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6/9 Day

    DID SOMEBODY ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿซฃ SAY NICE ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚ THATS RIGHT YOU HORNY FUCKERS ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜ˆ TODAY IS 6/9 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ THATS THE SEX NUMBER โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ŒSO FIND YOUR REVERSE ROMPING SLUTS ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜น AND GET A GOOD MOUTHFUL ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅด DONT LET MOM KNOW ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งTHAT YOU RIDE FACE LIKE A DERBY JOCKEY ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿค  WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BLOW ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ต OFF WORK ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ“ˆ FOR THIS NATIONAL HOLIDAY ๐Ÿซก๐ŸŽ‰ FUCK INFLATION AND THIS ECONOMY ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ BUT I KNOW WHERE ITS FREE TO EAT OUT ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ FOR ALL MY MATH BITCHES OUT THERE ๐Ÿงฎ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ THE SQUARE ROOT OF 69 ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰ IS ATE SOMETHING ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต OH DONT FORGET โŒ๐ŸคžMAKE SURE TO TELL ROB GRONKOWSKI HAPPY BIRTHDAY ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿˆ IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ OF YOUR FINEST FELLATIO FIENDS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฎ OR YOULL BE STARVED ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜– OF DADDYโ€™S CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ IF YOU GET AT LEAST 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ BACK THEN YOURE READY ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค“ TO TAKE ANYTHING HEAD ON ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸซจMAKE SURE YOURE GIVIN IF YOURE GONNA BE GETTIN!!!!

    NYC air quality alert

      Whatโ€™s โ”โ“๐Ÿค” that smell? ๐Ÿ‘ƒ Is that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค” your โš ๏ธ pussy ๐Ÿ˜ผ on ๐Ÿ”› fire? ๐Ÿ”ฅ No ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ™…itโ€™s the air ๐Ÿ’จ quality. ๐Ÿ‘Œ Thatโ€™s ๐ŸŽŠ right โžก๏ธ folks, ๐Ÿ‘ฅ thereโ€™s ๐Ÿ›’ some ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’ฏ burning ๐Ÿ’จin ๐Ÿ˜ฉ the northern ๐Ÿ”border ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž and itโ€™s not ๐Ÿ˜ฃ from ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Š a fat ๐Ÿ‘ass ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜‚ blunt. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšฌ Those ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆCanadians have ๐Ÿ˜ค gotten ๐Ÿ™ a little โ–ช๏ธtoo ๐Ÿ˜ข careless and now โœŠ๐Ÿ˜ฑ us ๐Ÿ‘จ AMERICANS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ have to suffer. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Itโ€™s time ๐Ÿ•“ to storm ๐ŸŒ™ the northern โ„๏ธ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿคงborder ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž this year ๐ŸŽ† instead ๐Ÿš” of the capitol. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Be ๐Ÿคฐ sure ๐Ÿ™… to grab ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š your ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿšช free ๐Ÿ’œ masks ๐Ÿ˜ท (NOT โŒ FOR ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜™ COVID ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ  I ๐Ÿ˜ก REPEAT ๐Ÿ” NOT ๐Ÿšซ FOR ๐Ÿ”„COVID) ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ  and pray ๐Ÿ™ you ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ”ฅ make ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ it to your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ metro ๐Ÿš‡ stop. ๐Ÿ›‘ Send ๐Ÿ“ฉ this to 1 ๐Ÿ‘Š friend ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฌ and you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ wonโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜Œ get ๐Ÿ˜ฉ a collapse ๐Ÿ’จlung. Send ๐Ÿ“จ๐Ÿ“ง this to 5 ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚ friends ๐Ÿ˜ท and you โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ• will ๐Ÿ˜œโšฝ get a bonus 5 ๐Ÿ”ณ feet ๐Ÿ‘ฃ of visibility ๐Ÿ‘€. Send โœ‰๏ธโœ‰๏ธโœ‰๏ธ this to 10 ๐Ÿ•‘ friends ๐Ÿ‘ฌ and Biden ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‘ค will ๐Ÿ’€ use ๐Ÿ˜ the smoke ๐Ÿšฌ haze for 4๏ธโƒฃ a cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž ass ๐Ÿ˜ rave party ๐Ÿฅณ on ๐Ÿ”› the national ๐Ÿ˜ mall๐ŸŒด
      THE ๐ŸŒซ๏ธSMOG๐ŸŒซ๏ธ IS CUMMING TO BLOW YOU AWAY ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ Calling all spitters ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’งand squirters ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠWeโ€™ve got to WET ๐Ÿšฟ๐ŸšฟDOWN these ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒฒwildfires ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ”ฅ Itโ€™s H O T in ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆCanada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆand they dropped us a big load so start pumping your HOES ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Stay inside for all VIGOROUS activity ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ซMask up ๐Ÿ˜ท outside unless you want to be ๐Ÿ˜ตCHOKED ๐Ÿ˜ต by Canadas thick bush ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ climate CUMMIES If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you wonโ€™t get fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ COCK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† from big dick daddy fireFUCKERS๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš’โ›‘๏ธ

      OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ

        OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ Uwu ๐Ÿ˜š We make a fucky wucky!! ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ A wittle fucko boingo! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ซ The code monkeys ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰at our headquarters ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ’ค are working VEWY HAWD ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ to fix this! โ™ฟ๏ธ

        PIZZA TOWER REFERENCE???

          IS THAT AN PIZZA TOWER REFERENCE?????? PIZZA TIME!๐Ÿ•PIZZA TIME!๐Ÿ• PIZZA TIME!!!!!๐Ÿ• PIZZA HEAD IS COMING๐Ÿ•!!!! YOU GOTTA RUN๐Ÿ•!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ GET ALL THE TOPPINGS๐Ÿ•!!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ WHAT YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA TOWER MEMES๐Ÿ•???? EWWWW I RATE THAT A โ€œCโ€ FOR CRINGE OPINION๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•!!!! YOU MADE ME DO THE PEPPINO SCREAM FOR HOW AWFUL YOU ARE AT MAKING OPINIONS๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(peppino[me] screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(cowboy cheese guy screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAA(noisy guy screaming)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(pizza head screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• You are a total pizza tower FAKER๐Ÿ•(get it itโ€™s fake peepino reference XDDDDDDD) huh? am I annoying to you๐Ÿ•?????? Kinda reminds me of THE NOISE๐Ÿ•!!!!!(I am proud of that statement๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜) I GET MORE BITCHES THAN YOU๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ„๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ(you should try the minus 8 women mod itโ€™s SEXY YOU LONELY ASS!!!!) CHEESE TO MEET YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!๐Ÿ•๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿง€

          Hurricane Season

            GET READY FOR THE BIG ONE ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ TODAY IS THE START OF HURRICANE SEASON ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ˜ฌ AND ALL YOU SLUTTY STORM SURGERS BETTER GET READY ๐Ÿ˜ค๐ŸŒŠ MAKE SURE YOU ๐Ÿซต CAN HANDLE A CATAWHOREY 5๏ธโƒฃ EVEN IF THE BIG ONES SCARE YOU ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฐ LOAD UP WITH PROTECTION ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿชต BEFORE YOU GET ALL WET ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ˜… WITH CORIOLIS EFFECT CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ NAUGHTY MOTHER NATURE ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ’ IS READY TO SLAM YOU HARD ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ซ AND SHES HORNY FOR HURRICANES ๐ŸŒช๏ธโ›ˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจโ€ผ๏ธ LOOK OUT โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจโ€ผ๏ธ THAT STORM IS CUMMING ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ต AND ITS GONNA WAKE THE NEIGHBORS ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท MAKE SURE TO CALL UP AL ROKER ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ AND ASK DADDY TO GO EASY ON YOUR FORESKIN๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅฉ I MEAN CAST ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซก SEND THIS TO ๐Ÿ”Ÿ HURRICANE HOTTIES ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ OR YOUโ€™LL GET NO HURRICANE THOTTIES ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’… IF YOU GET 5๏ธโƒฃ RETURNED YOUโ€™RE SURE TO GET YOUR BACK AND WINDOWS BLOWN OUT ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ GET ALL ๐Ÿ”Ÿ AND THE STORM SURGE โ›ˆ๏ธโ˜”๏ธ IS ALREADY INSIDE YOUR EVACUATION ZONE ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰ PREPARE FOR A TY-POON!! ๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ˜น
            heY ๐Ÿ‘‹ u StOrMii ๐ŸŒง โ˜”๏ธ SLUTZZZ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‹Hurricane โ›ˆ IDA is CUMMING ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ & so is this DICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†โ€ผ๏ธ....Ladies ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ you ready for some Category 5๏ธโƒฃ ASS fuCkIn ??? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒจ๐ŸŒง A state of ๐ŸšจEmerJIZZcy ๐Ÿšจhas been ๐Ÿ˜ฑ DICKlared ๐Ÿš” for New WHORE-leans, ๐Ÿ˜ต MissiTITsi, ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸผPENISSEE ๐Ÿค  & ArkansASS ๐Ÿ‘โ€ผ๏ธNo matter๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธwhere you at ๐ŸŒŽ dAt pussyโ€™s ๐Ÿฑgonna be DRenChEd! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช When IDA CUMS ๐Ÿ’ฆ it's gonna be WET n WILD. ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸฝSo make SURE to get the PROPER ๐Ÿ˜‰ PROTECTION ๐Ÿ†. Cus the wind ๐Ÿ’จ is not gonna be the only thing BLOWIN tonight ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘…. SEND to of your 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ WETTEST bitches to get DRENCHED ๐Ÿ˜ by Daddy tonight! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘….

            TW: Why “Trigger Warning” is considered a trigger.

              โ€ผ๏ธ โ€ผ๏ธ โ€ผ๏ธ TW: Trigger Warning โ€ผ๏ธ โ€ผ๏ธ โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
              
              ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽTrigger warnings are warnings that are placed at the beginning of a post to warn the reader๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต of potential traumatic triggers ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คthat may be contained inside the post. However, for some, reading the "Trigger Warning" ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญpart of the trigger warning may cause trauma๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… in which will ultimately make the trigger warning useless๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ, as warning the reader of triggers can be a trigger.๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ Why? Who knows, but "Trigger ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ดWarnings" are traumatic experiences, too. Because of this, I offer a simple solution ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œto end the trigger warning trigger.๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Simply do not use trigger warnings. ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸคจWhy no trigger warnings? Well, ๐Ÿ—ฃto simply put it, trigger warnings are managing to trigger individuals who have seen countless trigger warnings, because ๐ŸŽƒthere are triggers for everything. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎBy not using a trigger warning,โค we won't have people getting triggered by seeing "Trigger Warning" at the top of a post. Therefore, ending this trigger๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ warning trigger๐Ÿ‘ฃ possibility in the list of๐Ÿ˜ช triggers. Well, without trigger warnings, there is a potential that there would be no way to warn a user about possible traumatic๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’Œ experience triggers that๐Ÿง  may set someone off,โ›ทโ›ทโ›ท causing ๐Ÿ’ฅthem to type a 500 page rant ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จon why this and that doesn't work with that because that left the๐Ÿ’ซ family home to go get ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบmilk. An alternative to the big "T๐ŸW" or "Trigger Warning" at the top of a post, just say what is the trigger so that someone cannot be triggered by seeing "Trigger Warning". For example: "Stuff talking about the brand new๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„ My ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„Little๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„ Pony๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„ Convention๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฝ is up ahead, beware!๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€" Getting straight๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž to the point with your warning can advise users to be cautious ๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ’ขwhile reading your amazing๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ”† post. Thank you๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ for coming๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ to my ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธTED๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ talk.