Skip to content

Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Australia Day

    G'day, mate! 🙋‍♂️ It's ASStralia day 🇦🇺🦘 so let’s turn up the heat 🥵🔥 and head on "down unda" 💋⬇️ to the biggest, 🍑 fattest island 🏝💦 in HOEciania 🌏🏖 and visit our 😲 "naurstiest" allies. 😍😏 Just because their ancestors got hung 🪢 for stealing horses 🐎 doesn’t mean they’re not HORSE 🐴 HUNG! 🍆😛🍆 We’ll start off in the capital of CanBARE-BACK to visit naughty 😳 little PM Antholey Albanussy 👨‍⚖️, who’s putting all the ASS🍑ylum seekers 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ on Nauru 🇳🇷...oh naur! Next we’ll sing 🎙👨‍🎤 some traditional songs like “COCKaburra 🐥🐦🦜 sits in the old 🌲 cum 💦 tree 🌳” and “💃 BALLtzing Matilda 💃” with its “Once a jolly 🕺 SHAGman 💑,” then we're off to the 🌊 ORAL 👅 Sea 🏄‍♂️ to go 🤿 MUFF-diving 🤿 in the Great Barrier QUEEF 🐟💨💨 Then it's time to 🛫 go ✈ to Sydney 🛬 and visit famous Australian celebrities like NicHOLE Kidman 👱‍♀️, Toni HOLEette 👸, and HOLEivia Newton-John 👩‍🎤. Finally, we’ll head to the wild 😱 untrimmed ✂️ bush 🌳 to slap some 🍤 shrimp dick 🌭on the barbie 💁‍♀️, and have a dingo 🐕 eat you out, 👄👅💦 baby! Vegetarian? 🙅‍♂️🍖🙅‍♀️ No problem! Just slather 🍽 some VAGemite 🥫 on and slurp it down! 😝 Crikey, 🤯 now that's the life! 🌞😎⛱

    Please save me daddy America 🇺🇸

      Please, take me and make my oil fields gush 💦 🛢️, Spank me with your big black drone ✈️ and tell me I've been a naughty rogue state 😈, I need your foreign aid all over me right now 🥵🤤. Open my market right up, and freedom right in. Run that big Abrams all over my field. Please daddy America 🇺🇸, I'll be your puppet you can do anything with me.

      Shadow Wizard Money Gang, we love casting spells

        SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG, WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯
        SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANNG ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
        SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG🗣️🗣️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️💸🤑🤑🤑
        WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS 💯💯🗣️🗣️🤑🤑🙏🙏🙏
        SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣🗣
        WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS🔥🔥🔥
        WIZARDS ON 🔝🔝🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🗣️🗣️💸💸💸💸
        WE LOVE CASTIN' SPELLZ 🗣🫖🔥🔥
        this song is sponsored by, THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT😈😈😈
        WE LOVE CASTING SPELLZZZ 🧙‍♂️🗣️🔥🥶
        SHADOW WIZARD 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️MONEY GANNG ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️WE LOVE CASTIN' SPELLZ 🗣🫖🔥🔥this song is sponsored by, THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT😈😈😈

        HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY! 😍🍆💦🎂

          Hello 👋 daddy! 😍😍😍
          
          Are you 🥰🫵 ready? 🤔❓
          
          It's YOUR 🥵🫵 birthday 📅🥳🎂
          
          So 💡let's become 👉 gay! 🌈👨‍🤝‍👨💕
          
          I 🤗 will obey 🫡
          
          Every single ☝️ word 💬 you say 🗣️
          
          Getting down ⬇️ on my knees 🧎
          
          Begging 😭🙏you please 🥺👉👈
          
          To fully 💯 release 😫🍆
          
          All 🥛 of your 🫵 cummies! 🍆💦😛
          
          I love 😍 when you tease 😏
          
          With 🪣 your dick 🐓 cheese 🧀
          
          Be 🐝 like a mole 👁️👄👁️
          
          And DICK 🍆💦 inside ➡️ my 🙋buttHOLE 🍑🕳️
          
          I hope 🤓 you enjoy 😊✨
          
          Using 👉👌 me 🤤 as a toy 🧸

          Burger King ad

            WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑‍🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🫵 YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
            WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞
            
            AT BK 🧑‍🍳
            
            HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷‍♂️
            
            YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
            Whopper, 🍔 🍔 🍔 🔥 🔥 Whopper, 🍔🔥🚒 Whopper, 🍔🔥 Whopper Junior ⛹️‍♂️, double⏫, triple3️⃣ Whopper Flame 🔥🚒 grilled♨️ taste 👅with perfect👌 toppers I rule 👑🧙‍♂️ this daaay ☀️☀️ Lettuce 🥬, mayo 🫙, pickle 🥒, ketchup ‼️ It’s okay 🆗👍 if I don’t🚫🙅‍♂️ want that Impossible 🦛or bacon 🥓🥓 Whopper Any Whopper my waaay
            
            Youuu ruuule👑👑🔥🔥 you’re seizing🍆💦 the day ☀️☀️ At Beee 🐝🐝Kaaay, have it your waaay YOU RULE! 👑👑🔥🔥
            Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
            Junior, double, triple Whopper
            Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
            I rule this daaay
            Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
            It’s okay if I don’t want that
            Impossible or bacon Whopper
            Any Whopper my waaay
            
            Youuu ruuule you’re seizing the day 
            At Beee Kaaay, have it your waaay
            YOU RULE!
            Whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flamed grill taste with perfect toppers i rule this day, lettuce mayo pickle ketchup it’s ok if I don’t want that, impossible or bacon whopper any whopper my way you rule your season today at BK have it your way YOU RULE!
            BK 🗑️ STACKERS 📚 BUN 🍞 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 BACON 🥓 BURGER 🍔 CHEESE 🧀 WE 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 CAN DO 👍 THIS 😏 ALL DAY ⏱️🗓️⏱️ AT BK 🗑️ HAVE IT YOUR 🫵 WAY 🤷‍♂️ YOU RULE 📏 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

            🌧️ 🌧️ grab ur CUM-brella ☂️ ☔

              🌧️ 🌧️ grab ur CUM-brella ☂️ ☔ and your 🌂 ponch-HOE 🙇‍♀️ 🙇‍♀️ cuz it's raining 💦 cats 🙀 and dogs 🐶 and this 😹 PUSSY 😹 is 💦WET!!💦 send this to 🔟 of ur 😶‍🌫️ MOST 🌦️ SODDEN 🚿 SOAKED ⛈️ SLUTS!! 🤸‍♀️ 💃 if u get 0️⃣ back 🙅‍♀️ ur a DRY 🌞 ASS ☀️ HOE!! get 5️⃣ back and ur A 💦 🙇‍♀️ 💦 DRIPPY BITCH!! get 1️⃣ 0️⃣ back and UR 🙀 PUSSY 🙀 A SLIP IN SLIDE 🏄 🏄‍♀️ FOR THE WHOLE PARTY!! 🎉 💦 its 👨‍👨‍👦 RAINING 💪 MEN - 💦 HELLA 💦 HUGE 💦 LOADS!! 💦💦