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DANCING 🕺💃WALKING 🚶🚷 REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑🛋️ BABS IS 👵 SHOPPING 🛍️ I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅🐓DANCING🕺🏻WALKING🚶🏻♂️REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑 BABS IS 👵🏼SHOPPING 🛒 I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅DANCING 🕺 WALKING 🚶♂️REARRANGING FURNITURE 🪑 BABS IS SHOPPING 🛍 I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE 🦅DANCING WALKING❗❗🗣🗣DANCING, WALKING
REARRANGING FURNITURE,
BABS IS SHOPPING,
I LET THE BIRD OUT OF THE CAGE🛑⚠️‼️ ALERT ‼️ WARNING ‼️⚠️🛑 IT IS JANUARY 31ST‼️THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH‼️🤯😳😱 NEXT UP ☝️☝️☝️ FEBRUARY 😰🥶🤮 ‼️BETTER GET YOUR ❤️ 💕 VALENTINE'S DAY 💕 ❤️ GIFTS NOW‼️ SO YOU 🛑DON'T🛑 DISAPPOINT 😢😔😓 YOUR LOVED ONES 🥰 BECAUSE YOU'RE A FORGETFUL 🤔😬 FUCK 🤬‼️ HOW HARD 🧐🤔 IS IT TO SET A REMINDER ANYWAY⁉️❓❗ OUR PHONES HAVE INTEGRATED CALENDARS 📆🗓️ MFER‼️ ⚠️🛑‼️ IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET LAID IN TWO WEEKS, HEED MY WARNING ‼️🛑⚠️G'day, mate! 🙋♂️ It's ASStralia day 🇦🇺🦘 so let’s turn up the heat 🥵🔥 and head on "down unda" 💋⬇️ to the biggest, 🍑 fattest island 🏝💦 in HOEciania 🌏🏖 and visit our 😲 "naurstiest" allies. 😍😏 Just because their ancestors got hung 🪢 for stealing horses 🐎 doesn’t mean they’re not HORSE 🐴 HUNG! 🍆😛🍆 We’ll start off in the capital of CanBARE-BACK to visit naughty 😳 little PM Antholey Albanussy 👨⚖️, who’s putting all the ASS🍑ylum seekers 🏃♀️🏃♂️ on Nauru 🇳🇷...oh naur! Next we’ll sing 🎙👨🎤 some traditional songs like “COCKaburra 🐥🐦🦜 sits in the old 🌲 cum 💦 tree 🌳” and “💃 BALLtzing Matilda 💃” with its “Once a jolly 🕺 SHAGman 💑,” then we're off to the 🌊 ORAL 👅 Sea 🏄♂️ to go 🤿 MUFF-diving 🤿 in the Great Barrier QUEEF 🐟💨💨 Then it's time to 🛫 go ✈ to Sydney 🛬 and visit famous Australian celebrities like NicHOLE Kidman 👱♀️, Toni HOLEette 👸, and HOLEivia Newton-John 👩🎤. Finally, we’ll head to the wild 😱 untrimmed ✂️ bush 🌳 to slap some 🍤 shrimp dick 🌭on the barbie 💁♀️, and have a dingo 🐕 eat you out, 👄👅💦 baby! Vegetarian? 🙅♂️🍖🙅♀️ No problem! Just slather 🍽 some VAGemite 🥫 on and slurp it down! 😝 Crikey, 🤯 now that's the life! 🌞😎⛱Please, take me and make my oil fields gush 💦 🛢️, Spank me with your big black drone ✈️ and tell me I've been a naughty rogue state 😈, I need your foreign aid all over me right now 🥵🤤. Open my market right up, and freedom right in. Run that big Abrams all over my field. Please daddy America 🇺🇸, I'll be your puppet you can do anything with me.
SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG, WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANNG ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG🗣️🗣️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️💸🤑🤑🤑WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS 💯💯🗣️🗣️🤑🤑🙏🙏🙏SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣🗣WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS🔥🔥🔥WIZARDS ON 🔝🔝🧙♂️🧙♂️🗣️🗣️💸💸💸💸WE LOVE CASTIN' SPELLZ 🗣🫖🔥🔥this song is sponsored by, THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT😈😈😈WE LOVE CASTING SPELLZZZ 🧙♂️🗣️🔥🥶SHADOW WIZARD 🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️MONEY GANNG ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️WE LOVE CASTIN' SPELLZ 🗣🫖🔥🔥this song is sponsored by, THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT😈😈😈Hello 👋 daddy! 😍😍😍
Are you 🥰🫵 ready? 🤔❓
It's YOUR 🥵🫵 birthday 📅🥳🎂
So 💡let's become 👉 gay! 🌈👨🤝👨💕
I 🤗 will obey 🫡
Every single ☝️ word 💬 you say 🗣️
Getting down ⬇️ on my knees 🧎
Begging 😭🙏you please 🥺👉👈
To fully 💯 release 😫🍆
All 🥛 of your 🫵 cummies! 🍆💦😛
I love 😍 when you tease 😏
With 🪣 your dick 🐓 cheese 🧀
Be 🐝 like a mole 👁️👄👁️
And DICK 🍆💦 inside ➡️ my 🙋buttHOLE 🍑🕳️
I hope 🤓 you enjoy 😊✨
Using 👉👌 me 🤤 as a toy 🧸