log(😅) =💧log(😄)
log(😅) =💧log(😄)log(🤓😢) = log(🤓) + log(😢)🪵😅🟰💧🪵😄log🥲= log🙂/log💧Emojipasta
A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.
Chinese Spy Balloon
HEY 👋 all you 😘 kinky SPY sluts 😈 feeling a little HOT 🥵 under 👎 this chinese HOT 🥵 air 🎈balloon?? well I 🙋♀️have just 🤪 the thing 🧐 for you 😍💁♀️ A nice WARM ⭐️ CUM STORM ⭐️ is inCUMMING 🤪🤪 YOUR 👏 WAY 😋 according to the weather ⛈️⛈️ balloon 💭 make sure you 😜 have your CUMbrella ☔️ becuase it’s 🤩 getting 💁♀️ real WET 💦😩 out there🥵🥵 if you’re 🫣 feeling extra 😜 spicy 🌶️ you can have 💁♀️ our LIMITED TIME 💷 SEAMEN NOODLES 🍜 brought directly 😝 to your house 🏠 via our sexy 😏 chinese spy strippers 😫😫😩 send this to 🔟 of your HOTTEST 🥵 hong kong whores 🫦🫦 if you get 🔟 replies back then daddy 👅 china 🇨🇳 will cum 💦 to your house and give you a a BIG 😝 juicy 💦💦 BUTT FUCK 😜😜😏😈 if you get 5️⃣ replies back ☔️😩then you’re 🫵 a sexy little 😵💫 semen demon 😈😈😈 if you get 0️⃣ replies back 🤢 then you’re 🙄 a boring limp dick 😬 LOSER 🤮 who’s 😂🤣 getting NUKED 😝 by daddy CCP’s CUM 💦 STRIKE 😫DANCING 🕺💃WALKING 🚶🚷 REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑🛋️
DANCING 🕺💃WALKING 🚶🚷 REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑🛋️ BABS IS 👵 SHOPPING 🛍️ I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅🐓DANCING🕺🏻WALKING🚶🏻♂️REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑 BABS IS 👵🏼SHOPPING 🛒 I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅DANCING 🕺 WALKING 🚶♂️REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑 BABS IS SHOPPING 🛍 I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅DANCING WALKING❗❗🗣🗣DANCING, WALKING
REARRANGING FURNITURE,
BABS IS SHOPPING,
I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGEIT IS JANUARY 31ST‼️THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH‼️
🛑⚠️‼️ ALERT ‼️ WARNING ‼️⚠️🛑 IT IS JANUARY 31ST‼️THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH‼️🤯😳😱 NEXT UP ☝️☝️☝️ FEBRUARY 😰🥶🤮 ‼️BETTER GET YOUR ❤️ 💕 VALENTINE'S DAY 💕 ❤️ GIFTS NOW‼️ SO YOU 🛑DON'T🛑 DISAPPOINT 😢😔😓 YOUR LOVED ONES 🥰 BECAUSE YOU'RE A FORGETFUL 🤔😬 FUCK 🤬‼️ HOW HARD 🧐🤔 IS IT TO SET A REMINDER ANYWAY⁉️❓❗ OUR PHONES HAVE INTEGRATED CALENDARS 📆🗓️ MFER‼️ ⚠️🛑‼️ IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET LAID IN TWO WEEKS, HEED MY WARNING ‼️🛑⚠️Every Valentine’s Day copypasta
Australia Day
G'day, mate! 🙋♂️ It's ASStralia day 🇦🇺🦘 so let’s turn up the heat 🥵🔥 and head on "down unda" 💋⬇️ to the biggest, 🍑 fattest island 🏝💦 in HOEciania 🌏🏖 and visit our 😲 "naurstiest" allies. 😍😏 Just because their ancestors got hung 🪢 for stealing horses 🐎 doesn’t mean they’re not HORSE 🐴 HUNG! 🍆😛🍆 We’ll start off in the capital of CanBARE-BACK to visit naughty 😳 little PM Antholey Albanussy 👨⚖️, who’s putting all the ASS🍑ylum seekers 🏃♀️🏃♂️ on Nauru 🇳🇷...oh naur! Next we’ll sing 🎙👨🎤 some traditional songs like “COCKaburra 🐥🐦🦜 sits in the old 🌲 cum 💦 tree 🌳” and “💃 BALLtzing Matilda 💃” with its “Once a jolly 🕺 SHAGman 💑,” then we're off to the 🌊 ORAL 👅 Sea 🏄♂️ to go 🤿 MUFF-diving 🤿 in the Great Barrier QUEEF 🐟💨💨 Then it's time to 🛫 go ✈ to Sydney 🛬 and visit famous Australian celebrities like NicHOLE Kidman 👱♀️, Toni HOLEette 👸, and HOLEivia Newton-John 👩🎤. Finally, we’ll head to the wild 😱 untrimmed ✂️ bush 🌳 to slap some 🍤 shrimp dick 🌭on the barbie 💁♀️, and have a dingo 🐕 eat you out, 👄👅💦 baby! Vegetarian? 🙅♂️🍖🙅♀️ No problem! Just slather 🍽 some VAGemite 🥫 on and slurp it down! 😝 Crikey, 🤯 now that's the life! 🌞😎⛱Please save me daddy America 🇺🇸
Please, take me and make my oil fields gush 💦 🛢️, Spank me with your big black drone ✈️ and tell me I've been a naughty rogue state 😈, I need your foreign aid all over me right now 🥵🤤. Open my market right up, and freedom right in. Run that big Abrams all over my field. Please daddy America 🇺🇸, I'll be your puppet you can do anything with me.