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O James eu quero uma salada de fruta

    Ô JÂIMESS 🗣🗣, EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUATA 🍌🍏🍇🍓🤤. OLHA QUE HABILIDADE 😏🤠🧐 OLHA QUE HABILIDADE 😏🤠🧐 EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUTA, JAMES 😉🍏🍇. NO CAPRICHO 😋👌🏼. DE 5 🖐🏼, DE 7 🖐🏼✌🏼, DE 10 🖐🏼🤚🏼 ? ME DA UMA DE 5 🤚🏼. AQUI, TÁ NA MÃO 👨🏼‍🍳🤝🍹. TÁ AQUI 🍹. ISSO JAMES, MUITO OBRIGADO 😎🤝. BRIGADO 👌🏼👍🏼. DEUS ABENÇOE 🙏🏼🙏🏼. 👉🏼👉🏼👉🏼ESSE É O JÂIMESS👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼😎😎. HÃÃ ? 🤨🤨. DA SALADA DE FRUTA 🍇🍹👨🏼‍🍳 O ARTIXTA DE CIRCO 🎪 😃🫱🏼.
    OH JAMES 🗣️🗣️🗣️ EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUATÃ 🥗🥵🥭🍍🍌 olha que habilidade 🧐🏂 olha que habilidade 🥵⚽

eu quero uma salada de fruta James 🥗🍍🍉🚶‍♂️ no capricho 👌

de 5 🖐️ de 7 🖐️✌️ de 10 🖐️🖐️ me dá uma de 5 🖐️ aqui tá na mão 🫴🤵‍♂️🍹

iiiiisso James 😋 muito obrigado 🤝
    Oh James 🗣️🗣️🗣️ eu quero uma salada 🥗 de fruatã 🥵🥭🍍🍌 olha 🧐 que habilidade 🏂 olha que habilidade 🥵⚽ moto buffando no fundo eu quero uma salada 🥗 de fruta 🍍🍉 James 🚶no capricho👌🏻 tem de 5 🖐🏻 de 7 🖐🏻✌🏻de 10 🖐🏻🖐🏻 me dê uma de 5 🖐🏻 aqui tá na mão ✋🏻🤵🍹 tá aqui👆🏻 iiiiisso James😋 muito obrigado🤝🏻 brigado😀👍🏻 Deus abençoe 🙏🏻🤲🏻 esse é o James 👉🏻👉🏻😎👈🏻👈🏻 hã???🧐 da salada de fruta🍹😋 o artista de circo 🎪
    Ô JÂIMESS 🗣🗣, EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUATA 🍌🍏🍇🍓🤤.  OLHA QUE HABILIDADE 😏🤠🧐 OLHA QUE HABILIDADE 😏🤠🧐 EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUTA, JAMES 😉🍏🍇.  NO CAPRICHO 😋👌🏼.  DE 5 🖐🏼, DE 7 🖐🏼✌🏼, DE 10 🖐🏼🤚🏼 ?  ME DA UMA DE 5 🤚🏼.  AQUI, TÁ NA MÃO 👨🏼‍🍳🤝🍹.  TÁ AQUI 🍹. ISSO JAMES,

    RIP Teddy K 🧸

      🗣️🔥 OMBG GUESS WHAT 🔥 Teddy K 🧸 our FAVORITE SEXY LITTLE BOMBER 💣 💥 has taken his 👨🏻 final bow 🙇‍♂️. The industrial 🏭 revolution🤡 was a DISASTER 🙅‍♂️ for the human race 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ & daddy 😏 KNEW it. As he approaches the big pearly gates 🌤️🌈 and DAPS 🤜🏿🤛up GOD 👴🏿, send this to 10 of your SEXY 💋💄 FERAL🦦 WOODLAND 🌲SURVIVALISTS. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re camping ⛺️ in a tiny little tent all alone ⛈️🏕️ , 🔟 back and you’re 🫵 on the naughty 😈 watch list 🕵️‍♀️🗒️, 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re💟 glamping 🧨🔫with the best 🎪⛹️‍♂️

      6/9 Day

        DID SOMEBODY 🤔🫣 SAY NICE 👌😂 THATS RIGHT YOU HORNY FUCKERS 🦄😈 TODAY IS 6/9 6️⃣9️⃣ THATS THE SEX NUMBER ‼️👉👌SO FIND YOUR REVERSE ROMPING SLUTS 🤪😹 AND GET A GOOD MOUTHFUL 😨🤤🥴 DONT LET MOM KNOW 🤫👩‍👧THAT YOU RIDE FACE LIKE A DERBY JOCKEY 🏇🤠 WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BLOW 💨💨😵 OFF WORK 😓📈 FOR THIS NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🫡🎉 FUCK INFLATION AND THIS ECONOMY 😔💰💸 BUT I KNOW WHERE ITS FREE TO EAT OUT 😏😩 FOR ALL MY MATH BITCHES OUT THERE 🧮🙋‍♀️ THE SQUARE ROOT OF 69 👍😉 IS ATE SOMETHING 😝🥵 OH DONT FORGET ❌🤞MAKE SURE TO TELL ROB GRONKOWSKI HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🥳🏈 IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 6️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR FINEST FELLATIO FIENDS 🍆😻😮 OR YOULL BE STARVED 😫😖 OF DADDY’S CUMMIES 💦👨 IF YOU GET AT LEAST 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK THEN YOURE READY 👍🤓 TO TAKE ANYTHING HEAD ON 😉😱🫨MAKE SURE YOURE GIVIN IF YOURE GONNA BE GETTIN!!!!

        NYC air quality alert

          What’s ❔❓🤔 that smell? 👃 Is that 😐🤔 your ⚠️ pussy 😼 on 🔛 fire? 🔥 No 👨‍🦰🙅it’s the air 💨 quality. 👌 That’s 🎊 right ➡️ folks, 👥 there’s 🛒 some 🐺💯 burning 💨in 😩 the northern 🔝border 🇺🇸😎 and it’s not 😣 from 👉👊 a fat 🍑ass 💋😂 blunt. 🍃🚬 Those 🇨🇦Canadians have 😤 gotten 🙏 a little ▪️too 😢 careless and now ✊😱 us 👨 AMERICANS 🇺🇸 have to suffer. 😭 It’s time 🕓 to storm 🌙 the northern ❄️🥶🤧border 🇺🇸😎 this year 🎆 instead 🚔 of the capitol. 🏛️ Be 🤰 sure 🙅 to grab 👐👊 your 💦🚪 free 💜 masks 😷 (NOT ❌ FOR 💰😙 COVID 🦠🦠 I 😡 REPEAT 🔁 NOT 🚫 FOR 🔄COVID) 🦠🦠 and pray 🙏 you 🤕🔥 make 😼😼😼😼😼 it to your 👈🏼 metro 🚇 stop. 🛑 Send 📩 this to 1 👊 friend 😎👬 and you 👈 won’t 😌 get 😩 a collapse 💨lung. Send 📨📧 this to 5 🎉😂 friends 😷 and you ☑️🕝 will 😜⚽ get a bonus 5 🔳 feet 👣 of visibility 👀. Send ✉️✉️✉️ this to 10 🕑 friends 👬 and Biden 👨‍🦳👤 will 💀 use 😏 the smoke 🚬 haze for 4️⃣ a cool 😎 ass 😐 rave party 🥳 on 🔛 the national 😝 mall🌴
          THE 🌫️SMOG🌫️ IS CUMMING TO BLOW YOU AWAY 🌬️🌬️💨🍆 💦 😶‍🌫️ Calling all spitters 💧💧💧and squirters 🌊🌊🌊We’ve got to WET 🚿🚿DOWN these 🔥🌲wildfires 🌲🔥 It’s H O T in 🇨🇦Canada 🇨🇦and they dropped us a big load so start pumping your HOES 🍆🍆💦💦🍑🍑 Stay inside for all VIGOROUS activity 😤😫Mask up 😷 outside unless you want to be 😵CHOKED 😵 by Canadas thick bush 🌳🌳🌳 ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🇨🇦 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ climate CUMMIES If you get 0️⃣ back you won’t get fire 🔥 COCK 🍆🍆🍆 from big dick daddy fireFUCKERS👨‍🚒⛑️

          OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! 😳

            OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! 😳 Uwu 😚 We make a fucky wucky!! 🙅‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️ A wittle fucko boingo! 🌈💫 The code monkeys 🙈🙉at our headquarters 🕍 💤 are working VEWY HAWD 💸💯 to fix this! ♿️

            PIZZA TOWER REFERENCE???

              IS THAT AN PIZZA TOWER REFERENCE?????? PIZZA TIME!🍕PIZZA TIME!🍕 PIZZA TIME!!!!!🍕 PIZZA HEAD IS COMING🍕!!!! YOU GOTTA RUN🍕!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 GET ALL THE TOPPINGS🍕!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 WHAT YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA TOWER MEMES🍕???? EWWWW I RATE THAT A “C” FOR CRINGE OPINION🍕🍕!!!! YOU MADE ME DO THE PEPPINO SCREAM FOR HOW AWFUL YOU ARE AT MAKING OPINIONS🍕🍕🍕!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(peppino[me] screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(cowboy cheese guy screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAA(noisy guy screaming)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(pizza head screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!🍕🍕🍕 You are a total pizza tower FAKER🍕(get it it’s fake peepino reference XDDDDDDD) huh? am I annoying to you🍕?????? Kinda reminds me of THE NOISE🍕!!!!!(I am proud of that statement😁😁😁😁😁😁) I GET MORE BITCHES THAN YOU🧀🍕🍄🫘🍅🍍(you should try the minus 8 women mod it’s SEXY YOU LONELY ASS!!!!) CHEESE TO MEET YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!🍕🧀🧀🍕🍕🧀