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One 👞 Two 👞 Buckle My Shoe 👌🏼

    👋🏼👋🏼 Yo Yo Bro! 👀
    
    Come Over Here 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️
    
    Check Out My Shoes 👟👀
    
    There’s A Brand New 🔥 –
    
    One 👞 Two 👞 Buckle My Shoe 👌🏼
    
    Three 👞 Four 👞 Buckle Some More 🔥
    
    Five 👞 Six Nike Kicks 🔥🔥👟👟💯
    Bro come over here! Come over here! Check my new shoes they’re the brand new..ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE⁉️⁉️🗣️🔥🔥👟👟 THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE👟👟👟⁉️⁉️‼️🗣️🔥🔥 FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS🗣️🗣️🔥🔥⁉️⁉️👟👟‼️ Oh ho ho! That is so fire!! Hahah!
    One 👞 Two 👞 Buckle My Shoe 👌🏼
    🔥1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOES 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE 5 6 NIKE KICKS HOHOHUHUHU THAT IS SO FIRE🔥

    Teacher Appreciation Week

      📢This is your PRINCIPEEN🍆 speaking🎙️: 👩‍🏫 TEACHER 🧑‍🏫 🫶APPRECIATION🫶😻 WEEK 🗓️ is upon us 😲, so it’s time to say👄 “SPANK🫱 YOU🍑” to all the educatWHORES👯‍♂️ in your life❗Show them you care❤️‍🔥 with a nice 🎁gift🎁 such as a BALL🧶 GAG😵🙊 or ⭕CHOKER👔—as only a true MASOCHIST😩🥵 can take 🐷 the 👹ABUSE👹 and lack of COLAs🥤(and cummies💦) that they’re getting from administrat-WH🤡RES‼️
      
      👨‍🏫Teacher👩‍🏫 turnHOEver🎡 rates are HIGHER😈🥬 than ever📈, but you can still do your part🫡❗Give your shiny 🍎APPLE🍎 up to a CUNNING📚🤓 LINGUIST👅👅❗ SQUEEZE 🪗 your 🍑CHEEKS🍑 to hold a BEAKER 👩‍🔬 for a 🧪CUMISTRY🧪 TEACHER❗Have a 🎶BAND🎶 DIRECTOR🪄 demonstrate EMBOUCHURE😚💨 on your BUSSY or THUßY🎂😩🎂❗ Or take the 🧔‍♂️DADDY🧔‍♂️ who does 🚗DRIVER’S🔰ED🔰 out for a RIDE🤼‼️ Send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ scholastic👩‍🎓🧑‍🎓 sluts👯‍♂️ if you don’t want Betsy DeVaginosis👿 to 💩privatize💩 your ➿PUBE-LICK🍦 SCHOOL🏫 DICKSTRICT🍆‼️

      Cinco de Mayo

        HOLA👋🏻 all you dirty little TACO🌮SLUTS😘🤣do you know what day it is?!🤔 I smell immigrants🙎🏾‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION🙅🏼 so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE😩💦🍻🌮❤️🌯 Hide your KIDS👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, hide your BURRITOS🌯, and get your CUMMIES READY😩cause DADDY TRUMP🇧🇪is coming to deport us all🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾 But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS 🌮 and eat TEQUILA 🍸because the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America🇺🇸is to PARTYYY🎈🎉🎁😍💦😩 So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST😏 jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT ❌get any back you get NO 🚫🚫CULTURAL CUMMIES 😭🤷🏽‍♂️🌮💦😩
        It's Cinco de mayo... 👀🌮🎉 but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco DICKS 🌯 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you're gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 with a huge stick 😳🎉 but ❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you'd cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you'll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘
        It’s the end of May the Fourth 4️⃣ 🌌😫 but that means the beginning of 🎸👨🏾🌵CincHOE de Mayo 🎸👨🏾🌵 get ready to get your TACO eaten 👅💦🌮 and gulp Papi's BURRITO 😩🌯💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your main 💅🏾PUTAS 💅🏾who need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO 🌭💦 if you get 5️⃣ back you're a border hopping 💁🏽CHOLA 💁🏽If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a 💚 Green card HOE💚 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you're the💃🏽Telenovela main BITCH 💃🏽 If you get 0️⃣ back you're getting deported by Trump! 🇲🇽😫🚧🇺🇸 Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
        It’s CincHOE🎉 de mayHOE😈😘but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco🖐️5️⃣ DICKS 🌯🍆💦 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you’re gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this Mexican🇲🇽 dick🍆 into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐶 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you’d cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you’ll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘
        Happy 😉🍑 CINCO de 🎧 MAYHOE!! It’s 🅱🚫 time to 🏽 celebrate all 💦 things 👠 Mexican like GUACamole, 🥑🥑 MARiHUANAdoes, and 💦 El DICKcunTin ️ . Send this ☝⤴ to of 👶😂 your 💎 spiciest latina ass bitches 🍑💋 or 🎡😩 you ain’t MexiCUMMIED in the 👢🍗 face that 🚟 night 🌌 . If 👦 you ♀😧 get 🔟♂ back 😯🔙 , you 😍😫 ain’t spicy 😫 enough . Get 💦 back 😔 and 👅 you’re 😍😂 HOT as 😖 FUCK ️ back and 👑💰 you’ll 👈 get your 💸 CINCO on 🔛 thaaaaaaannnnnndddd be 🐝 getting DICKed down ⬇⬇ all night 🌝 long 😄♂

        May Day

          TWERKERS 👨‍💻👷of the world 🌍escape from your BONDAGE ⛓️🪢Today 📅📅📅 is MAY DAY 👷❗️❗️👷 Most people 👥👥 are forced to work 🔨📞💻 for BOSS DADDY who steals all the CUMMIES 💦 💲💹💹🏧 of their labor but I would work 🔨📞💻 for YOU 👦 👧 because YOU’RE MY CUMRADE 💪👬👭💂❗️❗️ TODAY is the day to JOIN your working clASS 🍑UNION 👭and fight for your right to the fruits 🍎 of your LABEWHORE 🔨. Send 📨📧 to 10 AnarcHO FEMENISTS 👯‍♀️who appreciate 😊👍 your LABOR 🔨🔧 or be EXPLOITED 💵💰🚨🚓 by the BOURGEOISIE 🚬🔫🔪💸💸💸 If you get 0️⃣ back you are a BOOT 👢 licking scab 🩹. If you get 5️⃣back you are a SEXY 🍆CUMMUNIST 🎅. If you get 🔟 back you are a BOMB BUSSY 💣 throwing ANARCHO-sHOcialist! ⚒️💣🍆

          IS THAT A QURAN REFERENCE???

            ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING QURAN REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱ISLAM IS THE BEST FUCKING RELIGION 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯MUHAMMAD ﷺ IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬ALHAMDULLILLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MASHALLAH BROTHER! Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓Waalaikumsalam‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

            Tucker Carlson leaves Fox

              DADDY TUCKER IS FINALLY 🙌 GONE 🏃🏃 !!!! After years of using his 🙋 position 🏿🏿 as a 💰👌 PUSSY 🙅 PIMP to make 🖕 all 🕔 the 🖖🖼 bitches 🙋🍑 in the 💚 news do whatever he wants, 💋😩 Daddy 🤖🙈 Tucker finally 👌😲 decided 🤔👯 it’s 😩👂 time to 👐 move 🏃☝ on. 👌🏻 He 👉❓ is 🤔 now 😞 moving to 🔧 New York where 🤔 he will continue 🔁🔁 bringing you 😘 the 👏😨 news 💼 with 👏👏 his ✋ new show, “Tucker Carlson Tonight: The New York Edition” 👌👌 on 🔛 FOX 🐺 NEWS 🗣🎥 SIX From now 😢😤 on, 💔 Tucker is 🤔🔥 officially 🏻 off 😡 the 🏞 leash and is doing 😛 whatever he wants in ♂ your 💼⛵ never ending quest 🗺 to 💦🔭 find out 🌐🏍 what daddy thinks about everything 🏻 . Send 📱📧 this to 10 NEWSPUBESCENDENTS so 🔥💯 that you are always 🤔 aware 👌 of what Daddy thinks 👏