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Hurricane Season

    GET READY FOR THE BIG ONE 😏😏😏 TODAY IS THE START OF HURRICANE SEASON 🌀😬 AND ALL YOU SLUTTY STORM SURGERS BETTER GET READY 😤🌊 MAKE SURE YOU 🫵 CAN HANDLE A CATAWHOREY 5️⃣ EVEN IF THE BIG ONES SCARE YOU 😱😰 LOAD UP WITH PROTECTION 😉🪵 BEFORE YOU GET ALL WET 💧😅 WITH CORIOLIS EFFECT CUMMIES 💦💦 NAUGHTY MOTHER NATURE 👵💐 IS READY TO SLAM YOU HARD 😳😫 AND SHES HORNY FOR HURRICANES 🌪️⛈️😜 ‼️🚨🚨‼️ LOOK OUT ‼️🚨🚨‼️ THAT STORM IS CUMMING 😩😲😵 AND ITS GONNA WAKE THE NEIGHBORS 😨🤷‍♀️🤷 MAKE SURE TO CALL UP AL ROKER 👴🏾🌦️ AND ASK DADDY TO GO EASY ON YOUR FORESKIN🍆🥩 I MEAN CAST 🙏🫡 SEND THIS TO 🔟 HURRICANE HOTTIES 🔥🔥 OR YOU’LL GET NO HURRICANE THOTTIES 😈💅 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ RETURNED YOU’RE SURE TO GET YOUR BACK AND WINDOWS BLOWN OUT 💨💨💨 GET ALL 🔟 AND THE STORM SURGE ⛈️☔️ IS ALREADY INSIDE YOUR EVACUATION ZONE 🍑😉 PREPARE FOR A TY-POON!! 🌀🌪️😹
    heY 👋 u StOrMii 🌧 ☔️ SLUTZZZ 😬😋Hurricane ⛈ IDA is CUMMING 💦💦 & so is this DICK 🍆🍆‼️....Ladies 👯‍♀️ you ready for some Category 5️⃣ ASS fuCkIn ??? 😈🌨🌧 A state of 🚨EmerJIZZcy 🚨has been 😱 DICKlared 🚔 for New WHORE-leans, 😵 MissiTITsi, 😂👌🏼PENISSEE 🤠 & ArkansASS 🍑‼️No matter🙅🏼‍♂️where you at 🌎 dAt pussy’s 🐱gonna be DRenChEd! 🤣🤪 When IDA CUMS 💦 it's gonna be WET n WILD. 🤘🏽So make SURE to get the PROPER 😉 PROTECTION 🍆. Cus the wind 💨 is not gonna be the only thing BLOWIN tonight 😉👅. SEND to of your 1️⃣0️⃣ WETTEST bitches to get DRENCHED 😍 by Daddy tonight! 😍😘😘👅👅.

    TW: Why “Trigger Warning” is considered a trigger.

      ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ TW: Trigger Warning ‼️ ‼️ ‼️😈😈
      
      😎😎😎Trigger warnings are warnings that are placed at the beginning of a post to warn the reader🥵🥵 of potential traumatic triggers 😤😤that may be contained inside the post. However, for some, reading the "Trigger Warning" 😩😨😨😭😭part of the trigger warning may cause trauma👅👅 in which will ultimately make the trigger warning useless😱😱😱, as warning the reader of triggers can be a trigger.🥱🥱🥱 Why? Who knows, but "Trigger 😴😴Warnings" are traumatic experiences, too. Because of this, I offer a simple solution 😜😜to end the trigger warning trigger.😈😈 Simply do not use trigger warnings. 🤨🤨🤨🤨Why no trigger warnings? Well, 🗣to simply put it, trigger warnings are managing to trigger individuals who have seen countless trigger warnings, because 🎃there are triggers for everything. 😮😮😮By not using a trigger warning,❤ we won't have people getting triggered by seeing "Trigger Warning" at the top of a post. Therefore, ending this trigger😣😣 warning trigger👣 possibility in the list of😪 triggers. Well, without trigger warnings, there is a potential that there would be no way to warn a user about possible traumatic💤💌💌 experience triggers that🧠 may set someone off,⛷⛷⛷ causing 💥them to type a 500 page rant 💨💨on why this and that doesn't work with that because that left the💫 family home to go get 🤺🤺🤺milk. An alternative to the big "T🐁W" or "Trigger Warning" at the top of a post, just say what is the trigger so that someone cannot be triggered by seeing "Trigger Warning". For example: "Stuff talking about the brand new🦄🦄 My 🦄🦄Little🦄🦄 Pony🦄🦄 Convention👽👽 is up ahead, beware!💀💀💀💀💀💀" Getting straight😎😎 to the point with your warning can advise users to be cautious 🕳💢while reading your amazing🔆🔆 post. Thank you🦾🦾 for coming👀👀 to my 👯‍♀️TED👯‍♀️ talk.

      Complete💯✔️ Guide🗺️👨‍🏫📜 to Horse🐴🐎🏇🦄 Masturbation👊💦💦

        Horse🐴 masturbation👊💦💦 techniques🥋🤹 aren't🙅 the same♊ kinds of techniques🥋🤹 as, say🗣️, just⚖️ a guy👨 jerking off👊💦 or receiving📫 a blowjob🌬️🍆. They have very specific📍 stimulation💆💡 requirements📜. Generally🎖️ speaking🗣️, it's not🙅 possible🔮 for people👪 to stimulate💆💡 a horse🐎 in the correct✔️ manner🙇. In the videos📺 you've seen👁️ of women👩 "giving🎁 a horse🎠 a blowjob🌬️👅🐡" the horses🐴 aren't🙅 being fully💯 stimulated💡 properly🎩. Their cock🐓🍆 heads👨 aren't🙅 flaring✨, and, in most cases💼, their cocks🐓 are kind of malleable🥀🐍 and can👌 be moved🚚 around↩️ and stuff. This is because the stimulation💡 requirements📜 for getting their cocks🐓🍆 out of their sheaths🗡️👛 is vastly🌊 less than actual ejaculation🍆💦💦. In all of those videos📼, those people👪 are just⚖️ playing🤡⚽ with flaccid🥀 horse🐴 dick🍆 more or less. The "cum"💦💦 you see👁️ in those videos📹 is usually a watered💧 down⬇️ yogurt🥛🥄 that is put⛳ in their mouths👄🤤 in a camera🎥 transition💊🏳️‍🌈 and held📎 there until they spit🤤💦 it out. In order📦 to use those in most cases💼 though, the horse🐴 has to be willing👌🙋 to "mount"🗻 the device🔬, and begin🎬 the bucking💸🦌 and humping🐫🐪 on their own. This is usually achieved💯✔️ by spreading⚱️ estrus🤰🍑♀️ pheromones🌹👃💞 around↩️, gaining the horse's🐎 attention🛎️⚠️, and having them mount🗻 a sawhorse🚧🦄 or fence🚧 or something where the positioning📍 makes🎨 them believe💫✡️📿 that they are actually on top🎩🎪 of a Mare🐴🤰♀️. Then at that point☝️📌 they are attempting🙋 to shove👐 their, very erect🗼, cocks🐓🍆 into a Mare's🐴🤰♀️ vagina, but there is no🙅 Mare🐴🤰 present. If the person👨 with the artificial🤖 vagina🌮 isn't❌ fast💨 enough to get it around↩️ the horse's🐴 cock🍆, after about🤷 15-30 seconds⏱️ of attempted🙋 mounting🗻 the horse🐴 will try🙋 to give🎁 up⬆️ and reevaluate🤔⁉️ the situation💹. When a mount🗻 is successful💯✔️ though, actual copulation💑🌭🌮 only lasts⏱️ about🤷 15 seconds⏱️, and is VERY intense🎆🌟💥, thusly why the bucking💸🦌 and humping🐫🐪 is a key🗝️🔑 component⚙️🔌 for their ejaculation💦💦💦.

        HBO Max is now Max

          📺🔥 Yo, 🤰 💦🎤 brace yourselves ⁉️❓❓🤔🤔 ⁉️❓❓🤔🤔 for 💦 🙌 some 🍌 🤣 mind-bending news! 📰 🇳🇿🌚 HBO Max? Nah, ❌ 😬 that's 🍆 🎊 old 📅 👅 news 📰 🇳🇿🌚 now, 🍑 ❓❗❓❗❓❗❓❗ my 👅 🧚 peeps. Say 💬 👑 hello 😍👋🏽 👋🤔 to MAX, the unhinged, wild 😂💯💯 🐅 child 👶 👼🤱🏼 of the streaming 😭 😭 world! 🌎 🌍 🤯🔥🚀 Prepare 🙍🏾 🤞🏽 for 🈺 🍆 a trip 🛄 📷 down 🔻 👇🔽 the rabbit 🐇 🐇 hole 🕳 🦫 because 🤷 ❌👮 MAX is here 😔 💅🎉 to blow 🌬 🌬️ your 👉 ⚠️ mind! 🧠 🤯 They've 👥 👥 shed their 🧏 👥 HBO skin 🤔 🤷‍♀️ and emerged 📳 📳 as a fearless, no-holds-barred streaming 😭 😭😭 beast! 💪 💪 😱💥💥 It's like 💖👍 ⁉️ the streaming 😭 😭😭 universe ✨🌹🥺 🎇🎆🌌 just 🤡 👏👍 got 🎮 💰 a shot 🔫 🥃 of adrenaline straight ❌ 📏 to the heart! ❤️ 👩‍❤‍👩 MAX is breaking 📦 😩 free 💬 🏇🆓 from 😬 💫 the norms, shedding 🌳 🌳 all 💯 🌎 inhibitions and going 🏃 🏃😧 full-throttle into 😫😩🍑 💦 uncharted territories! 🇰🇼 🇰🇼 Hold 🛂 👫 on 🏽😎 👄 tight! 🍥 👊 🌪️🔥🤪 MAX is turning 💃 💃 streaming 😭😭 ⛵ upside 🙃 🙃 down, 👇👩 ⤵️🔻🙃👇🔻👇⬇️👇 inside 💠 💠 out, 😛🚪 🐜 and sideways! Forget 💭🤔💡 🧠 about 🎓🧎 💦😏 the old 🧓 🔘 rules—this is the wild 😂💯💯 🐅 west ⬅ ⬅ of content! 🌎 🌎 Buckle up, 📷 🗣️🚫 my 👈 😯 friends, 👫👬👭 🐷 because 🧏‍♀️ 🤔 things 🕑 🤭 are about 🌈 💦 to get 🤲🏻 👆🏻 absolutely 💯🙅 🙀 bananas! 🐒🍌🔥 Explosions of madness, jaw-dropping plot twists, and mind-altering entertainment 🎣 🎣 await you 🙆🏿😀◻️ 👈 on 🔛🔛 😰 MAX. They've 👥 👥 unleashed their 💴 💴 untamed spirit 👻 👻 and it's a rollercoaster 🎢 🎢 ride 🏇 🏃 you'll 💙 💙 never 😤🙅‍♀️ ❌ forget! 👋🏾 👋🏾 🎢🤪🌟 So get 🉐 🎓 ready 😏 😏😛🍆 to have 👏👌 🤲🏽 your 👩‍🌾 👉 reality 😍 😍 shattered and your 🌈 👈 imagination set 📺 👌 free! 🥰💖🤩⚡ 💜 MAX is the embodiment 😍 😍 of chaos, 🌋 🌋 ready 😀 🤗😎 to whisk you 👈 👇 away 😞 👋 on 👌🏼 💂 a journey 🛄 🛄 where 🐕🌵 👬 anything 💦 🌍🚫 and everything 🙌 🌐 is possible! 🤔 🔝 🌌🔮💥 It's a streaming ⛵ 😭 revolution 😍🍆 😍🍆 like 🥰 🐌 no 😱 🚫 other. 😪 👪👪 HBO Max has 🈶 👍 shed its old 👵 📺 identity 🆔 🆔 and transformed into 😫😩🍑 🚪 MAX, the ultimate 💯 💯 expression of untamed streaming 😭 😭 energy! 💥💥 💥💥 Brace yourself, 👈👏 👌 folks—MAX is here ⛄👇 🈁 to blow 🍃 💥☝️ your 🏼🏾 👉 freaking 🤬 🤬 mind! 🧠 🧠 🤯🔥

          Taylor Swift’s Tour

            HEY 👋🏻 SWIFTIES 💁🏼‍♀️ HAPPY SHOW 🎤 DAY 🎉 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ LET’S HO, BITCH 😿 FROM LONGGG 🍆 TICKETMASTER 🎟️ LINES 🧍‍♂️🧍🏼‍♀️🧍‍♂️ TO SEXY 😩 SCALPERS YOU MANAGED TO SLIDE 🛝 IN 🕳️ TO THE SLUTTIEST SHOW 🎭 IN TOWN 🌆 YOU KNOW 🤔 ALL TOO WELL 🧣 THAT YOUR MIRRORBALLS 🪩 ARE READY TO BUST 🤯 AS SOON AS BLONDIE 💁🏼‍♀️ TAKES THE STAGE 🎙️SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR SEXIEST 💃SWIFTIES 🎸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK ANDREA 👩‍👧IS TAKING YOU TO MEET🤝🏻 TAYLOR 💁🏼‍♀️ IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU HAVE A 🅱️IG🍆😏 …REPUTATION 🐍 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE GETTING CHRISTMAS 🎅🏻 TREE 🌲 FARM AS YOUR SECRET 🤫 SONG 🎶
            If my 👸🏼 Taylor Swift merch 💸 🕶💿 and my girl 🙅😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 wearing 😎 my 1989 hoodie 😝👕 and my 😏 Speak Now 🗣🗯🎀 scarf, listening 🤣🎧 to Shake It Off 📀😌

            Victoria Day

              Hey 👋you 👸🇨🇦CanCUCK QUEENS🇨🇦👑it’s time 👰 to get 😈FUCKED 🍺🍻UP👅👅 this Long 8=====D weekend 🤤CUMemmorateing 💦💦Victoria as it’s May 2️⃣4️⃣!!! 💦 Back 💃 in 1846 we 👩‍⚖️decided 🤔 that 👑Queen FUCKTORIA should 💘👶 get some 🤩 ☀️☀️summer 🥵 SEX🍆 on 👋🔛 her 💦 BIRTHDAY🥴🤪😎✨ so VictWHOREia proclaimed 📣😜🚫 ‘let all 💯 the SEXIEST 💋 HO’S😫 get 👩 the day 💯😈off’ 📴 for 👌🕓 one 🔥🔥gigantic ORGY🎊 So whether 🤠you’re 👈 FUCKING in the TENT⛺ at the cottage 🏠 or on lake 🚣 or just 👏 getting 🔥 🚂CP RAILED🛤️🥵 at home 🏡 let 👌🤞👫 this be 😝💰 the START🏁 of your 👉 summer 😎 FUCK🍆🍑 FEST😩💦 Send this to your 🍁CUCKadian🇨🇦horny 🦫Beavers 👀looking to CHEW on 🪵WOOD 🦫 and get 🔟back and 🫵your a 💯TRUE animal😈😈Get 5 BACK 💦💦and You’re in your 👸🍆🍆victWHOREian era💅🥵Get Zero 0️⃣back 🙊and Your cousin 🤫prince albert 🗣️will 🩸💉🦶hemo-feel-ya-up.🤢🤮