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It’s 4/20 today 😳🤗

    Happy 420 you STONER SKANK💅🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 🍒around today😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans DICK🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍💦💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽👅 a monster cock! Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even BETTER 😫😫😫is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all of your stoner sluts👀👀👀. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death😵😲! If you get 5 back your a HOT lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 20 back you’re the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥
    Happy 420!!🌿🚬🚬 This is the 420 blunt 4⃣2⃣0⃣ If I'm being BLUNT 🚬 U one of my main hoes 😘😈😂😂 and a hot lil NUG 🌳 I'm trying to WEED🍃🌿🍀 out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD 😎😂😂😌 friend, send this blunt 🚬🚬 on to 10 of ur best friends😱😱👬👫 If u get five back from your BUDS 🌿🌿🍀 then ur GANJA(gonna)🍃🍃😂😂😂 be friends forever.
    Spanky-spank u STONER SKANK👂👀👂if you look on ur 📅colander🗓 it’s 4/20 today 🤑🤑😏😶 and u know what that means 😶😅😂420 years ago 👵⏪🕐a ☮️HIPPY✌️🔮🐕 invented C A N A B I S☘️🌿🌳🌴 but the 🙏MAN UPSTAIRS 📿👨🏻🏘☁️😇 didnt like that 😡🤬🤯 so he sent him to 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥🎇 Butt unlike ➡️YOU⬅️ I listened 👂 to my MAMA🤰☺️ So while y’all WRAP ur LIPS 👄🚬💨 round the ☄️👹DEVIL’S👺🤡👿 LETTUCE 🥬🌳🌱☘️🌲 n get phat 🐳 from SWALLOWING 👅🤤 those EDIBELS 🍪🍩 Ill be catching up 👋 on my ⛪📿B I B B L E STUDIES📿⛪ and strengthening 💪💯 my 💋💓RELATIONSHIP💓💋 with the LORD 🏳️‍🌈✝️🌈🛐🙏🙋🏻‍♀️😌 Send this 📩 to 6️⃣9️⃣ of ur HIGHEST H🅾️ES 💃🔥🪁 if u get 🔟 back ur a SMOKIN lil nug 🥵🔥💦🥇 get 5️⃣ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH 🤑🚬💨🌱 but get 0️⃣👌 and you get STONED 🚬🔥🚭 to DEATH ☠️😵😹😱
    Spanky-spank 🍑👋🏻 You STONER SKANK 💁🏻‍♀️👂👀👂if you look on your 📅calendar 🗓 it’s 💚4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣💨 today 🤑🤑😏😶 and you know what that means 😏😅😂......420 years ago 👵⏪🕐a ☮️HIPPY✌️🔮🐕 invented C A N N A B I S☘️🌿🌳🌴 but the 🙏MAN UPSTAIRS 📿👨🏻🏘☁️😇 didn't like that 😡🤬🤯 so he sent him to 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥😳🎇 Butt 🍑unlike ➡️YOU⬅️ I listened 👂 to my MAMA🤰☺️ So while y’all WRAP your LIPS 👄🚬💨 round the ☄️👹DEVIL’S👺🤡👿 LETTUCE 🥬🌳🌱☘️🌲 and get phat 🐳 from SWALLOWING 👅🤤 those EDIBELS 🍪🍩 I'll be catching up 👋 on my ⛪📿B I B L E STUDIES📿⛪ and strengthening 💪💯 my 💋💓RELATIONSHIP💓💋 with the LORD 🏳️‍🌈✝️🌈🛐🙏🙋🏻‍♀️😌
    
    HA! GOT YOU 🫵🏻 BITCH 🤣😆🦹🏻‍♂️ We 😶‍🌫️ getting Blazed 😤🔥😤🔥 and our BOOTY 🍑🕳️ HOLES 💢⭕️ GLAZED 🧁🤤 Hop in the car 🚗💨 and ride this DiCK 🍆💦🤤 on the way 🔜 to the dealer 💸🧙🏼🤝⚖️🍂 and grab a POUND ⚖️ of that ZA💚❤️‍🔥👯‍♂️ And Remember 🧏🏼 to leave blunts 🚬 out for Snoop Dogg 🎅🏾💚🎅🏾💚 so he can stuff 🧸 your 🅱️ONG with that Sour Dick-siel 🍂🔥🔥💁🏻‍♀️🍀🍃
    
    Send this 📩 to 6️⃣9️⃣ of your HIGHEST H🅾️ES 💃🔥👯‍♂️👯‍♂️🔥💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️🪁 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you're a Pothead 😤Princess 👸🏼 dripping 💦💦 in THC ⚗️⚛️ Get 🔟 back and you're a SMOKIN lil nug 🥵🔥💦🥇 Get 5️⃣ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH 💁🏻‍♀️🤑🚬💨🌱 ...but get 0️⃣👌back and you getting STONED 🗿TO DEATH 🥌BITCH 🚬🔥🚭 ☠️😵😹😱
    PUFF PUFF PASS! This is a cellular blunt so don’t mess up the rotation keep this stuff movin’ til the whole world hits it! Happy 420!!🌿🚬🚬 BLAZEEE ITTTTTT. This is the 420 blunt4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ If I'm being BLUNT 🚬 U one of my main hoes. 😜😉😘 I'm trying to WEED 🌿🍃🌱🍁out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD😂😝😎🤑friend, send this blunt 🚬🚬 to ten of your best blazing bros👫👭👬 if you get 5 back from your BUDS🌿🌱🍁then ur GANJA (gonna) be blazing bros and best friends forever 🚬🍁🌿😜
    Happy 🕠 420 ☝️ to the coolest 😎 stoners 💯 and pot 🗿 heads out ☮ there. Blaze 🔥 🆙️ ⬆️ those 🌴 trees and 🖕 fuck the 👮‍♂️🚔 po po❗ Make sure 🙊 to have 🌮🍕🍖🍗 munchies 🍝🍦🎂🍩 ready because 🚬 this 420 😤 comes once 🎈 every 💯 thousand 🗓♻️ years! So cheef 😱 the 💪 fattest 🤜🤛 doofers 🌬 and keep 🙈 those 👀 eyes blazed 😲 and 😑 barely 🛒 open! 🤙 Namaste 🕉 Blaze 🇨🇬 🚼 Babies!
    💥HEY💥 👈👉all you👈👉🤑🍏🥦CANNASLUTS🥗🔋💚 HAPPY WHORE 2️⃣0️⃣ dont👊 let the 🦠WHORENTINE🦠🤮STOP 🛑 u from SHOVING 😈 a WHOLE BONG 💨🌬up your 🥤JUICY 💦💧STONER 💨🍑ASS 🍑💨 🛑if you're not🛑 FUCKING 🍆🍆a PLANT 🌿🌱🍃or SUCKING 👄👅a BONG 💨💨you're doing it WRONG🤬🤯 📤📬send 💌 this blessing 🙌🙏to 2️⃣0️⃣ CANNASLUTS 🍃🥦🍆and 🔥🔥dank nugs🔥🔥 will 💨 appear💨 🛑 IGNORE 🛑and have 🤮😰DRY BONG PUSSY🤢🤧 for 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ DAYS 🌞👀👀💜💜💜🌙🌙🌙

    Anti 4/20 copypasta

    Happy 😁🍃 420 🌿 y'all. The 👉 only 🙅‍♂️😤 blazing 🔥 I do 👌🙋‍♂️ is the 🔥blazing🔥 of the 🙏Holy Spirit 🙌 Can I 👆 get an AMEN? 🙏🙌💯
    it's 4/20 today 😳 😱 but I'm not smoking weed 🌿 🍁 😏 🚬 I'm smoking 💨 😜 the bible 😇 🙏 📕 because heaven ⬆️ 😍 👐 😂 is the highest you can get 🙌 😤
    While y'all 💨🚬smonking🚬💨  the 😈devil's😈☘ lettuce☘ and celebrating 🚫HITLER'S🚫 🎂🎂🎂birthday 🎂on 👽 4/20 👽I'll be catching up on my ⛪📿BIBLE STUDIES📿⛪ and 💪strengthening💪 my💋 💓relationship💓💋 with the 🛐🌈LORD AND SAVIOR🌈🛐
    It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the Bible😇😋🙏🏼📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏼😂is the highest you can get🙌🏼😤
    Today 📅 is 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣..... but I will NOT🙅🏻‍♀️ get high 🍃🍁. The only thing that will be high ⬆️ is my grades 📕💯 because I’m a good, good child 💁🏻‍♀️
    
    😂😂😂 YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! 😈😈 Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS 👅👅👅 !!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn't the only BIG BROWN 😵 thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 around tonight!😉. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans D**K🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍⬆️💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽 a monster COCK! 💦💦👅👅 Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even GREATER >> is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! 🧜🏼😱😱 Send ⏭ this to 🔟 of your favorite 😏 STONERS with BONERS 👀👀👀. If you get NONE back, 😢 you get stoned to death😵⚰️! If you get 5 back, you’re a HOT lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    💢💢💢😠😠Honestly if I see 👀👀👀 one 👆👆👆 4/20 🌿🌿🌿post I'm deleting you off Facebook😠😠😠💢💢💢. I do not🙅🙅🚫 wish to associate myself🙋🙋 with those who celebrate🎉🎊🎉 the consumption of a very DANGEROUS 😵🔫😵🔫😵🔫AND ILLEGAL👮🚔🚓🚔 DRUG. 🌿🌲💉💊Kids should not be glorifying👼👼 this atrocious 👿👿 habit, especially to consider it a "holiday." Christmas📿🙏😇🎄 is a holiday. Easter📿🙏🐰🐔🐣🕊 is a holiday. Why? They're both celebrating our lord📿🙏🙏😇📿 and saviour 🙏🙏♰♱🛐 Jesus Christ🙏🕇📿🕆😇🙏- this is not a holiday.🚫🚫😠😠😠 Stay away🙅🙅 from the devil's 😈👹👺👿herb 🌲🌿💉💊🔫and it's temptation🕇 today guys. Please.📿💞🙏🙏🙏💢💢

    TICKLE FIGHT!

      TICKLE FIGHT!!! ahhhh ooo ahhh stopp😂😂😆😆😆ahhhh ouu ahh it tickless stopppahhhh😩😜😜😆😆🤪ahh thats the spot ahhhh stopppp🤪😩😩😝😝🥴🥴STOPP AHHH I CANT BREATHE😩😆😆😁😂AHHH STOPPUHHH😭😭🤣🤣🤣 hey i said stop😂😂 h-hey wha-what are y-🤨😣😣 omggg😖😖😖 STO-UGHHH😩✊💦🥴

      US Civil War

        The United 👏👏 States 👌 of 🔥 America ⚓⚓ has 👏👏 been DIVIDED by 😀👏 CUMMIES . The 👏🚟 North ☝☝ and ✝🏿 South 👇👇 are 🔢😎 ready 😖😬 to FUCK 🖕👦 each 👏👏 other 🎩 for 👅🍆 the FUCKING 👿 OF 😳🌹 THE 🎁 CENTURY. General ♂ Michael 🆘 Cor-KARE is ⁉ in ↙👇 charge of 💦🎭 the Northern 🎅🎅 troops but he’s ready for 💰 some CAUCASIAN COCK . General 👮 Lee’s got a 👌 bevy of 👏 big black ◼👱 dongs ready 😬🤤 to 💦😵 penetrate the Confederate walls. 🏨 But 🍑🍑 both ➡👬 sides have sent ✉✉ their best 🏼 dick slingers to 😯🅱 give 🛍🅱 as 😎 well as 🅱 they 🏁 get, 🔟👨 including Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis. 😋 This 👈 war 💯 of SEXUAL 💙 INNUENDO could 👌 go 👐♂ on 💡🔛 for 🎅 years, 📅⏰ but it 🙂📣 all 🥂 starts 🕹🕹 TODAY 📅📆 with 👏 the 👨👅 start 💯 of 💦 ️THE 🅿🌊 BATTLE OF 🔝😂 GETTYSBURG , where you know that ⚠💦 there WILL 🔥 BE 😱⚰ BLOODSHED !

        Fyre Festival

          HEY 🚨 YOU 👧👉 BASS HUNGRY 😋 SLUTS 💁💰 Get ready for 🐻 Fyre Festival 🎉 2: 🏿🙈 The Splash Back! Fyre Festival 🎉🎉 is 😇 back 🙅⬅ again 😩 and 👌👅 this time 🕐 you KNOW 💡💭 there 😩⛔ won’t 💪💪 be 🐝👦 any 💦💦 melted cheese 🧀 or cold 😵 beans 🌱🌱 to eat 🍟 because these BIG 🐳 BOYS 👦 are 👏🤰 gonna ❓♂ put that FIRE in ⚓⤵ you 🚫 in 🍆 every 🔪 way possible!!! So get 🉐 your 🙋 friends 👫🙆 together 👷👬 and 😩 pack up ⬆❤ a 😼 bunch of SHITTY 😠 clothing because ❕ we 👨😺 are 💰🚟 going to PRIVATE ISLAND 🍹🏝 where 😾 only 👉😤 our 💰💰 most 🥇☺ BAD 💦🤦 ASS sexiest people 😃👨 will 👊 be 🐝💪 allowed 😡🙅 ️in . If 🏼🏼 you 👉👅 want 😒👉 to keep 🙊👩 things HOT 😍 then send this 👌 message 👈 to 👅💦 20 🆗 of 🔉🔧 your 🏼🅱 SLUTTIEST 🍆👄 friends. 🖐 If 👏🤔 you 👋 don’t 🚫🚫 get ☹👮 any responses by 😈 tomorrow 🚗🙌 afternoon then ✡😁 the 👇🚟 big ⬆ bad FIRE 🔥 BITCH 💁 GAMEZZZ will DIE 🚦 FOREVER!!!! If 👏❗ you 👈💦 get 10-19 😂 responses then its 👌 TAYLOR SWIFTSKYPE SESSION TIME!!! 🙌 If you get 👻 20+ responses guess what 😟 ?? BIG 🍆👅 BOY 🏻👱 GONNA 😩🏼 PUT THAT 🍑🚟 FIRE ON YOUR CHEEZ SANDWICH

          Dyngus Day

            Happy Dyngus Day 🎉 all u thirsty Polish American 🇵🇱🇺🇸🇵🇱 sluts‼️ It's been a long HARD 😓😩😵 lenten season 🙏⛪✝️🙏 and it's time to SIN‼️‼️ 👹😈🥵 You know what that means❓ Break out your babcia's 🧓 pierogi 🥟🍽️ recipe and grab a tall glass of kupnik🍶. All the naughty girls 👭🏼 and bois🙋🙋🏼will be out teasing 🥵😳😤 each other all Day LONG😡. Girls can chase 🏃🏼‍♀️😤 and SQUIRT 💦🔫 all the bois they want to fuck 🛌 and get them soaking WET 💦😢☔️. Think that sounds unfair❓❓❓ WELL, on this festive 🎊 holiday 🇵🇱 the bois 👦🏼🤡 can retaliate by beating the thirsty thots 🙊 with a PUSSY-willow branch 🍑🍣🌮😿🐈. ✋🛑STAY BACK YOU HORNY WHOORS!!!🥵 Don't forget to wear your traditional red🇵🇱💃🏼🇵🇱 and white🇵🇱🥛🇵🇱, and expose 😲 your polka dots 🍒 👀👀 for everyone to see 😳🥵😳. Hope you have a Sinful 👺 ŚMIGUS-DYNGUS Day, and remember, not only is everyone is Polish 🇵🇱 on Dyngus Day, but they're also a SLUT!!!👫🏼🤰🏼😛 Send this to 6️⃣9️⃣ of your Horniest 📯 Poles 🇵🇱😩. If you get 0️⃣ back, no spankings for you, you dirty old babushka 🧓🏻🧙🏼‍♀️. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back, you'll get your little pierogi 🥟 stuffed 🍆💦🥛. If you get 3️⃣0️⃣ back, you'll get a thicc POLE-ish 🇵🇱 branch 🍆🪵🍆 on your booty🍑! If you get 5️⃣0️⃣ back you get to ride 🤠🏇🏻 the Polish Kielbasa 🇵🇱🌭 all night 🙋🏼‍♀️⏰🛏️!! If you get ALL 6️⃣9️⃣ back Daddy Dyngus 🧙‍♂️ will spank you HARD 😫 and let you squirt 💦😛 all over him‼️‼️

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