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Pols ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ aagi ๐Ÿƒ pols ๐Ÿš“

    ๐Ÿ—ฟSaman๐Ÿ—ฟsumun๐Ÿฅธbai๐Ÿ˜ghatt๐Ÿ˜…lutya๐Ÿ˜พkro๐Ÿค
    ๐Ÿ˜ฅOyee๐Ÿ˜ณpols๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธaagi๐Ÿƒ pols ๐Ÿš“ Pols ๐Ÿš“
    ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ(Oye bhajjo oye)๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
    ๐ŸงOyee๐Ÿ˜“aajao๐Ÿคจeh๐Ÿคญtaa๐Ÿ˜ณbaba๐Ÿ˜hi๐Ÿ˜Œaa๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ˜ณBaba:- ๐Ÿ˜พdaro๐Ÿค—na๐Ÿ˜กdaro๐Ÿ˜Šna๐Ÿค•mallo๐Ÿ‘ฟehโ˜ ๏ธtaa๐Ÿคฅmoudifive๐Ÿ’ฅkraaya๐Ÿ’€hoya๐Ÿคฃha๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
    ๐Ÿ˜ฅAchha๐Ÿฅบmodifive๐Ÿคฅkraaya๐Ÿคจhoya๐Ÿ˜’aa๐Ÿ˜”babe๐Ÿ˜ผda๐Ÿ˜ฝ
    Oye pols agyi pols ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšจ
    Pols ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ aagyi ๐Ÿฅต pols ๐Ÿš”
    Pols๐Ÿ‘ฎaagyi๐Ÿ™€pols๐Ÿ‘ฎ
    Oye Pols๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ aagi ๐Ÿƒpols๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“
    Saman๐Ÿ“ฆsumun๐Ÿ›๏ธ bai ghatt lutya kro ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค
    Oyee pols๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ aagi๐Ÿƒ pols ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš”
    Pols ๐Ÿš“
    (Oye bhajjo oye) 
    Oyee aajao eh taa baba hi aa ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Baba:- daro na daro na mallo eh taa moudifive kraaya hoya h ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
    Achha modifive kraaya hoya aa babe da ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

    Mario Day

      Hey ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿป MARIOOOOOOOOS Today is ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿˆ Mario ๐Ÿ‘บ Day ๐Ÿ•ž๐Ÿ“† in ๐Ÿ‘ honor of ๐Ÿ…ฑ the CUMMING man that ๐Ÿ‘‰ saved princess โค Peach ๐Ÿ‘ from ๐Ÿ‘ˆ the DICKlaria Bowser was ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ…ฐ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ put ๐Ÿ˜ her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ in ๐Ÿ“ฅ Last month ๐Ÿ’ธ was Luigi day to honor the KINKY ๐Ÿ˜˜ guy ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒˆ that โœ” tries ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽผ SLIDE into ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ peach ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ but ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ can ๐Ÿค– only โ˜ PEACH onto her ๐Ÿ‘ง Now you ๐ŸŒ  know what ๐Ÿ‘โ“ days to get ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ freaky ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ with ๐Ÿ˜ถ princess ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ‘€ peach Get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰ back? โฌ…๐Ÿ”™ or ๐Ÿ’ else you ๐Ÿ˜ซ a โฌ‡๐Ÿ˜ red ๐Ÿ’ฏ shell ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš Send ๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“ฉ this ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to ๐Ÿต other MARIO ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ LOVERs back โ”๐Ÿ”™ if ๐Ÿ‘€ you love ๐Ÿ˜ mario
      Mama-Mia ๐Ÿช โ€ผ๏ธ Today ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ“† is MARIO ๐Ÿ„ day ๐ŸŒž ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸฆฐToday โ˜€๏ธ we ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ honor our favorite ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ’• PIPE INSPECTOR ๐Ÿซก Mario ๐Ÿ„ and all his ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† aCUMplishments. Heโ€™ll GO DOWN ๐Ÿ“‰ your โš ๏ธ FLAG POLE๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ˆwith his ๐Ÿ„ Mushroom ๐Ÿ„ Head COCK ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’€ heโ€™s ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘จ excellent with a HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ PEACH ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ and knows ๐Ÿค” how ๐Ÿ˜€ to turn your flower ๐ŸŒธ on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ Feeling ๐Ÿ˜Œ kinky? ๐Ÿ˜ซโ›“๏ธMario and his STUD ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปbrother Luigi ๐Ÿ‘ฌ will ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ DOUBLE โžฟ DASH ๐Ÿ’จ ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ in your PUSSY ๐Ÿฑ faster than you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ can say ๐Ÿ˜Ž THE PRINCESS ๐Ÿ‘‘ IS IN ANOTHER ๐Ÿ”„ CASTLE ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿฐ DOM DADDY ๐Ÿ˜ MARIO will treat ๐Ÿ˜‹ you like a good toad stool too. Itโ€™ll be ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿคญ a MARIO ๐Ÿ„ PARTY when his ๐Ÿ˜ CUMIES fill your TURTLE SHELL ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš HOLES. Send this to all your ๐Ÿ‘‰ KOOPA TROOPA SLUTS!! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฆซ Get 19โ— back โฌ…๏ธโฌ…๏ธโฌ…๏ธ and your ๐Ÿ‘ฉ certified property of the MARIO BROS. If not ๐Ÿ”• youโ€™ll ๐Ÿ‘€ be ๐Ÿ‘Ž stuck ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ playing ๐Ÿคธ doubles with WALUIGIโ€™S MICRO PENIS ๐ŸŽ„

      Eu amo shit de gringo ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜‹

        Eu sou o matt of cartoonizando, born em legbuck (pernambuco) cidade 100% americana ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ eu love comer shit de gringo when ele poop na privada ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต go americano go solta sua shit pra eu comer ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅต aรญ delicia que shit gostosa hmmm delicious ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ vai american solta mais one ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ ainnn ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ que shit deliciosa ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต i love gringo e eu hate brazilian ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿšซ

        Ex-squeeze ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ me ๐Ÿ˜Ž

          Ex-squeeze ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ me ๐Ÿ˜Ž
          
          Are you ๐Ÿซต trying ๐Ÿ˜– to 2๏ธโƒฃ portray ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ me ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ as fricking ๐Ÿคฌ stewpid? ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿฅด โ‰๏ธ
          
          Well ๐Ÿค“ I'll have ๐Ÿ’จ you ๐Ÿซต know ๐Ÿง  that you ๐Ÿซต succeeded ๐Ÿ†โœ…
          
          But โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“ unfortunately ๐Ÿ˜ฉ for 4๏ธโƒฃ you ๐Ÿซต all ๐ŸŒ of the credit ๐Ÿ’ณ goes ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ to 2๏ธโƒฃ me ๐Ÿ˜Ž. So you ๐Ÿซต only ๐ŸŒ get a hecking ๐Ÿคฌ silver medal. ๐Ÿฅˆ

          ๐Ÿ˜คthe grind๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คNEVER๐Ÿ‘STOPS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฅ100 battles๐Ÿ’ฅ EVERY DAY๐Ÿคœ

            ๐Ÿ˜คthe grind๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คNEVER๐Ÿ‘STOPS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฅ100 battles๐Ÿ’ฅ EVERY DAY๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค› No  sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ดalways on the clock๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•–๐Ÿ•ž24/7๐Ÿ˜คtype matchups ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ง NEVER FAIL ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’ฏclaiming the championship ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…but also ๐Ÿฅบ๐ŸฅบYOUR FRIENDSHIP ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ’•

            Women’s History Month

              Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ‘‹ Womenโ€™s โ™€โ™€ history ๐Ÿ“– month ๐Ÿ’ต you ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘จ sluts ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ™† so ๐Ÿ’ช itโ€™s ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค” time to ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ’ฐ remember ๐Ÿค” those who ๐Ÿ‘€ fought ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก for ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŽ… our ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ‘ฆ right ๐Ÿ‘ญ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ have ๐Ÿ‘… dicks in our ๐Ÿ’ฉ face ๐Ÿ˜ฉ . If ๐Ÿ‘ฉ it ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’ฏ wasnโ€™t for the many ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘จ brave โ™‚โค women of ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ the โ˜ ๐Ÿ‘ถ past โšฐ who went on hunger ๐Ÿ” strikes and ๐Ÿ’ฐ even โž–๐Ÿ˜’ worse โŒโœ‹ died ๐Ÿ˜‚ from ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ unsafe conditions in โ™‚ prison, we would ๐Ÿ˜… all be ๐Ÿ™‹ putting ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ out on ๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿ”› a slab by now. Send ๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“ฌ this to your most ๐Ÿ’ฏ bangable bitch friends ๐Ÿ‘ฆ or else ๐Ÿค” you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ might not get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰ pounded tonight ๐Ÿ˜ค๐ŸŒƒ
              I ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ would just โš–๏ธ like ๐Ÿ‘ to 2๏ธโƒฃ take ๐ŸŽฌ a moment โŒ› to 2๏ธโƒฃ recognize ๐Ÿ™Œ that it is Women's โ™€๏ธ History ๐Ÿ“œ Month ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ! Although โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“ the overwhelming ๐Ÿ˜ต majority ๐Ÿš€ of this ๐Ÿ‘† community ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ is male โ™‚๏ธ, it is pertinent โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“ that women โ™€๏ธ receive ๐ŸŽ equal ๐ŸŸฐ representation ๐ŸŽจ. The struggle ๐Ÿ˜ซ for 4๏ธโƒฃ women ๐Ÿšบ to 2๏ธโƒฃ achieve ๐Ÿฅ‡ equal ๐ŸŸฐ rights โš–๏ธ has been ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ a struggle ๐Ÿ˜ฉ for 4๏ธโƒฃ centuries ๐Ÿ’ฏ, and it still โœ‹ ongoing ๐Ÿšถtoday ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ. Womenโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ฉ History ๐Ÿ“œ Month ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ had its origins โ–ถ๏ธ as a national ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ celebration ๐ŸŽ‰ in 1981 when Congress โš–๏ธ passed Pub. L. 97-28 which authorized ๐Ÿชช and requested ๐Ÿ“ž the President ๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ to proclaim ๐ŸคŒ the week ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ beginning โฏ๏ธ March 7, 1982 as โ€œWomenโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ฌHistory ๐Ÿ“œ Week ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ.โ€ Throughout the next โญ๏ธ five 5๏ธโƒฃ years ๐Ÿ“†, Congress โš–๏ธ continued โ–ถ๏ธ to pass ๐Ÿชช joint ๐Ÿค resolutions ๐Ÿ“ designating ๐Ÿ‘‡ a week in March ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ as โ€œWomenโ€™s History Week.โ€ In 1987 after being petitioned ๐Ÿ“ฅ by the National ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Womenโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“ History ๐Ÿ“œ Project ๐Ÿ’ธ, Congress ๐Ÿ’ฐ passed ๐Ÿค Pub. L. 100-9 which designated ๐Ÿ‘‘ the month of March โ™“โ™ˆ 1987 as โ€œWomenโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป History ๐Ÿ“œ Month.โ€ Between โ™ป๏ธ 1988 and 1994, Congress ๐Ÿšฎ passed ๐Ÿค additional โž• resolutions ๐Ÿ˜ญ requesting ๐Ÿ‘‡ and authorizing ๐Ÿชช the President ๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ to proclaim ๐Ÿ“จ March of each year as Womenโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€ History Month. Since โฏ๏ธ 1995, presidents ๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ have issued ๐Ÿ“จ a series of annual ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ proclamations ๐Ÿ“ designating ๐Ÿ‘‡ the month of March as โ€œWomenโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โœˆ๏ธ History Month.โ€ These proclamations ๐Ÿ“ celebrate ๐ŸŽŠ the contributions ๐Ÿ‘ women ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ have made to the United States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and recognize ๐Ÿ‘€ the specific ๐Ÿšจ achievements ๐Ÿ† women ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿญ have made ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ over the course of American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ history ๐Ÿ“œ in a variety ๐ŸŽจ of fields ๐ŸŸ๏ธ. Some women ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš’ who have made a significant impact on history are Abigail Adams ๐Ÿ‘ต, Ruth Bader Ginsburg ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ, Maya Angelou๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ, Sojourner Truth ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ, Rosa Parks ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ, and Malala Yousafzai ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐ŸŽ“. Take โœŠ some time โฐ out of your ๐Ÿซต day ๐Ÿ“… to research ๐Ÿ”ฌ women's ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ history ๐Ÿ“œ and you will be ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ shocked ๐Ÿ˜ฑ with what โ‰๏ธ you find ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Most importantly โ€ผ๏ธ, make sure to respect ๐Ÿซก the females ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ in your life โ˜ฅ!