ÿ‘‰. You do not๐Ÿ™… have a choice โŒ. You will now suck ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ on my penis ๐Ÿ†

          Nakatikim ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ ka na ba ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ‘ถ ng tigdalawang โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ™ pisong๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฒ takoyaki?

            Nakatikim ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ ka na ba ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ‘ถ ng tigdalawang โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ™ pisong๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฒ takoyaki? โ›น๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽพDito sa ๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“Taguig City ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐ŸŒmatatagpuan ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฑ ang isang ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ tindahan ng ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš๏ธ abot-kayang takoyaki! ๐Ÿก๐Ÿข๐Ÿ˜›Tatlong ๐Ÿฅข๐Ÿซ• klase ang ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿคฏ palaman ng ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ™Štakoyaki nila rito: ๐Ÿซง๐Ÿ’žmayroong may ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฅตgulay, cheese,๐Ÿซฐ๐Ÿคบ at ang best-seller ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿพnila na may ๐ŸŒญ palamang ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ hatdog. ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒถ๏ธAyon kay ate๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ, aabot sa๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿ™Œ dalawang ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏlibung pirasong๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽ‰ takoyaki ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™Šnagagawa ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ‘ฃnila kada๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค› araw. Piniprito ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ’…ang takoyaki ๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ’‡nila rito ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธat may sawsawan ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒ…na suka ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ o yung๐Ÿด๐Ÿ† matamis na ๐Ÿฆผ๐Ÿ™…sauce. Mabenta๐Ÿฅฐ ang tigdalawang ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œpisong takoyaki ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿต๏ธlalo na ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿช“sa mga ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆestyudante dahil malapit๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿซ  lamang ito sa ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธtatlong eskwelahan.๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿซ Syempre ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ‘…sinubukan ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธdin natin๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ito! Para sa๐Ÿซด๐Ÿ’ akin 'tong dalawang๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘ piso pwede ๐Ÿคพ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ na siya pan-tawid ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฆ  gutom. Para sa ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ‘mga nais na makatikim๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ’… ng pinakamurang ๐Ÿ’โœจtakoyaki sa ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคฏbuong mundo,๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ‘ฐ matatagpuan ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฝlamang ito sa ๐Ÿชฌ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿชฌlikod ng๐Ÿค“๐Ÿฆฅ Taguig City Hall of Justice ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜๏ธsa Brgy. Upper Bicutan ๐ŸŸ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘พsa Taguig City!๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ
            Nakatikim ka na ba ng tigdalawang pisong takoyaki? Dito sa Taguig City matatagpuan ang isang tindahan ng abot-kayang takoyaki! Tatlong klase ang palaman ng takoyaki nila rito: mayroong may gulay, cheese, at ang best-seller nila na may palamang hatdog. Ayon kay ate, aabot sa dalawang libung pirasong takoyaki nagagawa nila kada araw. Piniprito ang takoyaki nila rito at may sawsawan na suka o yung matamis na sauce. Mabenta ang tigdalawang pisong takoyaki lalo na sa mga estyudante dahil malapit lamang ito sa tatlong eskwelahan. Syempre sinubukan din natin ito! Para sa akin 'tong dalawang piso pwede na siya pan-tawid gutom. Para sa mga nais na makatikim ng pinakamurang takoyaki sa buong mundo, matatagpuan lamang ito sa likod ng Taguig City Hall of Justice sa Brgy. Upper Bicutan sa Taguig City!

            Croรกcia vs Brasil

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              Na educaรงรฃo: ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท 10x0 ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท
              
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