📢ATTENTION🚨 all my H🕳️LEY😇 brethren👯♂️👯👯♂️, Shrovetide is CUMMING🍆💦💦 to its CLIMAX🌊🌊 today🗓️‼️Yes🫡 FAT (ASS)🍑🍑 TUESDAY is HERE⚠️⚠️⚠️ Time⌚ to PLUNGE🥽 some kings👑👑 into them king 🍰🍰CAKES🍑🍑 and fill😩🥴 those PĄCKZI🍩🇵🇱 close to BURSTING🤯 with 🧔♂️DADDY’S👨🍳SPECIAL🥫PRUNE JISSOM👄👄🤤‼️ So GO🚦bare🎽🚫 your 💎HARD💎 NIPS⛰️⛰️ and catch🥍 a BEAD📿NECKLACE📿 if you know what I mean🤭 And don't forget🧵☝️ to DEEP THROAT🐐all the good MEATS🍖🍖🍖 and SWEETS🍭🍬🍭 and SHROVE🤺 a float-sized🛻COCK🐓 into your bussy🍑, thussy⚧️, or pussy🐈, as 🤍CUM🤍 tomorrow it’ll be ASS🐴 WEDNESDAY and 4️⃣0️⃣ days of THIRST🥤🥵 in the HOT🌡️, HOT🩲 DESERT🐪🏜️🙀🙀🙀‼️
Do 👉👌 you 🫵 smell👃something? 👀😳 It’s finally 🎉 PanCAKE 🥞 Tuesday 🗓😂 Make sure 🫡 to fill 🫣 your filthy 🤮😵💫 holes ⛳️ with cake 🍑 before the season 🤠 of l🅱️ent begins 😂 Shrove it in 🙊 and then lick 👅 my cake 🥹 all over 🥰 that’s what JeSUS 🤔 wanted ✝️ and don’t ❌ forget ‼️ to cum 🚼 try my 🍌 stack 🙈 covered 🧈 in special sauce 💦 here’s a hint 🕵️♀️ it has NUTella 🥜 on it 💩 Remember 🤯 to spread 😫😩 the word 📖 of the lord 👑 or the Pope 🙏⛪️ himself 🤩 will crepe 👀🙀 on over 😷 and leave 😭 his dusty 😶🌫️ crusty 🫦 ash 🌫🧎 everywhere 🌚 but your forehead 🧑🦲 Send this 💌 to 6️⃣ other pancake 🥞 peckers 😘 if you want 😝 to be filled 🥵 with the holy 🕳 squirt 💦 throughout 😰 the l🅱️ent season🤭