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Cinco de Mayo

    HOLA👋🏻 all you dirty little TACO🌮SLUTS😘🤣do you know what day it is?!🤔 I smell immigrants🙎🏾‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION🙅🏼 so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE😩💦🍻🌮❤️🌯 Hide your KIDS👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, hide your BURRITOS🌯, and get your CUMMIES READY😩cause DADDY TRUMP🇧🇪is coming to deport us all🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾 But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS 🌮 and eat TEQUILA 🍸because the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America🇺🇸is to PARTYYY🎈🎉🎁😍💦😩 So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST😏 jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT ❌get any back you get NO 🚫🚫CULTURAL CUMMIES 😭🤷🏽‍♂️🌮💦😩
    It's Cinco de mayo... 👀🌮🎉 but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco DICKS 🌯 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you're gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 with a huge stick 😳🎉 but ❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you'd cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you'll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘
    It’s the end of May the Fourth 4️⃣ 🌌😫 but that means the beginning of 🎸👨🏾🌵CincHOE de Mayo 🎸👨🏾🌵 get ready to get your TACO eaten 👅💦🌮 and gulp Papi's BURRITO 😩🌯💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your main 💅🏾PUTAS 💅🏾who need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO 🌭💦 if you get 5️⃣ back you're a border hopping 💁🏽CHOLA 💁🏽If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a 💚 Green card HOE💚 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back you're the💃🏽Telenovela main BITCH 💃🏽 If you get 0️⃣ back you're getting deported by Trump! 🇲🇽😫🚧🇺🇸 Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
    It’s CincHOE🎉 de mayHOE😈😘but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco🖐️5️⃣ DICKS 🌯🍆💦 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you’re gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this Mexican🇲🇽 dick🍆 into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐶 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you’d cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you’ll find the Juan for you tonight ❤️☺️😘
    Happy 😉🍑 CINCO de 🎧 MAYHOE!! It’s 🅱🚫 time to 🏽 celebrate all 💦 things 👠 Mexican like GUACamole, 🥑🥑 MARiHUANAdoes, and 💦 El DICKcunTin ️ . Send this ☝⤴ to of 👶😂 your 💎 spiciest latina ass bitches 🍑💋 or 🎡😩 you ain’t MexiCUMMIED in the 👢🍗 face that 🚟 night 🌌 . If 👦 you ♀😧 get 🔟♂ back 😯🔙 , you 😍😫 ain’t spicy 😫 enough . Get 💦 back 😔 and 👅 you’re 😍😂 HOT as 😖 FUCK ️ back and 👑💰 you’ll 👈 get your 💸 CINCO on 🔛 thaaaaaaannnnnndddd be 🐝 getting DICKed down ⬇⬇ all night 🌝 long 😄♂

    May Day

      TWERKERS 👨‍💻👷of the world 🌍escape from your BONDAGE ⛓️🪢Today 📅📅📅 is MAY DAY 👷❗️❗️👷 Most people 👥👥 are forced to work 🔨📞💻 for BOSS DADDY who steals all the CUMMIES 💦 💲💹💹🏧 of their labor but I would work 🔨📞💻 for YOU 👦 👧 because YOU’RE MY CUMRADE 💪👬👭💂❗️❗️ TODAY is the day to JOIN your working clASS 🍑UNION 👭and fight for your right to the fruits 🍎 of your LABEWHORE 🔨. Send 📨📧 to 10 AnarcHO FEMENISTS 👯‍♀️who appreciate 😊👍 your LABOR 🔨🔧 or be EXPLOITED 💵💰🚨🚓 by the BOURGEOISIE 🚬🔫🔪💸💸💸 If you get 0️⃣ back you are a BOOT 👢 licking scab 🩹. If you get 5️⃣back you are a SEXY 🍆CUMMUNIST 🎅. If you get 🔟 back you are a BOMB BUSSY 💣 throwing ANARCHO-sHOcialist! ⚒️💣🍆

      IS THAT A QURAN REFERENCE???

        ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING QURAN REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱ISLAM IS THE BEST FUCKING RELIGION 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯MUHAMMAD ﷺ IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH BISMILLAH 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬ALHAMDULLILLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MASHALLAH BROTHER! Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Assamualaikum! 🗿 🗿Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓Waalaikumsalam‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

        Tucker Carlson leaves Fox

          DADDY TUCKER IS FINALLY 🙌 GONE 🏃🏃 !!!! After years of using his 🙋 position 🏿🏿 as a 💰👌 PUSSY 🙅 PIMP to make 🖕 all 🕔 the 🖖🖼 bitches 🙋🍑 in the 💚 news do whatever he wants, 💋😩 Daddy 🤖🙈 Tucker finally 👌😲 decided 🤔👯 it’s 😩👂 time to 👐 move 🏃☝ on. 👌🏻 He 👉❓ is 🤔 now 😞 moving to 🔧 New York where 🤔 he will continue 🔁🔁 bringing you 😘 the 👏😨 news 💼 with 👏👏 his ✋ new show, “Tucker Carlson Tonight: The New York Edition” 👌👌 on 🔛 FOX 🐺 NEWS 🗣🎥 SIX From now 😢😤 on, 💔 Tucker is 🤔🔥 officially 🏻 off 😡 the 🏞 leash and is doing 😛 whatever he wants in ♂ your 💼⛵ never ending quest 🗺 to 💦🔭 find out 🌐🏍 what daddy thinks about everything 🏻 . Send 📱📧 this to 10 NEWSPUBESCENDENTS so 🔥💯 that you are always 🤔 aware 👌 of what Daddy thinks 👏

          Eid Al-fitr

            🎉🎊 EID MUBAR-COCK🐓🍆 MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS🥙🥙🥙 RAMADAN IS OVER 🏁🏁🏁 WE GOT 3️⃣ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES 🥳 🎊🎉 TIME TO FEAST 👅 👅 👅 ON SOME PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸PUSSY 🐱 NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET 🌞🌞🌞 TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS 😋🤤 COCK 🍆 🍆🍆 AND GARGLE 😛🤑BABAS 🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️BALLSACK 🏀⚽️ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW 💦💦💦 YOU NASTY 🤮 😷SAND 🏝🏝SLUT 👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️ POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🍾🍾AND EATING ASS 🍽🍑 IS BACK 🔙🔙ON THE MENU 📜📜📜BUT NOT 🚫🚫🚫 MISS PIGGY’S 🐷🐷🐷JUICY 😩😩😩CHEEKS CAUSE PORK🐖🐖 IS HARAM🐸🐸🐸 BE GENEROUS AND SEND ➡️➡️➡️ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES 🦍🦍🦍 IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOU’RE ONE☝🏽 HALAL👌🏽 HABIBI👶🏻 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’RE A TRUE HOE-JABI🧕🧕🧕 GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH 💯 VIRGINS.
            Hey there you sex-deprived sacrificers 🚫🛌🤷🏻‍♀️ you indulging imams 🍆 💦 🕌 you fuck-loving fasters 🥵 👉🏼 👌🏼 😏 it’s time to go from prayboy to playboy 🙏🏼 + 🦵♦️🦵 because we have a need for greed 💴 💰 this eid ✊🏼 🥖 💦 💦 😋 💯 It’s been a crazy 😜 covid cock infested 🦠 😷 🤒 quarantine this year 🏡 ✋🏿🔞so by now I’m sure you wanna meet new people👫 👭🏼👬🏼for dinner 🥘 before you meat them 🍖 💦 😩 for dessert 👋🏼 🍑 😏 So if you’re down to slob on some kebab 👅 🥙 🥖 🥙 with extra tahini ⛽️ 💦 💦 🤤 and are itchin 😩 for a chicken 🍗 & dicken 🍑 💦 🌽 with extra thumeya 🥛 🥛 😉 👌🏼 then cum on down 💦 💦 and let your beast feast 😋 🍴 👄 so you can ram 🐏 💨🌶 🐏 these freshly shaven lambs 🐑 ✂️ 💇 before it’s their bloody 🩸 🌊 time of the month 📅 ⏰ 💁🏻‍♀️ If your prick can’t pick 💁🏻‍♀️ 👈 🧍🏻‍♂️between the two 🤷🏻‍♀️ + 🤷🏻‍♂️ = 🔞🛌 then warm up with a little Shawermuta 🥙 🔥 🥵 and كس"شعري " 👅🦵💎🦵😼before you graduate 👨‍🎓 to Dunkin 👉🏼 🍩 😉 and Bustin Kream 🥴 🍆 💦 💦 😻 on some hoes b’laban 👋🏼🤪🍚 🥛 with Om Ali 👩🏻‍⚕️👩🏻‍⚕️after maghreb 🌚 🌚 😏 That won’t be not enough, “sogo2” 🌭 🌭 even longer 😳 until your sausage goes from a big boom 🍆 💦 💥 🤯 to مفروم 🙊 💀 ⚰️ Be sure shower 🛁 before you deflower 🔞 🌺 🛌 😏 and put on some cologne 🍼 💨 🥰 before you make her moan 😩 😩 ⚡️ so you can be a freak in the sheets 😈🚫 🚪 🛌 but a sheikh in the streets 👳🏽‍♂️👳🏽‍♂️🙏🏼 ☺️ ☪️ Most importantly, don’t forget cuntsent 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏽‍♂️=💞 and to wrap up 🎁 that grape leaf 🍆&🎀=👩🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 👰 so you make a ma7shy 🎞 🔞🙅🏻‍♀️before you have her mash you🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 💆🏻‍♀️Why waste that suckulent taste 😋 👉🏼 👄 when you’ve prayed to get laid? 🙏🏼 🙏🏼 🏃🏻‍♀️&🏃=🛌 Send this to 10 horny hijabis 🧕 🧕 or else, the only meat that’s gonna get beat 👋🏼 🍖 🦴 🐶 is the little minaret between your legs 🦵🦵 ✊🏼🍆 💨
            It's Finally Eid 😳🙈‼ Ramadan 🚫🍔🍕🍟 Is Officially Over 😝✌🏼️🙅🏽 Say Hello 👋🏼 To Shaytan 👹👺 Cause He's BACK🔂 But I Ain't Worried 🙅🏽 Cause God 👼🏽 Got My Back 🙌🏼💯✔️ Today Make Sure You Pray 🙏🏿🙌🏿 📅 Don't Be Greedy 😡🙄 Give Zakat 💸💰💵 Then Sip Ciroc😈 Summers Just Begun 👅👏🏼 Get Some MorCOCKan Or Kiss Some HijaBAES 🍆💋 Hennything Can Happen In Shaa Allah 🙈🙊 Send To 1️⃣5️⃣ People ‼️ Or Shaytan Will Baghdad Ass Up On You 😂😷
            🎉🎊 EID MUBAR-COCK🐓🍆 MY SHAWARMA SHARMOOTAS🥙🥙🥙 RAMADAN IS OVER 🏁🏁🏁 WE GOT 3️⃣ DAYS OF FESTIVITIES 🥳 🎊🎉 TIME TO FEAST 👅 👅 👅 ON SOME PALESTINIAN 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸PUSSY 🐱 NO NEED TO WAIT FOR SUNSET 🌞🌞🌞 TO SUCK THAT DELICIOUS 😋🤤 COCK 🍆 🍆🍆 AND GARGLE 😛🤑BABAS 🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️BALLSACK 🏀⚽️ BUT MAKE SURE YOU SWALLOW 💦💦💦 YOU NASTY 🤮 😷SAND 🏝🏝SLUT 👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️ POPPING BOTTLES 🍾🍾🍾AND EATING ASS 🍽🍑 IS BACK 🔙🔙ON THE MENU 📜📜📜BUT NOT 🚫🚫🚫 MISS PIGGY’S 🐷🐷🐷JUICY 😩😩😩CHEEKS CAUSE PORK🐖🐖 IS HARAM🐸🐸🐸 BE GENEROUS AND SEND ➡️➡️➡️ THIS TO ALL YOUR HARAM-BAES 🦍🦍🦍 IF YOU GET NONE BACK, YOU’RE ONE☝🏽 HALAL👌🏽 HABIBI👶🏻 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU’RE A TRUE HOE-JABI🧕🧕🧕 GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK AND BE REWARDED WITH 💯 VIRGINS.

            It’s 4/20 today 😳🤗

              Happy 420 you STONER SKANK💅🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 🍒around today😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans DICK🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍💦💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽👅 a monster cock! Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even BETTER 😫😫😫is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all of your stoner sluts👀👀👀. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death😵😲! If you get 5 back your a HOT lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 20 back you’re the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥
              Happy 420!!🌿🚬🚬 This is the 420 blunt 4⃣2⃣0⃣ If I'm being BLUNT 🚬 U one of my main hoes 😘😈😂😂 and a hot lil NUG 🌳 I'm trying to WEED🍃🌿🍀 out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD 😎😂😂😌 friend, send this blunt 🚬🚬 on to 10 of ur best friends😱😱👬👫 If u get five back from your BUDS 🌿🌿🍀 then ur GANJA(gonna)🍃🍃😂😂😂 be friends forever.
              Spanky-spank u STONER SKANK👂👀👂if you look on ur 📅colander🗓 it’s 4/20 today 🤑🤑😏😶 and u know what that means 😶😅😂420 years ago 👵⏪🕐a ☮️HIPPY✌️🔮🐕 invented C A N A B I S☘️🌿🌳🌴 but the 🙏MAN UPSTAIRS 📿👨🏻🏘☁️😇 didnt like that 😡🤬🤯 so he sent him to 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥🎇 Butt unlike ➡️YOU⬅️ I listened 👂 to my MAMA🤰☺️ So while y’all WRAP ur LIPS 👄🚬💨 round the ☄️👹DEVIL’S👺🤡👿 LETTUCE 🥬🌳🌱☘️🌲 n get phat 🐳 from SWALLOWING 👅🤤 those EDIBELS 🍪🍩 Ill be catching up 👋 on my ⛪📿B I B B L E STUDIES📿⛪ and strengthening 💪💯 my 💋💓RELATIONSHIP💓💋 with the LORD 🏳️‍🌈✝️🌈🛐🙏🙋🏻‍♀️😌 Send this 📩 to 6️⃣9️⃣ of ur HIGHEST H🅾️ES 💃🔥🪁 if u get 🔟 back ur a SMOKIN lil nug 🥵🔥💦🥇 get 5️⃣ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH 🤑🚬💨🌱 but get 0️⃣👌 and you get STONED 🚬🔥🚭 to DEATH ☠️😵😹😱
              Spanky-spank 🍑👋🏻 You STONER SKANK 💁🏻‍♀️👂👀👂if you look on your 📅calendar 🗓 it’s 💚4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣💨 today 🤑🤑😏😶 and you know what that means 😏😅😂......420 years ago 👵⏪🕐a ☮️HIPPY✌️🔮🐕 invented C A N N A B I S☘️🌿🌳🌴 but the 🙏MAN UPSTAIRS 📿👨🏻🏘☁️😇 didn't like that 😡🤬🤯 so he sent him to 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥😳🎇 Butt 🍑unlike ➡️YOU⬅️ I listened 👂 to my MAMA🤰☺️ So while y’all WRAP your LIPS 👄🚬💨 round the ☄️👹DEVIL’S👺🤡👿 LETTUCE 🥬🌳🌱☘️🌲 and get phat 🐳 from SWALLOWING 👅🤤 those EDIBELS 🍪🍩 I'll be catching up 👋 on my ⛪📿B I B L E STUDIES📿⛪ and strengthening 💪💯 my 💋💓RELATIONSHIP💓💋 with the LORD 🏳️‍🌈✝️🌈🛐🙏🙋🏻‍♀️😌
              
              HA! GOT YOU 🫵🏻 BITCH 🤣😆🦹🏻‍♂️ We 😶‍🌫️ getting Blazed 😤🔥😤🔥 and our BOOTY 🍑🕳️ HOLES 💢⭕️ GLAZED 🧁🤤 Hop in the car 🚗💨 and ride this DiCK 🍆💦🤤 on the way 🔜 to the dealer 💸🧙🏼🤝⚖️🍂 and grab a POUND ⚖️ of that ZA💚❤️‍🔥👯‍♂️ And Remember 🧏🏼 to leave blunts 🚬 out for Snoop Dogg 🎅🏾💚🎅🏾💚 so he can stuff 🧸 your 🅱️ONG with that Sour Dick-siel 🍂🔥🔥💁🏻‍♀️🍀🍃
              
              Send this 📩 to 6️⃣9️⃣ of your HIGHEST H🅾️ES 💃🔥👯‍♂️👯‍♂️🔥💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️🪁 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you're a Pothead 😤Princess 👸🏼 dripping 💦💦 in THC ⚗️⚛️ Get 🔟 back and you're a SMOKIN lil nug 🥵🔥💦🥇 Get 5️⃣ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH 💁🏻‍♀️🤑🚬💨🌱 ...but get 0️⃣👌back and you getting STONED 🗿TO DEATH 🥌BITCH 🚬🔥🚭 ☠️😵😹😱
              PUFF PUFF PASS! This is a cellular blunt so don’t mess up the rotation keep this stuff movin’ til the whole world hits it! Happy 420!!🌿🚬🚬 BLAZEEE ITTTTTT. This is the 420 blunt4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ If I'm being BLUNT 🚬 U one of my main hoes. 😜😉😘 I'm trying to WEED 🌿🍃🌱🍁out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD😂😝😎🤑friend, send this blunt 🚬🚬 to ten of your best blazing bros👫👭👬 if you get 5 back from your BUDS🌿🌱🍁then ur GANJA (gonna) be blazing bros and best friends forever 🚬🍁🌿😜
              Happy 🕠 420 ☝️ to the coolest 😎 stoners 💯 and pot 🗿 heads out ☮ there. Blaze 🔥 🆙️ ⬆️ those 🌴 trees and 🖕 fuck the 👮‍♂️🚔 po po❗ Make sure 🙊 to have 🌮🍕🍖🍗 munchies 🍝🍦🎂🍩 ready because 🚬 this 420 😤 comes once 🎈 every 💯 thousand 🗓♻️ years! So cheef 😱 the 💪 fattest 🤜🤛 doofers 🌬 and keep 🙈 those 👀 eyes blazed 😲 and 😑 barely 🛒 open! 🤙 Namaste 🕉 Blaze 🇨🇬 🚼 Babies!
              💥HEY💥 👈👉all you👈👉🤑🍏🥦CANNASLUTS🥗🔋💚 HAPPY WHORE 2️⃣0️⃣ dont👊 let the 🦠WHORENTINE🦠🤮STOP 🛑 u from SHOVING 😈 a WHOLE BONG 💨🌬up your 🥤JUICY 💦💧STONER 💨🍑ASS 🍑💨 🛑if you're not🛑 FUCKING 🍆🍆a PLANT 🌿🌱🍃or SUCKING 👄👅a BONG 💨💨you're doing it WRONG🤬🤯 📤📬send 💌 this blessing 🙌🙏to 2️⃣0️⃣ CANNASLUTS 🍃🥦🍆and 🔥🔥dank nugs🔥🔥 will 💨 appear💨 🛑 IGNORE 🛑and have 🤮😰DRY BONG PUSSY🤢🤧 for 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ DAYS 🌞👀👀💜💜💜🌙🌙🌙

              Anti 4/20 copypasta

              Happy 😁🍃 420 🌿 y'all. The 👉 only 🙅‍♂️😤 blazing 🔥 I do 👌🙋‍♂️ is the 🔥blazing🔥 of the 🙏Holy Spirit 🙌 Can I 👆 get an AMEN? 🙏🙌💯
              it's 4/20 today 😳 😱 but I'm not smoking weed 🌿 🍁 😏 🚬 I'm smoking 💨 😜 the bible 😇 🙏 📕 because heaven ⬆️ 😍 👐 😂 is the highest you can get 🙌 😤
              While y'all 💨🚬smonking🚬💨  the 😈devil's😈☘ lettuce☘ and celebrating 🚫HITLER'S🚫 🎂🎂🎂birthday 🎂on 👽 4/20 👽I'll be catching up on my ⛪📿BIBLE STUDIES📿⛪ and 💪strengthening💪 my💋 💓relationship💓💋 with the 🛐🌈LORD AND SAVIOR🌈🛐
              It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the Bible😇😋🙏🏼📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏼😂is the highest you can get🙌🏼😤
              Today 📅 is 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣..... but I will NOT🙅🏻‍♀️ get high 🍃🍁. The only thing that will be high ⬆️ is my grades 📕💯 because I’m a good, good child 💁🏻‍♀️
              
              😂😂😂 YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! 😈😈 Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS 👅👅👅 !!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn't the only BIG BROWN 😵 thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 around tonight!😉. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans D**K🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍⬆️💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽 a monster COCK! 💦💦👅👅 Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even GREATER >> is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! 🧜🏼😱😱 Send ⏭ this to 🔟 of your favorite 😏 STONERS with BONERS 👀👀👀. If you get NONE back, 😢 you get stoned to death😵⚰️! If you get 5 back, you’re a HOT lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
              💢💢💢😠😠Honestly if I see 👀👀👀 one 👆👆👆 4/20 🌿🌿🌿post I'm deleting you off Facebook😠😠😠💢💢💢. I do not🙅🙅🚫 wish to associate myself🙋🙋 with those who celebrate🎉🎊🎉 the consumption of a very DANGEROUS 😵🔫😵🔫😵🔫AND ILLEGAL👮🚔🚓🚔 DRUG. 🌿🌲💉💊Kids should not be glorifying👼👼 this atrocious 👿👿 habit, especially to consider it a "holiday." Christmas📿🙏😇🎄 is a holiday. Easter📿🙏🐰🐔🐣🕊 is a holiday. Why? They're both celebrating our lord📿🙏🙏😇📿 and saviour 🙏🙏♰♱🛐 Jesus Christ🙏🕇📿🕆😇🙏- this is not a holiday.🚫🚫😠😠😠 Stay away🙅🙅 from the devil's 😈👹👺👿herb 🌲🌿💉💊🔫and it's temptation🕇 today guys. Please.📿💞🙏🙏🙏💢💢