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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


THE JOKE IS SEX!

    get it 😍😍 the joke is that 🤯🤯🤯🤯 the woman is about to lift her shirt🤯🤯😰😼😼😼😼 but the video 📼📼📼 cuts ✂️✂️✂️to something else,2,2,2,1,?1?1!1!1!1!1😅😅😅😅😅😅😅the joke, is sex!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😼😼😼😼😼😼 i cant believe op trolled🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌me like that!1!1!1 i literally had my dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦in my hand ✊✊✊✊✊✊what a silly goober‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕‼️❕‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥❗️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩💥

    Leaving Discord server

      Humans 👥 of this ⬇️ chat 💬 i 🧑 would like 😊 to inform 🗣️ you 🫵 that i 🤖 will be 😢 leaving 🚪🚶‍♂️ this server 👋. Its not ❌ my 👽 place 🏠 anymore 😔 and i 👾 barely 🤏 know 🧐 what goes on 🔛. It was ⌛ fun 🥳 when i 💻 first 1️⃣ joined 👋 but 🙁 its different 😵‍💫 now 🕐 and there has been 😖 to 2️⃣ much 🙅‍♀️ drama 🎭. If 🤔 you wish 💫 to still talk 🔊 to me 🖥️ then Dm 📬 me 📮. i 🧑‍💻 will stay 🧍‍♀️ on 📲 for one ☝️ more ➕ day 🗓️ then 😣 im 💁 leaving 🫡. Good 👍 luck 🍀 to you 👤 all 👯.

      Hello 👋 friend 🙋. You are very gay

        Hello 👋 friend 🙋. You are very gay 🤸👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨. I'm sorry 😔 to inform 💌 you, but the LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 community has decided to convert ✝️ you 👉. You do not🙅 have a choice ❌. You will now suck 💦 💦 on my penis 🍆

        Nakatikim 👅💦 ka na ba 🫵👶 ng tigdalawang ✌️🙏 pisong💸💲 takoyaki?

          Nakatikim 👅💦 ka na ba 🫵👶 ng tigdalawang ✌️🙏 pisong💸💲 takoyaki? ⛹️‍♀️🎾Dito sa 👆🌍📍Taguig City 🇵🇭🌍matatagpuan 👀😱 ang isang 🏪🛍️👝 tindahan ng 👵🚂🏚️ abot-kayang takoyaki! 🍡🍢😛Tatlong 🥢🫕 klase ang 🥹🤯 palaman ng 🤖🙊takoyaki nila rito: 🫧💞mayroong may 🎃🥵gulay, cheese,🫰🤺 at ang best-seller 🏆🍾nila na may 🌭 palamang 👁️🫦👁️ hatdog. 🌭🌶️Ayon kay ate🧏‍♀️🗣️, aabot sa🦾🙌 dalawang 💯💯libung pirasong💥🎉 takoyaki 💦🙊nagagawa 💔👣nila kada🤜🤛 araw. Piniprito 🤳💅ang takoyaki 🛀💇nila rito 🤸🤸at may sawsawan 🌊🌅na suka 🤢🤮 o yung🐴🍆 matamis na 🦼🙅sauce. Mabenta🥰 ang tigdalawang 👉👌pisong takoyaki 🧑‍🍼🏵️lalo na 🐖🪓sa mga 👹😈estyudante dahil malapit😶‍🌫️🫠 lamang ito sa 👽🕳️tatlong eskwelahan.💫🫁 Syempre 🫶👅sinubukan 👯👯‍♂️din natin👍👍 ito! Para sa🫴🍒 akin 'tong dalawang🤏🍑 piso pwede 🤾🧔🏿‍♂️ na siya pan-tawid 🥵🦠 gutom. Para sa 🦴👏mga nais na makatikim🤲💅 ng pinakamurang 💁✨takoyaki sa 😩🤯buong mundo,🤵👰 matatagpuan 🍄🐽lamang ito sa 🪬👅🪬likod ng🤓🦥 Taguig City Hall of Justice 🃏🏘️sa Brgy. Upper Bicutan 🏟️👾sa Taguig City!💃💃
          Nakatikim ka na ba ng tigdalawang pisong takoyaki? Dito sa Taguig City matatagpuan ang isang tindahan ng abot-kayang takoyaki! Tatlong klase ang palaman ng takoyaki nila rito: mayroong may gulay, cheese, at ang best-seller nila na may palamang hatdog. Ayon kay ate, aabot sa dalawang libung pirasong takoyaki nagagawa nila kada araw. Piniprito ang takoyaki nila rito at may sawsawan na suka o yung matamis na sauce. Mabenta ang tigdalawang pisong takoyaki lalo na sa mga estyudante dahil malapit lamang ito sa tatlong eskwelahan. Syempre sinubukan din natin ito! Para sa akin 'tong dalawang piso pwede na siya pan-tawid gutom. Para sa mga nais na makatikim ng pinakamurang takoyaki sa buong mundo, matatagpuan lamang ito sa likod ng Taguig City Hall of Justice sa Brgy. Upper Bicutan sa Taguig City!

          Croácia vs Brasil

            No futebol: Croácia 🇭🇷 4x2 🇧🇷 Brasil
            
            Na educação: 🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
            
            Saúde:🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
            
            Desenvolvimento: 🇧🇷 10x0🇭🇷
            
            Empregos: 🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
            
            Segurança: 🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
            
            Mas pelo visto vcs se preocupam mais com “copa do mundo” do que com qualidade de vida.

            Day in the life of a true Brexit geezer

              day in the life of a TRUE BREXIT GEEZER!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺👴🏻 wake up and greet the wife Susan👵🏻❤️‍🔥😘 my lil princess isnt she beautiful👱🏽‍♀️🫦👟 time to take george to football👦🏼🤣⚽️ rev up the bugatti UIEEE🚗💨🤪🤪 quick stop at toby’s and LOAD UP THAT PLATE🍽🍖🫘🥔 get a pint n scran🍺🌭 pitch lookin lovely today lads⚽️🥅 JUST A BIT A BANTER🤪🤬🥁chippy makes a 38-nil loss better😔🍟🍛 pop down local pride😁👕🔴 GOOD OL PIE LOOK AT THAT!!!🥧🥧🥧 SUSAN MADE DINNER!!! LOVELY!!!🥘😍😍 pop down and have a couple a pints with the lads!!👴🏻🍻👴🏻🍻👴🏻 and finish up at the FORTRESS OF DREAMS🛌😴💤
              Day in the life of a true Brexit geezer:
              Wake up and meet the wife Susan.
              My little princess, isn't she beautiful?
              Time to take George to football.
              Rev up the Bugatti, ye!
              Quick stop at Toby's and load up that plate.
              Get a pint.
              Pitch lookin' lovely today lads.
              Just a bit of banter.
              Chippy makes a 38-0 (nil) loss better.
              Pop down local pride,
              Good ol' pie! Look at that!
              Susan made dinner, lovely!
              Pop down have a couple pints with the lads,
              And finish up in the fortress of dreams.