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HAVE A LUSTY😫 LEIF🍃 ERIKSON☀️ DAY
As we all know, the cocky🍆 Christopher Columbus🚌 sailed⛵️ the ocean🌊 blue in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ on a quest for spices🌶 and even spicier🔥 sex. What a lot of us don't realize🤡, however, is that cucklord🤢 Chris was an even sussier🤔 baka🤮 than we thought💭. About 5️⃣ centuries prior, a naughty😈 Nord🚣♂️ by the name of Leif🍃 Erikson☀️ had already set foot🦶 on the North⬆️ American🌎 continent. Our lecherously😵💫 libidinous😛 Leify boi was on his way to Greenland🇬🇱 when he got blown👄🌭 off course to land in the greatest country on earth🗺: that's right, Canada🇨🇦!!1! Now, every president since Lyndong🍌 B. Johnson🌽 has recognized lascivious😳 Leif🍁, and you should too. Make sure you celebrate🎉 the true spirit👻 of today📆 by getting colonized in the ass🍑 by a voluminous🤤 viking!! Share this with 1️⃣3️⃣ historical hoebuckets🪣 who are horny👹 for nutty🥒💦 Nords. You'd better hope you get at least 🔟 back, or else instead of a sensual🥵 sexplorer❤️🔥, you'll be nothing but a Santa🎅 Maria sleazebag‼️ITS BOYFRIENDS DAY💁♂️
🗣️ATTENTION 🫡 SLUTS AND BOY TOYS‼️ ITS BOYFRIENDS DAY💁♂️ You know what THAT means 😏💦 Today 📆 is the DAY 🕺 we celebrate 🎉 our mans 👨🦰 and our man’s mans 👯♂️ so POP 💥 your PUSSY 🐱 for some 🍆BIG BOYFRIEND DICK🍆and take a BIG SIP 😮💨💦 of some YUMMY CUMMIES, girlfriend!!🤤💞 send this to 🔟‼️ other BITCH BOYS 😫 or your BOY HOLE 🕳️ won’t be made FULL😢💔 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 💦 you have 5️⃣ BOYFRIENDS 😳 if you get 🔟 BACK 😮💨 you have 🔟 BOYFRIENDS 😏 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK ❤️🔥 you will NEVER 🙅🏼 be single 🧍AGAIN 👰👰🏻♂️🤵🏽🤵🏿♂️👰🏼♂️🤵🏻🤵♂️💒Bheeeeeeemm!!🦧 Bheem ki shaktiiiii ⚡
Bheeeeeeemm! 🦧
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Bheeeeeeemm! 🦧
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HEY YOU!!! 😉 HEY SWEETIE😻 🎂🎂😊YOU GOT WHAT I NEED 👅😳🥴😈 I am offering you THE 🍁 👄👈🏽🍁 CHANCE TO🙌🏽 JOIN MY UNDERGROUND😩😻😻👋😩 SEX RING👈🏽 😩 😩 😉 THE🙀 😂😉👻 WINNER TAKES IT ALL🙀⚡💡🔥😵 so you NEED 🌚 to see this 😘 👹🎃🫶😼TAKE THIS OFFER😊 SO THAT YOU🎃 CAN FIND OUT HOW SLUTTY 😘 YOU REALLY ARE💯 💥 MEET ME AT THE BACK OF CLOUD 9️⃣ VAPE🚬🚬🚬🚬😽😽 SHOP SHOP SO WE CAN🎈 ⚰️ 💦 💦 TAKE THIS 🎂 BITCH FOR A SPIN💦 ⚰️ WHAT CAN DAT ASS DO????? 🔮 🔮 🔮 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣ 0️⃣ 0️⃣ OTHER SLUTTY👯♀️✨✨ 🍃 SINGLES SO✨ WE CAN 😻 RLLY HAVE SOME FUN✨😋IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ OTHER SLUTTY SLIDERS YOUR FATHER WILL BUILD AN UNDERGROUND METHLAB👨🦲🔭🧪🔬 BUT IF YOU SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ SLIPPIN' SLUTS🗾💁🎈 YOU'LL GET SOME GOOD 🇵🇺🇸🇸SS🇾 TONIGHT😘😘😜😜😈ITS FINALLY FALL 🍁🍁🍁
ITS FINNALLY FALL🌬🍁🍂. You know what that means! Jump ⬆️⬆️in the PILE👬👭👫because it’s 🚨CUFFING🚨 ⛓🔑🔒season. Time to SPREAD⬅️➡️🤸♀️ your LADY 🫦LEAVES🍂🍁 and FALL 🙇♀️on this DICK🍆🍆. But don’t forget to WRAP🤞 up! It’s SWEATER weather 🧥🧣🧤for a reason. The pumpkin 🍑❓ CREAMPIEs💦 may be SPICY🌶☕️, but you DONT ‼️🙅♀️want an early 🤰SCARE 😰before THIS⬇️🕓 SPOOKY 👻season. So light 🔥your fall 🍃SCENTS🌿🤔, take a hay RIDE🚜🌾 on this DICK😤, and BEND OVER 😳and BOB⬆️⬇️🧎♀️for apples🍎🍏. If you want to RAKE🧹 in BITCHES👯♀️ this year, SEND🔜 THIS to 10 😍potential CUFFED-up CUMmers💦😩 OR ELSE ‼️🫣you’ll be drinking FAPple ✊🍆🤏cider ALONE 😱this CUFFING SEASON😤😤😤.