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IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SOUTH PARK REFERENCE??

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      HAVE A LUSTY😫 LEIF🍃 ERIKSON☀️ DAY

        As we all know, the cocky🍆 Christopher Columbus🚌 sailed⛵️ the ocean🌊 blue in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ on a quest for spices🌶 and even spicier🔥 sex. What a lot of us don't realize🤡, however, is that cucklord🤢 Chris was an even sussier🤔 baka🤮 than we thought💭. About 5️⃣ centuries prior, a naughty😈 Nord🚣‍♂️ by the name of Leif🍃 Erikson☀️ had already set foot🦶 on the North⬆️ American🌎 continent. Our lecherously😵‍💫 libidinous😛 Leify boi was on his way to Greenland🇬🇱 when he got blown👄🌭 off course to land in the greatest country on earth🗺: that's right, Canada🇨🇦!!1! Now, every president since Lyndong🍌 B. Johnson🌽 has recognized lascivious😳 Leif🍁, and you should too. Make sure you celebrate🎉 the true spirit👻 of today📆 by getting colonized in the ass🍑 by a voluminous🤤 viking!! Share this with 1️⃣3️⃣ historical hoebuckets🪣 who are horny👹 for nutty🥒💦 Nords. You'd better hope you get at least 🔟 back, or else instead of a sensual🥵 sexplorer❤️‍🔥, you'll be nothing but a Santa🎅 Maria sleazebag‼️

        ITS BOYFRIENDS DAY💁‍♂️

          🗣️ATTENTION 🫡 SLUTS AND BOY TOYS‼️ ITS BOYFRIENDS DAY💁‍♂️ You know what THAT means 😏💦 Today 📆 is the DAY 🕺 we celebrate 🎉 our mans 👨‍🦰 and our man’s mans 👯‍♂️ so POP 💥 your PUSSY 🐱 for some 🍆BIG BOYFRIEND DICK🍆and take a BIG SIP 😮‍💨💦 of some YUMMY CUMMIES, girlfriend!!🤤💞 send this to 🔟‼️ other BITCH BOYS 😫 or your BOY HOLE 🕳️ won’t be made FULL😢💔 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 💦 you have 5️⃣ BOYFRIENDS 😳 if you get 🔟 BACK 😮‍💨 you have 🔟 BOYFRIENDS 😏 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK ❤️‍🔥 you will NEVER 🙅🏼 be single 🧍AGAIN 👰👰🏻‍♂️🤵🏽🤵🏿‍♂️👰🏼‍♂️🤵🏻🤵‍♂️💒

          Bheeeeeeemm!!🦧 Bheem ki shaktiiiii ⚡

            Bheeeeeeemm! 🦧

Bheem ki shakti ⚡, dhoom machaye 😩, general wale 🤡, maa chudaye 🙏🏻. Quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥳, quota Bheem quota Bheem 😘, Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥰.

Dil ka ye rangeen 🏳‍🌈, seats khane ki machine 😄... Reservation ka shaukeen 🛐. Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥸. SC/ST ka ye yaar 😜, OBC ka madadgaar 🥵. Haa haa haa, general ki maare ye gaand 🍑. Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 😳. General ki naukri kha jaye Bheem, shakti aisi dikhaye 🤟.

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Bheem ki shakti ⚡, dhoom machaye 😩, general wale 🤡, maa chudaye 🙏🏻. Quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥳, quota Bheem quota Bheem 😘, Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥰.
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            MEET ME AT THE BACK OF CLOUD 9️⃣ VAPE🚬🚬🚬🚬😽😽 SHOP

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