Skip to content

Daylight Savings Fall Back

    Hey πŸ‘‹ ❗️you Freaky πŸ‚ Fall 🍁 FUCKS ‼️it’s time ⏲️ to turn πŸ”„ that COCK πŸ” an hour back πŸ‘ and get some 🌾 autumn ASS πŸπŸ‘πŸ‚πŸ‘πŸƒ. Before we spread 😷 our turkey πŸ¦ƒ legs 🦡 🦡 and lick πŸ‘… up all that gravy 🍦we need to sleep 😴 in and sleep πŸ›Œ around 🌍 . This means πŸ˜‹ LONGER πŸ† mornings and shorter πŸ˜’ 😑😠 evenings. more time πŸ•°οΈ to ride πŸš— that morning πŸŒ„WOOD 🌲 . So send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your most fuckable πŸ˜œπŸ˜› fall πŸͺ΅πŸ‚ fiends 🦐πŸͺ±πŸπŸ”‼️ if you want your pumpkin πŸŽƒ smashed πŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸ½. Get πŸ”Ÿ back and you’ll get your pumpkin πŸŽƒ creampied 🍰. Get 5️⃣ back πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜ and you have some more πŸ’― leaves πŸƒ to rake 🧹. get none 0️⃣ back and gobble πŸ¦ƒ gobble πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· your turkey πŸ— meat is all dried up! πŸ›ŽοΈπŸ₯ΈπŸ§πŸ˜©