OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! 😳
OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! 😳 Uwu 😚 We make a fucky wucky!! 🙅♂️🤷🏼♀️ A wittle fucko boingo! 🌈💫 The code monkeys 🙈🙉at our headquarters 🕍 💤 are working VEWY HAWD 💸💯 to fix this! ♿️Emojipasta
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PIZZA TOWER REFERENCE???
IS THAT AN PIZZA TOWER REFERENCE?????? PIZZA TIME!🍕PIZZA TIME!🍕 PIZZA TIME!!!!!🍕 PIZZA HEAD IS COMING🍕!!!! YOU GOTTA RUN🍕!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 GET ALL THE TOPPINGS🍕!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 WHAT YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA TOWER MEMES🍕???? EWWWW I RATE THAT A “C” FOR CRINGE OPINION🍕🍕!!!! YOU MADE ME DO THE PEPPINO SCREAM FOR HOW AWFUL YOU ARE AT MAKING OPINIONS🍕🍕🍕!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(peppino[me] screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(cowboy cheese guy screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAA(noisy guy screaming)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(pizza head screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!🍕🍕🍕 You are a total pizza tower FAKER🍕(get it it’s fake peepino reference XDDDDDDD) huh? am I annoying to you🍕?????? Kinda reminds me of THE NOISE🍕!!!!!(I am proud of that statement😁😁😁😁😁😁) I GET MORE BITCHES THAN YOU🧀🍕🍄🫘🍅🍍(you should try the minus 8 women mod it’s SEXY YOU LONELY ASS!!!!) CHEESE TO MEET YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!🍕🧀🧀🍕🍕🧀Hurricane Season
GET READY FOR THE BIG ONE 😏😏😏 TODAY IS THE START OF HURRICANE SEASON 🌀😬 AND ALL YOU SLUTTY STORM SURGERS BETTER GET READY 😤🌊 MAKE SURE YOU 🫵 CAN HANDLE A CATAWHOREY 5️⃣ EVEN IF THE BIG ONES SCARE YOU 😱😰 LOAD UP WITH PROTECTION 😉🪵 BEFORE YOU GET ALL WET 💧😅 WITH CORIOLIS EFFECT CUMMIES 💦💦 NAUGHTY MOTHER NATURE 👵💐 IS READY TO SLAM YOU HARD 😳😫 AND SHES HORNY FOR HURRICANES 🌪️⛈️😜 ‼️🚨🚨‼️ LOOK OUT ‼️🚨🚨‼️ THAT STORM IS CUMMING 😩😲😵 AND ITS GONNA WAKE THE NEIGHBORS 😨🤷♀️🤷 MAKE SURE TO CALL UP AL ROKER 👴🏾🌦️ AND ASK DADDY TO GO EASY ON YOUR FORESKIN🍆🥩 I MEAN CAST 🙏🫡 SEND THIS TO 🔟 HURRICANE HOTTIES 🔥🔥 OR YOU’LL GET NO HURRICANE THOTTIES 😈💅 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ RETURNED YOU’RE SURE TO GET YOUR BACK AND WINDOWS BLOWN OUT 💨💨💨 GET ALL 🔟 AND THE STORM SURGE ⛈️☔️ IS ALREADY INSIDE YOUR EVACUATION ZONE 🍑😉 PREPARE FOR A TY-POON!! 🌀🌪️😹heY 👋 u StOrMii 🌧 ☔️ SLUTZZZ 😬😋Hurricane ⛈ IDA is CUMMING 💦💦 & so is this DICK 🍆🍆‼️....Ladies 👯♀️ you ready for some Category 5️⃣ ASS fuCkIn ??? 😈🌨🌧 A state of 🚨EmerJIZZcy 🚨has been 😱 DICKlared 🚔 for New WHORE-leans, 😵 MissiTITsi, 😂👌🏼PENISSEE 🤠 & ArkansASS 🍑‼️No matter🙅🏼♂️where you at 🌎 dAt pussy’s 🐱gonna be DRenChEd! 🤣🤪 When IDA CUMS 💦 it's gonna be WET n WILD. 🤘🏽So make SURE to get the PROPER 😉 PROTECTION 🍆. Cus the wind 💨 is not gonna be the only thing BLOWIN tonight 😉👅. SEND to of your 1️⃣0️⃣ WETTEST bitches to get DRENCHED 😍 by Daddy tonight! 😍😘😘👅👅.TW: Why “Trigger Warning” is considered a trigger.
‼️ ‼️ ‼️ TW: Trigger Warning ‼️ ‼️ ‼️😈😈
😎😎😎Trigger warnings are warnings that are placed at the beginning of a post to warn the reader🥵🥵 of potential traumatic triggers 😤😤that may be contained inside the post. However, for some, reading the "Trigger Warning" 😩😨😨😭😭part of the trigger warning may cause trauma👅👅 in which will ultimately make the trigger warning useless😱😱😱, as warning the reader of triggers can be a trigger.🥱🥱🥱 Why? Who knows, but "Trigger 😴😴Warnings" are traumatic experiences, too. Because of this, I offer a simple solution 😜😜to end the trigger warning trigger.😈😈 Simply do not use trigger warnings. 🤨🤨🤨🤨Why no trigger warnings? Well, 🗣to simply put it, trigger warnings are managing to trigger individuals who have seen countless trigger warnings, because 🎃there are triggers for everything. 😮😮😮By not using a trigger warning,❤ we won't have people getting triggered by seeing "Trigger Warning" at the top of a post. Therefore, ending this trigger😣😣 warning trigger👣 possibility in the list of😪 triggers. Well, without trigger warnings, there is a potential that there would be no way to warn a user about possible traumatic💤💌💌 experience triggers that🧠 may set someone off,⛷⛷⛷ causing 💥them to type a 500 page rant 💨💨on why this and that doesn't work with that because that left the💫 family home to go get 🤺🤺🤺milk. An alternative to the big "T🐁W" or "Trigger Warning" at the top of a post, just say what is the trigger so that someone cannot be triggered by seeing "Trigger Warning". For example: "Stuff talking about the brand new🦄🦄 My 🦄🦄Little🦄🦄 Pony🦄🦄 Convention👽👽 is up ahead, beware!💀💀💀💀💀💀" Getting straight😎😎 to the point with your warning can advise users to be cautious 🕳💢while reading your amazing🔆🔆 post. Thank you🦾🦾 for coming👀👀 to my 👯♀️TED👯♀️ talk.Complete💯✔️ Guide🗺️👨🏫📜 to Horse🐴🐎🏇🦄 Masturbation👊💦💦
Horse🐴 masturbation👊💦💦 techniques🥋🤹 aren't🙅 the same♊ kinds of techniques🥋🤹 as, say🗣️, just⚖️ a guy👨 jerking off👊💦 or receiving📫 a blowjob🌬️🍆. They have very specific📍 stimulation💆💡 requirements📜. Generally🎖️ speaking🗣️, it's not🙅 possible🔮 for people👪 to stimulate💆💡 a horse🐎 in the correct✔️ manner🙇. In the videos📺 you've seen👁️ of women👩 "giving🎁 a horse🎠 a blowjob🌬️👅🐡" the horses🐴 aren't🙅 being fully💯 stimulated💡 properly🎩. Their cock🐓🍆 heads👨 aren't🙅 flaring✨, and, in most cases💼, their cocks🐓 are kind of malleable🥀🐍 and can👌 be moved🚚 around↩️ and stuff. This is because the stimulation💡 requirements📜 for getting their cocks🐓🍆 out of their sheaths🗡️👛 is vastly🌊 less than actual ejaculation🍆💦💦. In all of those videos📼, those people👪 are just⚖️ playing🤡⚽ with flaccid🥀 horse🐴 dick🍆 more or less. The "cum"💦💦 you see👁️ in those videos📹 is usually a watered💧 down⬇️ yogurt🥛🥄 that is put⛳ in their mouths👄🤤 in a camera🎥 transition💊🏳️🌈 and held📎 there until they spit🤤💦 it out. In order📦 to use those in most cases💼 though, the horse🐴 has to be willing👌🙋 to "mount"🗻 the device🔬, and begin🎬 the bucking💸🦌 and humping🐫🐪 on their own. This is usually achieved💯✔️ by spreading⚱️ estrus🤰🍑♀️ pheromones🌹👃💞 around↩️, gaining the horse's🐎 attention🛎️⚠️, and having them mount🗻 a sawhorse🚧🦄 or fence🚧 or something where the positioning📍 makes🎨 them believe💫✡️📿 that they are actually on top🎩🎪 of a Mare🐴🤰♀️. Then at that point☝️📌 they are attempting🙋 to shove👐 their, very erect🗼, cocks🐓🍆 into a Mare's🐴🤰♀️ vagina, but there is no🙅 Mare🐴🤰 present. If the person👨 with the artificial🤖 vagina🌮 isn't❌ fast💨 enough to get it around↩️ the horse's🐴 cock🍆, after about🤷 15-30 seconds⏱️ of attempted🙋 mounting🗻 the horse🐴 will try🙋 to give🎁 up⬆️ and reevaluate🤔⁉️ the situation💹. When a mount🗻 is successful💯✔️ though, actual copulation💑🌭🌮 only lasts⏱️ about🤷 15 seconds⏱️, and is VERY intense🎆🌟💥, thusly why the bucking💸🦌 and humping🐫🐪 is a key🗝️🔑 component⚙️🔌 for their ejaculation💦💦💦.HBO Max is now Max
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