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Shadow Wizard Money Gang, we love casting spells

    SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG, WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯
    SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANNG ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
    SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG🗣️🗣️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️💸🤑🤑🤑
    WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS 💯💯🗣️🗣️🤑🤑🙏🙏🙏
    SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣🗣
    WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS🔥🔥🔥
    WIZARDS ON 🔝🔝🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🗣️🗣️💸💸💸💸
    WE LOVE CASTIN' SPELLZ 🗣🫖🔥🔥
    this song is sponsored by, THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT😈😈😈
    WE LOVE CASTING SPELLZZZ 🧙‍♂️🗣️🔥🥶
    SHADOW WIZARD 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️MONEY GANNG ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️WE LOVE CASTIN' SPELLZ 🗣🫖🔥🔥this song is sponsored by, THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT😈😈😈

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY! 😍🍆💦🎂

      Hello 👋 daddy! 😍😍😍
      
      Are you 🥰🫵 ready? 🤔❓
      
      It's YOUR 🥵🫵 birthday 📅🥳🎂
      
      So 💡let's become 👉 gay! 🌈👨‍🤝‍👨💕
      
      I 🤗 will obey 🫡
      
      Every single ☝️ word 💬 you say 🗣️
      
      Getting down ⬇️ on my knees 🧎
      
      Begging 😭🙏you please 🥺👉👈
      
      To fully 💯 release 😫🍆
      
      All 🥛 of your 🫵 cummies! 🍆💦😛
      
      I love 😍 when you tease 😏
      
      With 🪣 your dick 🐓 cheese 🧀
      
      Be 🐝 like a mole 👁️👄👁️
      
      And DICK 🍆💦 inside ➡️ my 🙋buttHOLE 🍑🕳️
      
      I hope 🤓 you enjoy 😊✨
      
      Using 👉👌 me 🤤 as a toy 🧸

      Burger King ad

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        Junior, double, triple Whopper
        Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
        I rule this daaay
        Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
        It’s okay if I don’t want that
        Impossible or bacon Whopper
        Any Whopper my waaay
        
        Youuu ruuule you’re seizing the day 
        At Beee Kaaay, have it your waaay
        YOU RULE!
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          FOREVER ♾️♾️♾️FAP 💦🍌🤏FEBRUARY

            We're halfway 🥑 through JUST 😏😏😏JERK 👌🍆💦 JANUARY☃️☃️😳😳, so it's time to get ready for... FOREVER ♾️♾️♾️FAP 💦🍌🤏FEBRUARY2️⃣!!! THAT'S RIGHT, WE WERE JUST GETTING WARMED 😏UP THIS MONTH!🤯🤯🤯 Already feeling TIRED😮‍💨?
            
            Got no chocolate 0️⃣🍫🍫🍫on VALENTINE'S 2️⃣💝1️⃣4️⃣? WELL NOT TO WORRY😔 MY DEAR FARMING TOOLS😈😈, because it's time for FOREVER ♾️♾️♾️FAP 💦🍌🤏FEBRUARY2️⃣!!! Whip out your GLIZZY🥵🥵 and FAP😧🥴😩✊🍆🌊🌊🌊🌊🧻till you're DIZZY🤪 because it's time🕒🔜 to train🏋️ your French🤮🤮🤮 CHIPOLATA🍗 into a German🇩🇪😈 BRATWURST🍗🍗🍗

            Roth IRA

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