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Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked

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    It’s 🗳 ERECTION 🍆 Day!

      🇺🇸 Calling all 🙌🏻 DEMOCRACY-LOVING📈DICK SUCKERS! 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽🍆💦👅👅👅Today is ERECTION DAY 😮💯💁🏽‍♂️ so it’s time to fulfill✅ our CUNTstitutional right to 🇺🇸vote 🗳🗳for our smartest 🤓 & 👅 SLUTTIEST 😈 poliTITcians!🏛 😩😩👅👅💎👑 Whether you’re a RepubliCUNT 🐘 or DICKocrat🐴, the HOT 🔥 topics of this years 🗓ERECTIONS🌽 include how 😛 to sTiMuLaTe 👉🏼🐱👈🏼 the economy, 💉 impHOES 😂 taxes on the rich, 💸💸💸 and➡️ pASS 🩺🥼MeDICKare 👅 for All! 🏥 So FILL✒️ in ✍️those HOLES 🕳 then run 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ dat 😮 American 🇺🇸Ass 🍑🍑 on home 🏡to get your 🐱ballot box🐱 STUFFED💦💦 by Daddy all night long💞💞😍Send this to🔟 of your raunchiest💃🏻 registered 📝ratchets 🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence!✍️If you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩 if you get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back or more, you’ll be 🇷🇺🪆PUTIN office 🏛next year 😂😂😂😂
      Calling all my democracy📈🗳loving dick suckers🍆💦👅👅👅there’s only 1 DAY 😩👻 til ⬆️ERECTION⬆️ day💯🙎🏼💁🏼♂️and we finna pop🍒🍒this political🇺🇸pussy😩💦and RIDE🏇this vote raw😩😩👅👅 shoutout👏👂🏻to all my constitutional📜C*NTS💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💍💯who ready for that NEW💍NEW💎👑send this to🔟of your raunchiest💃🏻registered📝🗳ratchets🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence✍️if you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩if you get🔥FIVE🔥back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back 👯🙏🏻💯we ALL gettin that ERECTION🇺🇸DAY🇺🇸DICK ⚖️💯🍆🔥💦👅😩
      TODAY 😫😫

Is 👀👀👀👀👀

ELECTION DAY 👏👏👀💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅👅

Election 👀 is only 🤠 1 letter off from 🍆 🍆🍆🍆 ERECTION 😎😎😎😎😎 Get out to the polls 👀👏😍🤪 Before u dance on that pole 😯🥴 USA stands for United ♥️♥️♥️ States 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Of 👀👀 ASS 🍑 🍑🍑 Get that civic duty Booty 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫👏👏✌️✌️✌️😍😍😍😍👏👏👏👏👏👏🍆🍆 Rock the vote 😍😍😍😍 Then🤔🤔🤔🤔 Rock that pussy 👅💦👅💦 George Washington 😮😮 Died 😵😵😓😓😓😓 So u could Suck titties 😎👅🤪 on nov 5th!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Send to 1776 of ur most civically engaged bitches 👀😍👅😍💦😵🍑

Or daddy Thomas Jefferson will haunt you 😮😮😮😮😮😮

      Daylight Savings Fall Back

        Hey 👋 ❗️you Freaky 🍂 Fall 🍁 FUCKS ‼️it’s time ⏲️ to turn 🔄 that COCK 🐔 an hour back 🍑 and get some 🌾 autumn ASS 🍁🍑🍂🍑🍃. Before we spread 😷 our turkey 🦃 legs 🦵 🦵 and lick 👅 up all that gravy 🍦we need to sleep 😴 in and sleep 🛌 around 🌍 . This means 😋 LONGER 🍆 mornings and shorter 😒 😡😠 evenings. more time 🕰️ to ride 🚗 that morning 🌄WOOD 🌲 . So send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your most fuckable 😜😛 fall 🪵🍂 fiends 🦐🪱🐝🐔‼️ if you want your pumpkin 🎃 smashed 👌🏽👈🏽. Get 🔟 back and you’ll get your pumpkin 🎃 creampied 🍰. Get 5️⃣ back 😂😍😝 and you have some more 💯 leaves 🍃 to rake 🧹. get none 0️⃣ back and gobble 🦃 gobble 🇹🇷 your turkey 🍗 meat is all dried up! 🛎️🥸🧐😩

        SAO Day

          HEY 👋🤣😆😶‍🌫️ KIRITHOTS ⚔️🗼💞👻 IT'S 6️⃣ NOVEMBER 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ AND THAT MEANS IT'S ⌛⏰⌛TIME TO GET YOUR 🎮🕹️😵 NERVE GEAR ON 😖🤤😫🤯!!!!!! Send this (⁠´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠`⁠)⁠→ message to 5️⃣ naughty 😈👻💦🔥🙊 beta 🤖 testers you want to form 🍆💦🍑a family 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦🏠👨‍👩‍👦💍 with when we 😍 get trapped 😬😨 in ⚔️SAO⚔️!!!!! IF you get 3️⃣ back 🔙🔙 that means YOU'RE A 🥳🥳 PRO 🎮🕹️🎮 GAMER AND WILL GET TO SUCK 😋😜🫢😏 ON ASUNAS 🍒🍒TITTIES 🍒🍒. Share ➡️➡️➡️or you'll end up being stuck on the 🥇 floor 😱🫣😡!!

          BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣

            BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣 i jjust PEED 🤣🤣🤣 OH THAT WAS SO 😂🤣 😂😂😂😂 FUN- 🤣🤣🤣-NNY 🤣 AAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣 NOW I FELL FROM THE BED HAHAHAHA🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I COULDNT 😂😂🤣🤣 HOLD MY LAUGHTER 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 NOOO THE NEIGHBOU- 🤣😂🤣 -RS ARE AT MY 🤣😂🤣 DOOR HAHAHA 🤣😂🤣 THEY PROBABLY HEARD ME 😂😂😂😂 LAUGHTING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 THEY JUST TOOK THE DOOR DOWN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 THEY ARE 😂🤣😂😂😂😂 BRINGING THE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 POLICE 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I GOT TO THE POLICE 🤣 STATION FOR 🤣😂 INTEROGATION BUT I COULDNT 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 TALK BECAUSE OF 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF LAUGHTEEER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣😂🤣😂 THEY DECIDED TO 🤣😂🤣😂 PUT ME ON A TRIAL HAHAHAH 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OF COUR- 🤣😂🤣😂 -SE I COULD NOT TALK 😂🤣😂 TO THE JUDGE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND THEY GAVE ME DEATH 😂🤣😂🤣 PENALTY 💀 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 NOW I WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE 🤣😂🤣😂 AND GUESS WHAT, 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM LAUGHTING at 😂 YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA 🤣 THEY ASKED ME WHAT WAS MY LAST ( 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ) WISH AND I SAID 🤣😂🤣😂 I WANT TO 😂🤣😂 SEE YOUR JOKE FOR 🤣😂🤣 THE LAST TIME 😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHHA BRO THAT WAS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 I'M PEEING MY PANTS HAHAHAHAH 😂🤣😂 NOW IM DEAD HAHAHA 😂🤣😂 AND I CAN'T PEE ANYMORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BUT BE SURE YOUR JOKE 😂😂🤣😂 IS SOOOO FUNNYYYT HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

            Hahaha women ☕️

              🇬🇧 hahaha women ☕ 🇹🇷 hahaha kadınlar ☕ 🇲🇰 хахаха жени ☕ 🇨🇳 哈哈哈女人 ☕ 🇦🇿 hahaha qadınlar ☕ 🇩🇪 hahaha frauen ☕ 🇧🇬 хахаха жени ☕ 🇷🇺 ахаха женщины ☕ 🇦🇱 hahaha gra ☕ 🇨🇿 hahaha ženy ☕ 🇮🇩 hahaha wanita ☕ 🇬🇪 ჰაჰაჰა ქალები ☕ 🇫🇷 hahaha les femmes ☕ 🇭🇷 hahaha žene ☕ 🇮🇳 हाहाहा महिला ☕ 🇪🇸 jajaja mujeres ☕ 🇮🇹 ahahah donne ☕ 🇯🇵 女草草草 ☕ 🇰🇿 хахаха әйелдер ☕ 🇰🇬 хахаха аялдар ☕ 🇰🇷 하하하 여자들 ☕ 🇹🇯 хахаха занхо ☕ 🇹🇲 hahaha aýallar ☕ 🇺🇦 ха-ха-ха жінки ☕ 🇬🇷 χαχαχα γυναίκες ☕ 🇱🇹 Cha Cha Cha, Moterys ☕️
🇸🇪 hahaha kvinnor ☕ 🇳🇱 Hahaha vrouwen ☕ 🇫🇮 Hahaha naiset ☕ 🇵🇱 hahaha kobiety ☕ 🇭🇺 Hahaha nők ☕️ 🇵🇭 hahaha mga babae ☕ 🇻🇳 hahaha đàn bà ☕ 🇷🇴 hahaha femei ☕ 🇱🇻 Hahaha sieviete ☕️ 🇱🇺 hahaha Fraleit ☕️ 🇧🇩 হাহাহা নারী ☕ 🇧🇷 kkkkkkk mulher ☕ 🇨🇭 hahahaha wiiber ☕ 🇩🇰 hahaha kvinder ☕ 🇪🇪 hahahaha naised☕️ 🇿🇦 Hahaha vrouens ☕️ 🇲🇾 Hahaha betina ☕ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 hahaha merched ☕️ 🇲🇳 хэхэхэ эмэгчин ☕ 👽 ⍑ᔑ⍑ᔑ⍑ᔑ ∴𝙹ᒲᒷリ ☕️ 🇮🇪 Hahaha mná ☕️ 🇳🇴 hahaha kvinner ☕ 🇧🇦 hahaha zene ☕ 🇷🇸 хахаха жене ☕ 🇵🇹 hahaha mulheres ☕️