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National Punch An Emo Kid In The Face Day

    Looks 👀👉 like ☃ l'm 💰😂 gonna 🅱🔥 have to 💦 hit a ☢ Hollywood junkyard and dig ⛏ out 🎮 a 🐶👌 Delorean to travel 🛫 back to ➡ June 6, ❓❗ 2006 for 🙌📀 the 💌 National "Punch 👊 An ⬅ Emo ☹☹ Kid In The 🍑😎 Face" 😭😳 Day. 🌞 I 😩💰 mean, 😉😡 I get the 👏🕍 fact 🛡👩 that 💦😐 it 😞 no doubt 🙅👅 has to suck 😜 being 😑😑 so 👏 socially awkward that 🕵 you 👦🤖 had 💋🅰 to pretend 😢 to be 💀 depressed 🅱 just 🏻 to ⛪😱 fit in 📥 with Majic The Gathering dorks addicted to 💦 Lithium and ➕ Adderal, who 👶😂 totally 💯🚥 duped you 😬👀 into thinking that 🚟 listening 👂🎧 to My 🔌 Chemical Bromance will 👊😠 help 💁🚨 you score 💯 with hot 🔥 chicks. 🐔 And 📡🔟 don't 🚫🚫 try 😐 lying 🤥 to 💦⚠ kick it 🍆👏 homeboy. All 🏷 the 🔥 scene sluts ‼ who 👀 weren't lesbians 😱😲 or morbidity obese, were scooped up ♀ by Chaos Punx, Bootboys, and 🕰👏 Skinheads. That's 😐😐 the 👨 cold hard 💦🍆 truth. Anyways, my 😎💯 point ⬆ is 😩 that 🆚 just 💪 because 🍆📖 you're 🙅👏 not all 🌎🌎 that ✔🚟 awesome on 🔛💦 an intellectual level 🆙🔻 due 👅👅 to 💦😩 staying away 🌪💨 from 🙍😂 people 📣😑 and Sunlight, that's truly 🔝 no excuse 🚶 for 🍆 this complete 💯✅ lack of 💥 basic communication 📰🗣 during a 👏 simple online 💻💻 business transaction.

    International Non-Binary People’s Day

      Hey🙌 you 💕🗣 nonbinary 🏳️‍🌈 babes! You 💖 are 💇 soooooo ☘️ lucky 🤞 today 📆 is 📆😧 international 🍒 nonbinary people 👱😃 day, so 💯 let's 👀🤑 get freaky 🙈 and make this 😤❌ day 😎 the 🎉 best day 🕐🍆 ever 😱 Because 😏👆 you're the 👏 hottest 🔥 and ❌😩sexiest of all 💯🏃 the ☝👏 genders. 🧑👩👨 send this to 🔟 of your 😩 most ☺ HOTASS nonbinary friends. 💑 If 👏 you 👉🏼 don't 🚫 get 💰 any 🚸 back 🔙 well guess what 🙏😦 a CISGENDER ASSHOLE got your message. 😱 If 👏 you 🫵 get 5️⃣ or more 😖 back 🔙 you're 😘 a certified HOE 🛐💦

      Bastille Day

        OH LA-LA 😉😉 HAPPY B(ASS)STILLE DAY FRENCH SLUTS! 🇫🇷🇫🇷😍👏👏Today in 1789 a bunch of revHOElutionaries ✊✊were sick of being BLUE BALLED 🔵🔵😫😫by DADDY LOUIS 👑and viHOElated his SEX DUNGEON 👉👌🗝⚔️looking for BIG GUNS🍆💦😏 So let them eat CUM BITCHES 🍰💦💎💅cause these FRENCH THOTS 🇫🇷👩‍🎨💃🏻took poLICKtical 👅👅power from the arisCOCKracy. 🤛🍆 Send this ➡️to 1️⃣4️⃣FRENCH FUCKSTERS and we’ll COUCHEZ AVEC MOI 👠👄😛on the Champs-Elysées. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and DADDY will give u some CUMEMBERT 🧀and CREME FRAICHE 🍦with his BIG BAGUETTE. 🥖🥖😳❤️Get 5️⃣ back and u CAN-CAN CUM-CUM 👏💦💃🏻up my EIFFEL TOWER. 🇫🇷🍆🚠 Get 0️⃣ back and its ✌️AU REVOIR✌️to your ROYAL ASS🍑 cause you'll be GIVING HEAD 👅🍆😅😅💦to the GUILL(HOE)TINE.🔪🔪😱
        👉U better💦FUCK💦A BAGUETTE🥖👌👅👅 and SCREAM 😩🇫🇷💥VIVE LA FRANCE💥🇫🇷 when it GOES IN 👉👉😭😭😍BISHES cause today in 1️⃣7️⃣9️⃣0️⃣✔️ the WHOREgoisie 💄👄💃🏻💃🏻made DADDY💪 LOUIS🤴a CUNTstitutional CUCK.😛🪑🗝⛓All those THOTS😒in the 3️⃣estates🥇🥈🥉TIGHTENED 🔩🪛his ROYAL 💅HOLE 😮👌at a big CUMGUZZLING 💦💦💦FEAST🤪🤪 on the Champs de Mars☀️☀️😎😎😚😛😛😉 but the MOANarchist 😩SLUTS 👆👆👑👑⚜️⚜️didnt know the ORGY 👫👭🧍‍♂️⚧👉🤜👉🤜👉👌👌👌👌👌💦💦❤️❤️was just beginning and they would be BOTTOMING 🍑every FRENCH 🇫🇷FUCKBOI 🙄🙄for 👏NINE👏 MORE 👏YEARS!!!👏😱😱😱.Send this to 1️⃣4️⃣PARISIAN PUSSY POPPERS 😽🍾🍾and I’ll LUBE 💦💦ur LOUVRE.🙏🎨👨‍🎨 Get1️⃣0️⃣ back and I’ll serve u COCK AU VIN.🍗🍗🍷👅👅Get5️⃣back and I’ll make u WETTER 💦💦than the SEINE. 😭😭⛲️Get0️⃣back and I’ll BURN🔥ur BUSSY😹👨🏻‍🦱like🔥🙏NOTRE DAME🙏🔥

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            Uwugoslavia

              So, in the super-duper cute 90s, Yugoslavia was like, a big bouncy ball of ethnic tensions and sparkles! 🌈 All the wuvly ethnic groups, wike the snuggly Serbs, Croats, and Bosniaks, lived together in a magical rainbow land. But then, oh noes, communism was like, "I'm outta here!" and nationalism went aww crazy and cuddly! 😱🦄 Different parts of the rainbow land wanted to be their own special unicorns, so Slovenia, Croatia, and Bosnia and Herzegovina said, "Let's dance away and be our own rainbows!" 💃✨ But, oh dear, there were big fights, like the Croatian War of Independence and the Bosnian War, and they were not very kawaii at all! 😢💥 There were yucky things happening, like terrible atrocities and meanie ethnic cleansing, which made everyone super sad. 😭💔 In the end, Yugoslavia went bye-bye, and new kingdoms like Serbia, Croatia, and Bosnia and Herzegovina were born, ready to spread love and rainbows! 🏰🌈 UwU, hope that makes you smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside! 🥰💖✨