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MEET ME AT THE BACK OF CLOUD 9️⃣ VAPE🚬🚬🚬🚬😽😽 SHOP

    HEY YOU!!! 😉 HEY SWEETIE😻 🎂🎂😊YOU GOT WHAT I NEED 👅😳🥴😈 I am offering you THE 🍁 👄👈🏽🍁 CHANCE TO🙌🏽 JOIN MY UNDERGROUND😩😻😻👋😩 SEX RING👈🏽 😩 😩 😉 THE🙀 😂😉👻 WINNER TAKES IT ALL🙀⚡💡🔥😵 so you NEED 🌚 to see this 😘 👹🎃🫶😼TAKE THIS OFFER😊 SO THAT YOU🎃 CAN FIND OUT HOW SLUTTY 😘 YOU REALLY ARE💯 💥 MEET ME AT THE BACK OF CLOUD 9️⃣ VAPE🚬🚬🚬🚬😽😽 SHOP SHOP SO WE CAN🎈 ⚰️ 💦 💦 TAKE THIS 🎂 BITCH FOR A SPIN💦 ⚰️ WHAT CAN DAT ASS DO????? 🔮 🔮 🔮 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣ 0️⃣ 0️⃣ OTHER SLUTTY👯‍♀️✨✨ 🍃 SINGLES SO✨ WE CAN 😻 RLLY HAVE SOME FUN✨😋IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ OTHER SLUTTY SLIDERS YOUR FATHER WILL BUILD AN UNDERGROUND METHLAB👨‍🦲🔭🧪🔬 BUT IF YOU SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ SLIPPIN' SLUTS🗾💁🎈 YOU'LL GET SOME GOOD 🇵🇺🇸🇸SS🇾 TONIGHT😘😘😜😜😈

    ITS FINALLY FALL 🍁🍁🍁

      ITS FINNALLY FALL🌬🍁🍂. You know what that means! Jump ⬆️⬆️in the PILE👬👭👫because it’s 🚨CUFFING🚨 ⛓🔑🔒season. Time to SPREAD⬅️➡️🤸‍♀️ your LADY 🫦LEAVES🍂🍁 and FALL 🙇‍♀️on this DICK🍆🍆. But don’t forget to WRAP🤞 up! It’s SWEATER weather 🧥🧣🧤for a reason. The pumpkin 🍑❓ CREAMPIEs💦 may be SPICY🌶☕️, but you DONT ‼️🙅‍♀️want an early 🤰SCARE 😰before THIS⬇️🕓 SPOOKY 👻season. So light 🔥your fall 🍃SCENTS🌿🤔, take a hay RIDE🚜🌾 on this DICK😤, and BEND OVER 😳and BOB⬆️⬇️🧎‍♀️for apples🍎🍏. If you want to RAKE🧹 in BITCHES👯‍♀️ this year, SEND🔜 THIS to 10 😍potential CUFFED-up CUMmers💦😩 OR ELSE ‼️🫣you’ll be drinking FAPple ✊🍆🤏cider ALONE 😱this CUFFING SEASON😤😤😤.

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          QUEEN ELIZABETH👸

            👀👀What’s up sluts!👩‍🎤👩‍🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 is about to shuffle off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁️seeing👁️ her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂‍♀️👉🫶Fuckingham💂‍♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂‍♀️monarchists👸💂‍♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you’re a 🍆💍Prince Albert💍🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you’re a 🍑🍑BBC BBL🍑🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰️Big Ben🕰️ 👅 bongs🍆🍑🫦 you silly. If you don’t send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩‍🎤birds👩‍🎤the Daily Mail will call you a 😫right cunt😫
            💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n' 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂‍♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂‍♀️…✨🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Snog💋 'til we're Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰‍♀️Marry Our Cousins👰‍♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
            
            If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you're 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️
            😭👸☠️ REST IN PEACE🙏QUEEN ELIZABETH 👩‍🦳 WINDSWHORE!! The sun🌞has finally set on our 💁‍♀️ LITTY💃TITTY 🍈🍈 LILLIBET, 7️⃣0️⃣ years 📆 after she first 👧👩‍🦱👩‍🦳 became QUEEF 👑💨 REGNANT of the 🍆 COCK-MAN WEALTH 🇬🇧 of the💂‍♂️ BRITISH FEM-DOM-PIRE 👯‍♀️. Over her LONG😩JUICY💦REIGN she saw PMs 👨🏻‍💼👨🏼‍💼 CUM n' GO, from SIR WINSTON CHURCHHOLE👨‍🦲 to WHORIS JOHNSON🤡, STEADFASTLY serving KWEEN 👠 and CUNTRY 👜 with her FAMOUS 💎 BROOCHES 🐦 and 💦💦 PEARL NECKLACES 🤪, given to her by her late 😔 HORSE-COCKED 🐎🍆 COUSBAND 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 PRINCE PHILL-ER-UP 🤴. Her GORILLA 🦍 GRIP on the CROWN JEWELS 👑💍💎 has HELD TIGHT through CRISES 🤯 like BREXIT 🇪🇺🙅‍♀️🙃 and MEGXIT 👨‍🦰🙅🏾‍♀️🙃. But now it's time for ELIZABETH II REGINA'S 🤭 FAMOUS 🏠 ABODES like 👊💦SANDRINGHANDJOB, 👄👅 BALM-ORAL, and of course 🥵😛🤤 FUCKING-and-SUCKINGHAM PALACE 🏰 to be DRAPED IN BLACK 🏴🏴 in MOURNING 😱 for the LATE ⚰️ GREAT 💪 LIZZY. STAY TUNED 📺 for THE ⛪ CORNHOLE-INATION 👑 of her 👎LEAST FAVORITE SON👩‍👦CHARLES, with his ADULTEROUS JEZEBEL💃👯‍♀️ CUMILLA PORKHER-BOWELS 💩 right by his side. 🗣️🗣️🗣️ OYEZ, THE QUEEN IS DEAD! ! 🪦🥳 JUSTICE FOR LADY D!! 👸🚗🚨
            Queen Elizabeth dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it 💯 with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family said hello.
            🎉🎉DING 🛎 DONG 🍆🍆 the 🇬🇧 WITCH 🇬🇧👸🏻 is DEAD 😵 💀 🎊 her Majesty the KWEEN 👑 has finally kicked the 🪣👋👋 after 7️⃣0️⃣👅👅 years of SERVING 💅 her CUNTry 🇬🇧 today we FUCKIN 👌👈 like the royal SLAMily was fuckin their COUSINS 🫣❌ get 6️⃣ feet 📏 DEEP 😫😫 in your closest mates and SHOOT 💦 off a 6️⃣9️⃣ gun SALUTE 🫡🫡 send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of the fittest 💯💯 birds 😮‍💨🫦 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and ur the DADDY duke of susSEX 🥵🥵 if u get 0️⃣ back ur LOCKED 🔐 🔐 out of the FUCKingham Palace 🏰 😳
            💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n' 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂‍♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂‍♀️…✨🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Snog💋 'til we're Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰‍♀️Marry Our Cousins👰‍♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you're 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️

            Labor Day

              Hey there you hardworking whore-mongers, 👨🏻‍🌾👷🏻‍♂️👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏽‍⚕️🥖💦🤤 you analytical anal-beaders 🌂🍆🍑✋🏻🥵🤚🏻you tenacious twat ticklers😏👉🏻👌🏻♾😜 it’s time to work hard 🥴 👋🏼 🍑😓 🥵 and foreplay harder 😉 ✊🏼 🍆💦 💦👁👄👁 because it’s Labor Day 📅 🏖 😎🥴✊🏼🥖💦🤪. So if you’re down to go from arduous👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 😩😩😩 to harduous 🤥🤥🥖💦💦😝and then wanna get some overtime 💰 💰 💯 with your partner 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️in crime👮🏻‍♂️+👮🏻 = 🛌🔞🌚 🤫then explore her rift 🏔💦🏔 👩🏼‍🦰🥵🥵in the graveyard 👨🏻 + 💀 = 🪦 🐕 💦 🐕 shift so she can do you a favor 💁🏻‍♂️&💆🏻‍♀️ 🛌 your labor 😪 by sucking 👅 🤤🤤 that lifesaver 🍭 🎉😩Due to Covids restrictions 😷 👉🏻👌🏻🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ workplace has been all about loneliness 😢 ✊🏼 🌶 💦 and less about boneliness 🍒🦴 💦 🥜 🥛 😏 this year. So make it up by exiting zoom 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 =🏎 🦵🏼💎🦵🏼👶🏼 and sweeping her off her feet 😳 with your man broom 🧹💦💦🤤 before you give that clunge 👅💎a plunge 👨🏻 👩🏽 🛁🔞Be sure to clock out ⏰ with cock out 😏 🍌 🐒 so that you can take your freakin 🛌 🛌👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻during the long weekend 😎 and bleach that peach ⛽️ 💦 💦 🍑 before some sex on the beach 🖖🏻👁👅👁🖖🏻🦵🏼🐠🦵🏼🏝 This years been rough 🤕 🤕 because your man/woman hasn’t been 😢🥺🥺🥺So do a reversal 😉 on some oral rehearsal😏🖖🏻🦵🏼🍑🦵🏼 get beneath that man sheath 🌂💦💦👁👅👁and use the force 💨 to savor 😋that labor lightsaber👷🏽‍♂️👷🏻‍♀️= 🚧 🦺🔞. Send this to ten polyamorous proletariats🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏽🤰🏽🤱🏽to take your 10 min break in heaven 😇 ⛅️ 😈 Or else, the only oral benefits ✋🏻👁👄👁🤚🏻🌾💦💦🌝you’ll be receiving, will be for your dental plan 🪥 💦 🦷👉🏻👌🏻🚫🙅🏽‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️
              Hey 🍆you labWHORE day 🍷🍷sluts!!! 2️⃣Day is the day to kick back 😎 and relax on some THICC 🍆🍆🍆. Daddy will be waiting 4 u on this 😩😧😰 H☢️T mondday to give you a quick 💨 pump⛽and dump 💩. So slut on down ⬇️ and spread 🍗💦🍗 those thighs and get your laboria pounded 🔨🔨⚒️. Send this to 3 of your high twerkin 🤑🤑 hoes or else Uncle Sam is going to pound 🙉🙀 the wrong labor hole 🧟
              It’s fucking 🇺🇸 Labor 🇺🇸 Day 🇺🇸 bitches, which means it’s 🕐time🕐 to 🚫STOP🚫 having protected 💦sex💦 so 🚺Women🚺 can go into labor 🤰🏼🤱🏼🤷🏼‍♀️💅🏻
              Hey there you hardworking whore-mongers, 👨🏻‍🌾👷🏻‍♂️👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏽‍⚕️🥖💦🤤 you analytical anal-beaders 🌂🍆🍑✋🏻🥵🤚🏻you tenacious twat ticklers😏👉🏻👌🏻♾😜 it’s time to work hard 🥴 👋🏼 🍑😓 🥵 and foreplay harder 😉 ✊🏼 🍆💦 💦👁👄👁 because it’s Labor Day 📅 🏖 😎🥴✊🏼🥖💦🤪. So if you’re down to go from arduous👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 😩😩😩 to harduous 🤥🤥🥖💦💦😝and then wanna get some overtime 💰 💰 💯 with your partner 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️in crime👮🏻‍♂️+👮🏻 = 🛌🔞🌚 🤫then explore her rift 🏔💦🏔 👩🏼‍🦰🥵🥵in the graveyard 👨🏻 + 💀 = 🪦 🐕 💦 🐕 shift so she can do you a favor 💁🏻‍♂️&💆🏻‍♀️ 🛌 your labor 😪 by sucking 👅 🤤🤤 that lifesaver 🍭 🎉😩Due to Covids restrictions 😷 👉🏻👌🏻🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ workplace has been all about loneliness 😢 ✊🏼 🌶 💦 and less about boneliness 🍒🦴 💦 🥜 🥛 😏 this year. So make it up by exiting zoom 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 =🏎 🦵🏼💎🦵🏼👶🏼 and sweeping her off her feet 😳 with your man broom 🧹💦💦🤤 before you give that clunge 👅💎a plunge 👨🏻 👩🏽 🛁🔞Be sure to clock out ⏰ with cock out 😏 🍌 🐒 so that you can take your freakin 🛌 🛌👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻during the long weekend 😎 and bleach that peach ⛽️ 💦 💦 🍑 before some sex on the beach 🖖🏻👁👅👁🖖🏻🦵🏼🐠🦵🏼🏝 This years been rough 🤕 🤕 because your man/woman hasn’t been 😢🥺🥺🥺So do a reversal 😉 on some oral rehearsal😏🖖🏻🦵🏼🍑🦵🏼 get beneath that man sheath 🌂💦💦👁👅👁and use the force 💨 to savor 😋that labor lightsaber👷🏽‍♂️👷🏻‍♀️= 🚧 🦺🔞. Send this to ten polyamorous proletariats🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏽🤰🏽🤱🏽to take your 10 min break in heaven 😇 ⛅️ 😈 Or else, the only oral benefits ✋🏻👁👄👁🤚🏻🌾💦💦🌝you’ll be receiving, will be for your dental plan 🪥 💦 🦷👉🏻👌🏻🚫🙅🏽‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️
              Hey you lab-WHORE day 🌞🍷sluts!!! It’s time ⏳ to clock ⏰ out with UR cock 🍆🐓 out. 2️⃣Day 💖 is 👌💦 a day of 💅REST so 😏 kick back ⬅ 😎 relax 🎧🛏 and let 🙆 that THICC DICK 🍆🍆🍆 raw 🥩 dog 🐕 you 👈 into 💦 vacation. Daddy 😩😭 will be 🤔🤔 waiting 💤⌚ to give 👐🏾 you a 😍👉 quick 💨 pump ⛽ and dump 💩 to 💦 cool off 💰😂 on the HOTTEST 🔥🔥 day 😵☀ of 💦💦 the year. 📅 So slut 😡🙈 on 😌🔛 down ⏬ ⬇️ and 🗣 spread 🍗💦🍗 those 🍑🍆 juicy thighs to get your 💃 LABORia pounded 🔨🔨⚒️ into submission 🧎🏻‍♀️. Send ➡📬 this 👆☝ to 7️⃣ of your high 🚬 twerkin’ 🤑🤑 hoes or else 🤷🤔 Uncle Sam 🇺🇸 is going to slide 🛝 in 👊 🙉🙀 the wrong labor hole ⛳