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Hoevember

    SORRY SLUTS‼️😔🎃 COCKTOBER🎃IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️♀️🚫BUT DON'T✖️ WORRY💁🏻‍♀️♀️HOEVEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏼🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👀🙏🏻 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗 TURKEY 🍗 ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING 🍑 STUFFED 🍑🌚 TONIGHT 🌚‼️ PREPARE🤞🏻UR PUSSIES👉🏻👉🏻 FOR SOME CUMKIN💦 PIE 🥧 CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 TO GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃 UP THAT SLOW ROASTED 🐔 COCK🐔 NOW 👇🏻 GIVE THAT TURKEY🐔 SOME GOOD 👍🏻 OL' JERKY ✊💦 AND GIVE (or receive 👀😉) THANKS FOR THAT GOOD DICK 🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7‼️ OF YOUR BEST HOES👯‍♀️♀️ TO LET THEM KNOW YOURE THANKFUL 🙏🏻 FOR HOEVEMBER 👏🏻👏🏻

    21 can you do sum fa meee

      Drake's new banger
      21, can you do sum fa meee 😩🙈
      do yo thang 21😩 do ya thang 🫣
      21, can u do sum for me? 🙈💕🍆🫦💋✨
      21 can u do smth fa me😵‍💫👌🏾👈🏾
      21 can you do something for me
      do yo thang 21 do yo thang
      🎵 Do yo thang 21 do yo thang 🎵

      Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked

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        Daylight Savings Fall Back

          Hey 👋 ❗️you Freaky 🍂 Fall 🍁 FUCKS ‼️it’s time ⏲️ to turn 🔄 that COCK 🐔 an hour back 🍑 and get some 🌾 autumn ASS 🍁🍑🍂🍑🍃. Before we spread 😷 our turkey 🦃 legs 🦵 🦵 and lick 👅 up all that gravy 🍦we need to sleep 😴 in and sleep 🛌 around 🌍 . This means 😋 LONGER 🍆 mornings and shorter 😒 😡😠 evenings. more time 🕰️ to ride 🚗 that morning 🌄WOOD 🌲 . So send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your most fuckable 😜😛 fall 🪵🍂 fiends 🦐🪱🐝🐔‼️ if you want your pumpkin 🎃 smashed 👌🏽👈🏽. Get 🔟 back and you’ll get your pumpkin 🎃 creampied 🍰. Get 5️⃣ back 😂😍😝 and you have some more 💯 leaves 🍃 to rake 🧹. get none 0️⃣ back and gobble 🦃 gobble 🇹🇷 your turkey 🍗 meat is all dried up! 🛎️🥸🧐😩

          SAO Day

            HEY 👋🤣😆😶‍🌫️ KIRITHOTS ⚔️🗼💞👻 IT'S 6️⃣ NOVEMBER 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ AND THAT MEANS IT'S ⌛⏰⌛TIME TO GET YOUR 🎮🕹️😵 NERVE GEAR ON 😖🤤😫🤯!!!!!! Send this (⁠´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠`⁠)⁠→ message to 5️⃣ naughty 😈👻💦🔥🙊 beta 🤖 testers you want to form 🍆💦🍑a family 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦🏠👨‍👩‍👦💍 with when we 😍 get trapped 😬😨 in ⚔️SAO⚔️!!!!! IF you get 3️⃣ back 🔙🔙 that means YOU'RE A 🥳🥳 PRO 🎮🕹️🎮 GAMER AND WILL GET TO SUCK 😋😜🫢😏 ON ASUNAS 🍒🍒TITTIES 🍒🍒. Share ➡️➡️➡️or you'll end up being stuck on the 🥇 floor 😱🫣😡!!

            BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣

              BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣 i jjust PEED 🤣🤣🤣 OH THAT WAS SO 😂🤣 😂😂😂😂 FUN- 🤣🤣🤣-NNY 🤣 AAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣 NOW I FELL FROM THE BED HAHAHAHA🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I COULDNT 😂😂🤣🤣 HOLD MY LAUGHTER 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 NOOO THE NEIGHBOU- 🤣😂🤣 -RS ARE AT MY 🤣😂🤣 DOOR HAHAHA 🤣😂🤣 THEY PROBABLY HEARD ME 😂😂😂😂 LAUGHTING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 THEY JUST TOOK THE DOOR DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 THEY ARE 😂🤣😂😂😂😂 BRINGING THE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 POLICE 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I GOT TO THE POLICE 🤣 STATION FOR 🤣😂 INTEROGATION BUT I COULDNT 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 TALK BECAUSE OF 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF LAUGHTEEER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣😂🤣😂 THEY DECIDED TO 🤣😂🤣😂 PUT ME ON A TRIAL HAHAHAH 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF COUR- 🤣😂🤣😂 -SE I COULD NOT TALK 😂🤣😂 TO THE JUDGE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND THEY GAVE ME DEATH 😂🤣😂🤣 PENALTY 💀 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 NOW I WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND GUESS WHAT, 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM LAUGHTING at 😂 YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA 🤣 THEY ASKED ME WHAT WAS MY LAST ( 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ) WISH AND I SAID 🤣😂🤣😂 I WANT TO 😂🤣😂 SEE YOUR JOKE FOR 🤣😂🤣 THE LAST TIME 😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHHA BRO THAT WAS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 I'M PEEING MY PANTS HAHAHAHAH 😂🤣😂 NOW IM DEAD HAHAHA 😂🤣😂 AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BUT BE SURE YOUR JOKE 😂😂🤣😂 IS SOOOO FUNNYYYT HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂