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Kwanzaa 👩🏾🎉👴🏿 is here ✔️ so light your candles hoes‼️ & get ready to suck 💦 some African dick!!!! 🍌🍆🌽👅 After you eat a feast 🌽🍅🍖🍓 & light 7️⃣ candles 🔥🕎 make sure you eat some pussy 👅💦🐱 & light up that good kush 🍁💨🍃🔥 Don’t forget to find African daddies 🇦🇫 in your area 🌐💯 to spend Kwanzaa with ✊🏾👅💦 so you ain't a lonely thot!!!! 😩😫 Send to 10 African zaddies 💪🏿 or else 😳😦 your ass will get colonized 🇺🇸👮🏻❌ by pasty crackers 👱🏻👴🏻 up in this bitch 😂👌🏾⚠️⚠️HEY YOU BEAUTIFUL SLUT 😍😍 KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS⁉️🤔 IT’S 🍑ASSUARY🍑 2ND! New Year's Day finally💦💦 CAME 💦💦 and WENT🏃♂️😢, BUTT 🍑 it's UP⬆️ to YOU 🫣🫵 and I 🧍♂️to 🎊 POP 🎊 OFF 😩💦and follow through with our 🎉🍾NEW YEARS🍾🎉RESOLUTIONS ✅✅ this TWENTY HORNY-THREE 🥵👉👌. Let’s take the first steps 👣👣👀 towards ➡️ achieving 🏅our DREAMS 🤤 and beCUM 😫💦 our BEST 🥇 selves 💅. Whether we want to eat 🤭💅 healthier🍎, exercise 🏋️♂️🤸♀️💦 more, learn 🤓📚, get plowed 🛻☃️by more dick 🍆🍆😩, now ⏰ is the time ⏳to start 🎬😳 working 💪 towards our goals. This is a 🚨REMINDER🚨 for your 💦CUM-filled 💦 BRAIN 🧠 that you CAN 🥫 do it and will have a great 😝2️⃣😍0️⃣🥵2️⃣😫3️⃣🍆💦💦! YOU 🫵 got this! SHARE 💌 THIS WITH 6️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR HOES TO SPREAD 🦵🦵⭐️✨POSITIVY⭐️✨ AND 🥵MOTIVATION🥵. Here’s to an amazing 🤩 year 🥳 FILLED💦🥵 with DICK 🍆🍆 and endless possibilities 😝😝💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 my beloved SLORE‼️👯😘 2022 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😔 We Laughed 😂💯🔥 We Cried 🥲😢😭 We Coughed… 😫💨🦠😷🤧 This year 📆 the sequel 🤩💃 to COVAGINA-69 🦠 dropped (called omiCROTCH)… 😷😳🌮😩 The eCOCKnomy 🤑 got really INFLATED (kinky)… 😳🎈😼 and Queef Elizabussy 👸🍑 Death Dropped 🤸🤪👏 right outta SUCKINGHAM 🔥 PALACE (OKURRRR)‼️ 🏰💂 Butt DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ Twenty-CUNTY-Three 2️⃣🅾️2️⃣3️⃣ 🗓🎉💥 has 💦⬇️ C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of twelve o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 BALLS ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦 all over u!!! 💦🤤😋🎉🎊 If u send this 💌 to 2️⃣3️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes 🥰👯😉 Daddy New Year 👨🏻😻😘👨👦will give u his special Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆😁😋😁😋😁😋 But if u DONT…. 😰 Ur gonna get a Happy New YEAST INFECTION 🤢🍄🍑🤮👎💥🎆 FAPPY NEW YEAR!🎊🎉 Twenty-CUNTY-Three 🗓🎉💥 has C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 sum Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈😜 Get out the Party Poppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz @ 12 o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 Balls ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫and CUMfetti🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢…. but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY HORNY-THREE😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣ NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦2️⃣💦3️⃣or you won’t be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻🎤👩🏼or 2023 will be dry and dickless 🙈🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪👅HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS 🍆
👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏼from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣3️⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ Happy 🥳 New 🥳 REAR 🍑 SLUTS 🍾 Yes ✅ you heard 🦻🏻 me right, it’s time ⏰ to book ✍🏻 that BBL 💃🏻 and get that ass 🍑 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️lown the fuck up 🕺🏽 and 🅱️lown the fuck out 💦 It’s officially 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣and you know what that means 2️⃣3️⃣boys 👦👦 to blow 💦💦 2️⃣3️⃣haters 💩💩 to keep mad 👺👺 2️⃣3️⃣sugar 🍭🍭 daddies 👨👧👨👧to fuck and 2️⃣3️⃣crimes ☠️☠️ to commit 👩🏻⚖️👩🏻⚖️ 🎇fireworks 🎆 won’t ❌ be the only 1️⃣ thing exploding 💥💥💥 tonight so cover 😷 your eyes 🙈🙈 and open 🙉🙉 your mouth 🐵 👄because we’re 🎬 starting this 2️⃣3️⃣year with a 🎊🎊🎊 bang 💣💣💣 so send 📩📩 this to 2️⃣3️⃣of your sexiest 👅👅 little cum 🌊🌊guzzling 😋😋 felons 💁🏻♀️💁🏻♀️ and if you get 2️⃣3️⃣back the 🥶🥶 snow ❄️❄️ fairy 🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️ will bless 🙏🏻🙏🏻 your bag 👛👛 if you get 1️⃣1️⃣ back, you’ll get away 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ with that 🚗🚗 hit and run ⚰️⚰️ but if you get 0️⃣ back, I’ll 🧍♀️🧍♀️personally 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️ murder 🔪🔪 you ‼️‼️ now 👏🏻👏🏻 drop 🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️ those 🏀🏀 balls ⚽️⚽️ in your 🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️ mouth 👄👄 and 🤱🏻🤱🏻 guzzle 😝😝 them 👯♀️👯♀️ like 🥂🥂champagne 🍾🍾days 😍😍😍SLAPPY 👋💫 NUDE 😳😝 YEAR EVE 🙈❗❗❗. I'm not 🙅♀️❌ in Times Square🍎🏙 but I can DROP⬇️ 👇some BALLS 🍒👄❗❗. When the ClOCK⏰🍆 STR0KES 😏 MIDnight😴😫❓❓👀 Confetti🎉🎊 wont ❌ be the only thing 🤔😓BLASTING 💦💥onto BYSTANDERS 👅🚨❗ RING 💍💎 in twenty thotty-three 💯with a gangBANG 🔞🆒️❗❗get it 😍😍 the joke is that 🤯🤯🤯🤯 the woman is about to lift her shirt🤯🤯😰😼😼😼😼 but the video 📼📼📼 cuts ✂️✂️✂️to something else,2,2,2,1,?1?1!1!1!1!1😅😅😅😅😅😅😅the joke, is sex!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😼😼😼😼😼😼 i cant believe op trolled🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌me like that!1!1!1 i literally had my dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦in my hand ✊✊✊✊✊✊what a silly goober‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕‼️❕‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥❗️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩💥Hey there you raw-dogging reindeer 🦌 🦌 🍆 💦 💦 😋 you egregious elves 🧝🏼+🧝🏽♀️= 🏕 🔞🌚you nefarious naughty listers 👨🏻 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 📝 it’s time to pop the cherry 🍒🚫 🤷🏻♀️ in Virgin Mary 🔑🦵🏼🔒🦵🏼 and take a hoe 💁🏽♀️ under the missletoe 🍃 👩❤️💋👨💦 🔞because it’s finally DICKmas!!! 🎄🎄💦💦💦 🎅🏻 So if you’re down for some foreplay in the sleigh 🛷 🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💨 👵🏻 and wanna get whimsy 😏 inside the chimney 🪵 🔥 🥵 😉 👌🏼 then stop the shopping 🛒 🛍 and give your girl a cocking 🍆 🍆 💦 🤤 in her lady stocking 🥖 💦 🧦 so that you roast 🔥 those chestnuts 🌰 🌰 🐿 💦 🥛 in her all night long 😩 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 Ever since Mary 👧 and HOEseph 👦🏻 brought that baby outta the barn 👶🏼 🍼 💦 ✝️ this whole world 🌎 has gotten freaky 👉🏻 👌🏼 ♾ 😏 and frisky 🥵 💦 🛀🏼 to satisfy their significunt others 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 + 🍆💦💦 🍑 = 🤰🏽🤤🤤Hoepfully you’ve shaved and behaved 🪒 🧼 👨🏻🦲 🍆 😉 , so you can take off that ugly sweater 🚫🧥 🥖 💦 ✋🏻 😳 ✋🏻 and make her drool 🤤 🤤 on a spool 🧵 of your man wool 🐑 🐑 💨 🖖🏼👁👅👁🖖🏼for the 25 days of FISTmas 👊🏼 👁👄👁👊🏼 If that option doesn’t suit her “ute” 🖐🐸 🤚👅👅👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 then fertilize another egg 🥚 🍼 💦 = 👶🏼 so you can snog 💋 on the nog 🥛 😵 ⚡️ while keeping a fist list ✊🏼 🖊 💦 📝 of all the naughty thotties 👯♀️👯♀️in Santa’s twerkshop 🍆 💦 💦 🍑 So ditch the secret Santa 🎅🏻 🎅🏻 🍆 💦 🦌 😳 and white elephant 🐘 unless you’re giving her some trunk spunk 😏 👏🏻 🦴 💦 💦 🤤 and go out in the mist 🌫 🌧💆🏻♀️to get put on the naughty list 🙋🏻♂️🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️Send this to 10 slutty Santa’s helpers 👨🏻 🥖 💦 💦 💁🏽♀️ 🎄 so you can give her a rimmy 👅 🍑 in the chimney ⛺️ 🛌🔞 😏 or else, the only Candy cane getting licked 👅 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼😩 will be in the candy shop 🍭 😜 🦌 🦌 🛷 💦 💦 🎅🏻 🎄ITS THE WINTER ❄️ SOLSTICE BITCHES!!😩😩😩 and you know 👌🏽 what that means 😉 its the shortest 😩 day of the year and it's gonna be cold and wet all night long. ⛄️😩 Today ❤️ is the beginning of WINTER!!! 😫 From 5️⃣ at night 💯 to 7️⃣ in the morning 💯 you can 🎉 expect the moon to 😉FUCK😍 your skin up 👊🏻 Put on your CUMblock coat 💦 and your SLUTTIEST scarf 🧣 and hat🎩 because the winds💨 chills 🥶 will BLOW 🌪 you away 😗💨 Look out for STEAMING 💦😫 MUGS ☕️ in the moonlight 🌝🌚 DADDY'S 😩 day was yesterday, 👌🏿 today is for you 😩😩 Go in and warm ur fat ass 🍑🍑🍑 by the fireplace🔥 Send this to🖐🏾ten🖐🏾 of your COLDEST 🙌 HOES 🙋♀️ If you get 0️⃣ back then u a WARM 😫 spring day If u get 5️⃣ back then ur a cold ❄️🌨❄️ ass SNOWMAN ⛄️ but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then u get 💦 ALL 💦 CUMMIES 💦 Enjoy ur winter HOTTIE ☺️🙏🏽