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what oh my god ๐ฑ it's a stop sign โ finding nemo ๐ก gold fish ๐ Dory ๐ NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC ๐จ GODDAMN IT what oh my god ๐ฑ it's a stop sign โ finding nemo ๐ก gold fish ๐ Dory ๐ NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC ๐จ GODDAMN IT what oh my god ๐ฑ it's a stop sign โ finding nemo ๐ก gold fish ๐ Dory ๐ NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC ๐จ GODDAMN IT what oh my god ๐ฑ it's a stop sign โ finding nemo ๐ก gold fish ๐ Dory ๐ NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC ๐จ GODDAMN IT
Oh noes, WWII was a vewy scawy and sad time in histowy, uwu! ๐ฟ It began in 1939 when Nazi Gewmany, wed by Adowf Hitwew, invaded Powand, eep! ๐จ This caused Bwitain and Fwance to decwawe war against Gewmany, stawting the gwobal confwict, squeak! ๐
As the war pwogwessed, the Axis Powews (Gewmany, Itawy, and Japan) fought against the Allied Powews (Bwitain, Soviet Union, and the United States), nyah! ๐ The Axis Powews twied to expand theiw contwol by invading and occupying countwies, oh my! ๐ฑ
The Howocaust was a pawt of WWII, and it was a vewy howwific event, uwu. ๐ข Miwwions of innocent people, incwuding Jews, Woma, LGBTQ+ individuals, and disabled peopwe, suffewed and died in concentration camps and ghettos, sob! ๐ญ
On the Pacific fwont, Japan attacked Peawl Hahbow in 1941, which pwompted the United States to join the war, woosh! ๐ข They began fighting against Japan, and both sides suffewed heavy losses, eek! ๐ฃ
In 1944, the Allies launched a massive invasion on the beaches of Normandy, known as D-Day, pew pew! ๐ฅ This was a turning point in the war, as the Allies were able to slowly retake Euwope from the Axis Powews, yay! ๐
The war ended in Euwope in 1945 when Hitwew committed suicide and Gewmany surrendered, phew! ๐ The United States dropped atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiwoshima and Nagasaki, causing Japan to surrender, and bwinging an end to WWII, oh meow! ๐ฟ
WWII was a twagic and devastating time in histowy, with millions of lives wost and countwess people suffewing, uwu. ๐ข We must always wemember these events and wowk towawds a peaceful futuwe, nyaa! ๐๏ธ sends loving hugs ๐ค
HAPPY๐๐ฅณBIRTHDAY๐๐ALBERT โBIG DOMEโ EINSTEIN๐ง ๐ง๐ง๐ป Todayโs the dayโ๏ธ๐to THROW THAT ASS๐๐๐in Brownian Motion๐ค๐ณand create some gravitational waves๐โฌ๏ธ๐with those GLOBES ๐๐๐ On this day๐โ๏ธ in 1๏ธโฃ8๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃEinstein popped his big ass head out๐คฐ๐ผ๐ถ๐ผ๐ผon a mission to turn science sexy๐ฌ๐จ๐ผโ๐ฌ๐FOREVER ๐โณwith his Theory of Relativititties๐๐๐ quantum rizzicsโ๏ธ๐ and gave us ๐ง๐ฐโ๏ธยฉ๏ธ๐ฅ, aka EINSTEINโS MASSIVE COCK TWICE๐ง ๐ฆ๐๐ Einstein onceโ๏ธsaid๐ง๐ญ๐ฃ๏ธโanyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything newโ๐ฒ๐คฏSO GET OUT THERE๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐จAND TRY SOME NEW DICK๐๐ฉ๐ SHARE this with 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your NERDIEST SLUTS ๐ค๐ฅต๐ฅ๐ if you get 0๏ธโฃ back your IQ is 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃโ๏ธ get 5๏ธโฃ back youโre getting BRAIN TONIGHT๐ง ๐ฆ๐๐ get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you win a Nobel Prize in PUSSY POPPING ๐๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฌ๐ฅผ๐ท๐พ
๐ฟSaman๐ฟsumun๐ฅธbai๐ghatt๐ lutya๐พkro๐ค
๐ฅOyee๐ณpols๐ฎโโ๏ธaagi๐ pols ๐ Pols ๐
๐(Oye bhajjo oye)๐
๐งOyee๐aajao๐คจeh๐คญtaa๐ณbaba๐hi๐aa๐งโโ๏ธ
๐ณBaba:- ๐พdaro๐คna๐กdaro๐na๐คmallo๐ฟehโ ๏ธtaa๐คฅmoudifive๐ฅkraaya๐hoya๐คฃha๐๐
๐ฅAchha๐ฅบmodifive๐คฅkraaya๐คจhoya๐aa๐babe๐ผda๐ฝ
Oye pols agyi pols ๐๐จ
Pols ๐ฎโโ๏ธ aagyi ๐ฅต pols ๐
Pols๐ฎaagyi๐pols๐ฎ
Oye Pols๐ฎโโ๏ธ aagi ๐pols๐๐๐
Saman๐ฆsumun๐๏ธ bai ghatt lutya kro ๐ค๐ค
Oyee pols๐ฎโโ๏ธ aagi๐ pols ๐๐๐
Pols ๐
(Oye bhajjo oye)
Oyee aajao eh taa baba hi aa ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
Baba:- daro na daro na mallo eh taa moudifive kraaya hoya h ๐๐
Achha modifive kraaya hoya aa babe da ๐๐
Hey ๐๐ป MARIOOOOOOOOS Today is ๐ฉ๐ Mario ๐บ Day ๐๐ in ๐ honor of ๐ ฑ the CUMMING man that ๐ saved princess โค Peach ๐ from ๐ the DICKlaria Bowser was ๐๐ ฐ about ๐ฆ to ๐ฐ๐ฆ put ๐ her ๐ฉ๐ in ๐ฅ Last month ๐ธ was Luigi day to honor the KINKY ๐ guy ๐ผ๐ that โ tries ๐ค๐ค to ๐ฆ๐ผ SLIDE into ๐๐ peach ๐๐ but ๐๐ can ๐ค only โ PEACH onto her ๐ง Now you ๐ know what ๐โ days to get ๐๐คฃ freaky ๐๐ with ๐ถ princess ๐ฑ๐ peach Get ๐๐ back? โฌ ๐ or ๐ else you ๐ซ a โฌ๐ red ๐ฏ shell ๐๐ Send ๐ฉ๐ฉ this ๐ฎ๐ to ๐ต other MARIO ๐บ๐บ LOVERs back โ๐ if ๐ you love ๐ mario
Mama-Mia ๐ช โผ๏ธ Today ๐ ๐ is MARIO ๐ day ๐ ๐ฅต๐จ๐ผโ๐ฆฐToday โ๏ธ we ๐๐ผ honor our favorite ๐ฅฐ ๐ PIPE INSPECTOR ๐ซก Mario ๐ and all his ๐ฆถ๐ป๐ฆ๐ aCUMplishments. Heโll GO DOWN ๐ your โ ๏ธ FLAG POLE๐๐with his ๐ Mushroom ๐ Head COCK ๐ ๐๐ heโs ๐๐จ excellent with a HOT ๐ฅ PEACH ๐ฅ๐ and knows ๐ค how ๐ to turn your flower ๐ธ on fire ๐ฅ Feeling ๐ kinky? ๐ซโ๏ธMario and his STUD ๐จ๐ปbrother Luigi ๐ฌ will ๐๐ DOUBLE โฟ DASH ๐จ ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ in your PUSSY ๐ฑ faster than you ๐๐ผ can say ๐ THE PRINCESS ๐ IS IN ANOTHER ๐ CASTLE ๐ฏ ๐ฐ DOM DADDY ๐ MARIO will treat ๐ you like a good toad stool too. Itโll be ๐๐๐คญ a MARIO ๐ PARTY when his ๐ CUMIES fill your TURTLE SHELL ๐๐ HOLES. Send this to all your ๐ KOOPA TROOPA SLUTS!! ๐๐ฆซ Get 19โ back โฌ ๏ธโฌ ๏ธโฌ ๏ธ and your ๐ฉ certified property of the MARIO BROS. If not ๐ youโll ๐ be ๐ stuck ๐ง๐โโ๏ธ playing ๐คธ doubles with WALUIGIโS MICRO PENIS ๐
Eu sou o matt of cartoonizando, born em legbuck (pernambuco) cidade 100% americana ๐บ๐ฒ eu love comer shit de gringo when ele poop na privada ๐ฅต๐ฅต go americano go solta sua shit pra eu comer ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฅต aรญ delicia que shit gostosa hmmm delicious ๐๐ vai american solta mais one ๐๐ ainnn ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฉ๐ฉ que shit deliciosa ๐ฅต๐ฅต i love gringo e eu hate brazilian ๐ง๐ท๐ซ